Biggest cock in real life?

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Just yours trully, 14 x 11. Once i thought i had met a guy with an equally big one but it turned out to be an 11" strapon in his pants. Sigh.

Your gallery does not show 14x11 - it just doesn't.

If you're 14x11, I'm either measuring mine wrong or else you're using metric.

Hahhahahaaaaa - yeah - metric :cool:

Obviously, you've never seen it or felt it in your mouth or asshole. Would you like to? I'd be happy to oblige.

You like saying that to people, don't you?

I would have to use a magnifier to find it.

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Fuck you! You god dammned computer geek! Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion anyway! If this wasn't cyber space i'd break both your arms and rape that scrwany ass of yours until you bled down your thighs!

You need to calm the fuck down and stop fucking lying.
 

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Okay, so it's dog pile day on Supersized! I don't give a fuck! You can all line up and suck my dick! You all know dam well that I'm atleast 14 x 11 from my pics! Your all a bunch of haters! I am not backing down! I never back down from a fight! EVER!!!
 

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Just yours trully, 14 x 11.

Uh, no. Metric maybe.

Fuck you! You god dammned computer geek! Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion anyway! If this wasn't cyber space i'd break both your arms and rape that scrwany ass of yours until you bled down your thighs!

As NCBear quoted offers of violence will not be tolerated here.

Your gallery does not show 14x11 - it just doesn't.

Agreed. You show a comparison shot with a paper towel roll (an 11"/28cm long item) you're only halfway up it. You show hard pics where your fingers easily go all the way around the base. Are we to believe you have a 12" handspan?

Okay, so it's dog pile day on Supersized! I don't give a fuck! You can all line up and suck my dick! You all know dam well that I'm atleast 14 x 11 from my pics! Your all a bunch of haters! I am not backing down! I never back down from a fight! EVER!!!

You don't have to back down, but, muffin, don't expect to win.
 

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I'm through explaining myself to you haters! You're all just jealous of my size! So what if you're a moderator! I've got a dick just like you do! I don't scare easily!
 

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I'm through explaining myself to you haters! You're all just jealous of my size! So what if you're a moderator! I've got a dick just like you do! I don't scare easily!

Proof he's a fake!!!!

Honey, if you have a dick just like I do that means it's missing altogether.
 

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Afraid I have to agree with everyone else, Supersized, you simply don't have 14x11...there's no way.

I'd say it was around 6-8 at best.

In a former life I was a cabinetmaker, can measure better by eye than most, and there's no flying way in hell that your packin' that much.

Argue all you like, but your a liar.

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I can't believe it! All these photo shop freaks on this site and you come after the only one who posts real pics! You can allo go fuck each other and lie about how well endowed you are! Everone needs a hobby!
 

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I can't believe it! All these photo shop freaks on this site and you come after the only one who posts real pics! You can allo go fuck each other and lie about how well endowed you are! Everone needs a hobby!
Supersized I don't mean to offend you but your cock isnt in any way a 14 incher. Your cock look around 8 inches in most of your pics , but in one of the pics look bigger maybe 9 inches.
 

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What is this supposed to piss me off? Another Supersized wanabe? Well it's working and you're not gonna like the outcome!!

Official warning reads thusly:

You are in violation of the ToS for threatening and harassing behavior.
If you persist you will recieve a ban for the duration of one week. If you return using a new account, both accounts and any subsequent ones will be banned permanently. If after your week of absence you return and continue this behaviour you will be banned permanently.

I'm posting this publicly to encourage members to report any subsequent threats. We already know about the nebulous one to Roscoz in another thread.
 

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Proof he's a fake!!!!

Honey, if you have a dick just like I do that means it's missing altogether.


His 14 x 11 is missing. He misplaced his supersized dildo.

OR, he might have two penes, one is average size and one is 14 x 11, but he had it removed.

Now, if we're talking about acting like the biggest dick, Averagesized, ooops, I mean Supersized, gets the award for the day.
 

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His 14 x 11 is missing. He misplaced his supersized dildo.

OR, he might have two penes, one is average size and one is 14 x 11, but he had it removed.

Now, if we're talking about acting like the biggest dick, Averagesized, ooops, I mean Supersized, gets the award for the day.




Im so happy you guys are paying attention to this "smallsize" yahoo, the last few days he's been harassing me and if it continues i'll make a more formal complaint against him, Thanks again Gillette and prepstudinsc
 

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I feel deprived. The biggest I've ever seen in real life is 8"...maybe 8.5".

On the other hand, I've seen a bunch of 5-6" cocks.

I must live in the small-cocked capital of the world.
 

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While I don't carry a measure around with me "jus' in case", I'm pretty good at sizing a fella up by comparing his stuff with mine. I'd say that for all the men I've ever been with, only about five or six were bigger than me, and no way am I claiming to be 14" x 11"; I would'nt have the blood available to fill it without passing out. Of these few, the largest was about 1.5" longer, same width, so that'd make him about 9.5" x 6". However, in a flaccid state, I was the larger appearing. And not to call anyone a liar or anything, but I do believe that there are a lot of porn-inches flying about around here.

Just as an aside, I've observed that most of the blokes I've been with are between 6" and 8" long. And let me tell you, the best lay I ever had was with a guy packing only about 5". The fact that he looked like Esai Morales didn't hurt, either. ;)
 

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Hey Supersize - a paper towel roll is around 11" long. . . if you're going to lie about size, don't put comparison shots that show how much you're lying.