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  1. Principessa

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    A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark.

    A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.

    Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're out of your mind!!"


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    Let this be a lesson to all men. Foreplay starts hours before you ever reach the bedroom. :cool:


     
  2. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    Agreed! Good joke, I will have to share this one.
     
  3. hockeyguy741

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    LOL.........:biggrin1:
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    :biggrin: Heh. too cool and right.
     
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    that joke sucked, and your little foot note about obama sucks too. if you cant see the writing on the wall with this administration then your not too bright. think about it.
     
  6. prepstudinsc

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    Fdog, I think that you have proven your own point about being bright. You don't have good grammar and you have poor spelling skills, as well. Whether or not you like it, Obama is the President. If you think he is a foreigner, then you should go hang out with the birthers and try to figure out if he's circumcised or not.
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    If you didn't fucking like the joke, why comment?
    Lay off her, pal, she's got a right to her opinion.
     
  8. jakeatolla

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    A joke along the same lines,

    What does a Woman and an oven have in common ?
    You have to heat them up before you put the meat in....... :wink:

    And Your joke was fantastic njqt466 .