biggest on record

[B_9inchstallion]

So guys like say ''Dick Ram bone'' claiming 15 inches is fake ?John Holmes was what 11 to 12 inches-11 and a half or something ?I know Long Dong Silver was all over stated bullshit and his dick was all plastic or something-or a brown rubber hose or whatever.
6 inches is considered average.8 to 9 inches like is considered above average or well hung.9 to 10-11 inches is considered big or larger or way to big or very well hung.
So guys like say ''Dick Ram bone'' claiming 15 inches is fake ?John Holmes was what 11 to 12 inches-11 and a half or something ?I know Long Dong Silver was all over stated bullshit and his dick was all plastic or something-or a brown rubber hose or whatever.
6 inches is considered average.8 to 9 inches like is considered above average or well hung.9 to 10-11 inches is considered big or larger or way to big or very well hung. I know porn star add length. Ron Jeremy stated 9 and a half is advertised as ten inches.11 inches becomes 12 and so forth on say John Holmes. I know my own dick isn't smaller or bigger than some porn star claiming 9 or 10 inches or 11 to 12 inches. And I'm sure some you ''big ''guys can say the same.
Like big breasted stripper claiming there 65 inch chest is really 99 inches or 71 inch chest like CHELSIE CHARMS is really 156-you got to beware advertised measurements-unless you see a tape measure around or the sex organ. Even people who say Tina Small measure 84-22-34 think she might be really around 81 or 71 inches-big only because a rare medical condition called virginal hypertrophy. There is a medical condition called ''Penal Hypertrophy’ where the genitals grow big and we guys claiming on My Space having a 16 inch penis. Still don't is those are facts or bullshit.

 

[Blocko]

The biggest is probably not as big as many people think it is. I'd say "don't believe the hype".

 

[Extremecummer]

WOW....where did you find that clip? He has to be about 9, would you say? Incredibly erotic. More. I want more. Dennis

 

[billnfla]

hey dennis you look pretty well endowed how big are you? i want more pics of you please.

 

[fortiesfun]

The Guiness Book of World Records used to have a disclaimer about why it was almost impossible to determine who was the oldest person on record because there was so much fakery out there. They long ago went to saying they were willing only to identify the oldest "documented" person on record. I think we have to face that the same situation applied to penis size.

Isn't it interesting that there are no easily documented big penii, even though it would not be that hard to do? In a fairly large number of penis length studies for which the background data is available I have yet to see a medically documented case of an erection over 10 inches. I confess I am no expert, and such a thing may exist but it does seem odd to me that all the claimants to the crown turn out to be "shy" or have "privacy concerns" when it comes to creating a unassailable record.

There is so much money to be made by a "world champion," yet no one comes forward with the kind of evidence that would clinch the title. I have the strongest suspicion it is because the record is much, much shorter than we believe. I'd be happy to be proven wrong, but I know to many stories like "Bruce" (above) for which proof somehow never materializes here on LPSG, as but one example of a place that one really could put up some hard (pun intended) evidence.

 

[NCPharmD2B]

I started a post about the following website before, but it was pretty much ignored. I had asked if this guy was a member here or if anyone knew him. He is, according to his bio, in the PHL area. His site is pay, but you can see some free pix of him:

Big Dicks, Big Cocks and Horse Hung Amateurs!

He, obviously, goes by "Gunner" and says he is available to meet in person if you are ever in the PHL area. If willing to meet in person, that gives him some measure of credibility in my book.

He gives his measurement as 12" X 7" but it looks bigger than that to me....

 

[NCPharmD2B]

Well...I can honestly say that my friend Bruce is 12 1/2 incehs hard...maybe not 13..but I can document it...he did it front of a crowded bar, and the barmaid measured it..12.5 inches.

BigBoy: Is Bruce AKA "Gunner"? See above post...

 

[B_9inchstallion]

You can debate Jonah Falcons cock size all you want, but the only thing you CANNOT dispute is that he is BUTT-UGLY....and has an awful body...

Usually, I don’t care if a guy is ugly IF he is HUNG and in shape, but JF comes off as a cocky asshole, and I don’t think that just having a big cock as your claim to fame should make a guy a prick.....
Unfortunate but true-the guys no Tom Welling or Harrison Ford-guess God can give a big dick, but not good looks-well not for him anyway-me that's different. I’m a cutie with a big one.

Still, I was wondering if there evidence on Dick Rambone or this Tom Longhorn or Moby Dick?

ps.the site said this wasn't posted.Figures the net is crazy.

 

[B_9inchstallion]

You can debate Jonah Falcons cock size all you want, but the only thing you CANNOT dispute is that he is BUTT-UGLY....and has an awful body...

Usually, I don’t care if a guy is ugly IF he is HUNG and in shape, but JF comes off as a cocky asshole, and I don’t think that just having a big cock as your claim to fame should make a guy a prick.....
Unfortunate but true-the guys no Tom Welling or Harrison Ford-guess God can give a big dick, but not good looks-well not for him anyway-me that's different. I’m a cutie with a big one.Hey,I got a big and some people think I'm a cocky asshole,too.Shhhhhhhhhhh-don't tell all the guys and gals-iT'll ruin my image.hey.handsome as a model-hung like a porn star

Still, I was wondering if there evidence on Dick Rambone or this Tom Longhorn or Moby Dick?

 

[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Well...I can honestly say that my friend Bruce is 12 1/2 incehs hard...maybe not 13..but I can document it...he did it front of a crowded bar, and the barmaid measured it..12.5 inches.

Got any photos of it? Sounds like a good night!

 

[texas41-38]

What's this "estimated" crap? It's not some UFO which was only seen by a couple of drunks. That's why God gave us rulers and interferometers and the edge of my great-grandmother's apron (the measure of all things, according to family legend).

I saw one on TV which was an "estimated" half-mile wide. Honest!

That might have been the State of Union Address.

 

[elggren_dan]

I used to work as a lawyer in the juvenile courts in Riverside, California. In one case a step dad was accused of molesting his step daughter. The girl was asked if she saw the step dad's dick and then she described it as long, but not too big. His defense was that she was lying because his dick was 13 inches soft and 18 hard. The judge ordered it measured by a doctor both ways to verify. It was true, and the pictures were held in the court file, which the judge would not let us see. The guy got convicted anyway for a bunch of other reasons.

I can remember being super pissed off that he was wearing the orange jump suit when he came to court, because he was ok looking, you know the lean muscle black guy look, and I wanted to see the bulge. I would love to be half his size. I figured God was cruel to both of us, giving him way to much and not giving me enough. The guys in the office made a paper replica and stuck it around the office for a few weeks for laughs.

 

[burns1de]

I used to work as a lawyer in the juvenile courts in Riverside, California. In one case a step dad was accused of molesting his step daughter. The girl was asked if she saw the step dad's dick and then she described it as long, but not too big. His defense was that she was lying because his dick was 13 inches soft and 18 hard. The judge ordered it measured by a doctor both ways to verify. It was true, and the pictures were held in the court file, which the judge would not let us see. The guy got convicted anyway for a bunch of other reasons.

I can remember being super pissed off that he was wearing the orange jump suit when he came to court, because he was ok looking, you know the lean muscle black guy look, and I wanted to see the bulge. I would love to be half his size. I figured God was cruel to both of us, giving him way to much and not giving me enough. The guys in the office made a paper replica and stuck it around the office for a few weeks for laughs.

Pffffft, that story has 'bullshit' written all over it. This is a discussion about facts related to dicks, not strange made-up court room racial fantasies.

No pic = bullshit.

 

[B_AlannShauna]

How old are you? Where in London? Maybe I can sit on your lap next time I am in London?

S

 

[B_9inchstallion]

Penis size
Despite his lack of acting ability, what made Holmes famous was his exceptionally large penis. Holmes' first wife, Sharon Gebenini, recalled him claiming to be 10 inches (25.4 cm) when he first measured himself. However, at the start of his cinematic career, he was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 16 inches (32–41 cm) long when fully erect.
In 2007, it was discovered that the coroner who performed the autopsy on Holmes took "secret" measurements of Holmes' penis in a flaccid state and reported it as being approximately 8.75 inches in length. This information appeared in the form of handwritten notes (scrawled on the back of the third page of the official Holmes' autopsy report) discovered by investigative reporter John Beck who is currently working on a new book about the life of Holmes. It is reasonable to assume, therefore, that Holmes' penis—when fully enlarged—would be in the range stated in the above paragraph. The coroner also noted that the size of Holmes' gonads were approximately "the size of a pair of large hen eggs."[citation needed]. Ron Jeremy claims that Holmes was actually 11 inches and used to brag that he was 14 inches.
So celebrated was Holmes' reputed penis size that it was even used as a marketing tool for films in which he did not even appear. In the porn classic Anybody but My Husband, the promotional tag line read "Tony The Hook Perez has a dick so big that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money."[3]

Different attempts to objectively ascertain the actual length of his penis have led to varying results. An American study of video footage of Holmes' penis concluded his penis was 10–11 inches long (25–28cm), whereas another study comparing many pictures of his penis to the estimated measurements of other parts of his own body led to the conclusion of 8 3/4 inches (22cm). Holmes' longtime manager, Bill Amerson, that "I saw John measure himself several times, it was 13 and a half inches".[4] Holmes' last wife, Laurie "Misty Dawn" Rose claims that John Holmes himself claimed himself at

 

[D_alex8]

Still, I was wondering if there evidence on Dick Rambone or this Tom Longhorn or Moby Dick?

Some links might help. :wink:

---> images of Dick Rambone (clearly nowhere near 15 inches)

---> Moby Dick a.k.a. Texas Longhorn (prosthetic; rapidshare video link)

---> Moby Dick a.k.a. Texas Longhorn (prosthetic; picture links)

---> images of Long Dong Silver (worst prosthetic ever)

---> video of Jonah Falcon measuring, including ruler shots (make up your own mind )

 

[B_9inchstallion]

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blog.myspace.com/brunobigwoodThursday, July 13, 2006

those who want my cock.
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I am ready to trade pics to those who want to see my cock pics., as you know i had to remove the covered ones because myspace didnt like them but i am ready to trade the uncovered ones by email. Simply send me a picture of your bottom half for a pic of mine. Sorry , ladies only! The more graphic your pics are and the more they turn me on the more i will show you! including some tricks I can do with my cock and what exactly i do with it trust me its worth seeing, so ladies show me ur stuff and make me want you and i will unleash the beast for you. Video available...

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Friday, June 09, 2006

Myspace yanked my cock
Current mood:

confused
well, apparently the myspace nazi's strike again. They took away my pics. They were not nude, or partially nude.. as a matter of fact -- they left that one.. the one with just the towel.They decided that me in my shorts was innapropriate.. I was covered. They seem to thing that me in my jeans was inappropriate, they deleted these and other photos saying they are suggestive.. this is no more than you will see walking past me on the street. It is discrimnation. It is no different from postering a women's chest on magazines in a tiny tube top. So what if i have highly visible genitalia. Thats how it is. thats life. breast are visible everywhere.. oh no - thats ok - cuz Tom is a guy. I dont see why my pics were removed when i made every effort to not make them nude... now i face deletion if they decide my next pic is innapropriate... This sucks ass. Well i wrote to the staff who yanked me and i will see his/her logi behind it soon.
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Monday, June 05, 2006

My little friend.
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There is one of you out there who shall remain nameless.. you know who you are.. I just wanted to say that you drive me crazy and i like talking to you. Hope you had fun last night. I look forward to making you scream again soon
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Late at night on Myspace.
Current mood:

horny
well im horny and bored and looking to find some entertainment. Ladies hit me up if you want to play with me.
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New Pics
Current mood:

horny
ok. posted some new pics up here for all of you to look at. Dont forget to show me you love me before you leave. The pics are not nudes. I dont need to get deleted again. If you want nudes I do have them but i will only trade with you if you have pictures also. Ladies nude boob shots are great but to see what i got your pics need something a little more. Ill show you whats in my pants if you show me whats in yours.

 

[dalibor]

Thanks to Alex for those photos of Dick Rambone and the Jonah Falcon video. As I have stated elsewhere, the myth that these dicks measure something like 12 or 15 inches is absurd. You can see Jonah's measurement is 9, with a little cheating by starting the tape a little above the actual base of the penis. But then he's not very hard either, so give him the 1/2 inch he's cheating, and this really huge member is 9".
So much for the exaggerations.

 

[bakerman64]

someone needs to watch more porn---JOHN HOLMES by far is biggest at 14" and thats a fact

 

[B_Trevor3]

I think mr 18 inch is by far the longest. I saw a video clip of him with both of his hands jacking himself while he was screwing an asian chick. Maybe not 18 inches, but probaby more like 15.