In the showers during boarding school, the Student Body President had the biggest softie in the school...and everyone knew it. D--- was probably 5-6" long, and it had a left hook on the way down the trunk with a 3/4 twist. It was really pretty amazing.
Flashback three years earlier, and D--- lived in the dorm room next to me. He was not modest at all (I remember him sitting around naked singing Robert Plant's song "I'm in the nude for a melody...") and one afternoon after he took a quick shower I needed to ask him a question. We were standing out in the hallway, and he was drying off casually while we discussed the question at hand, his giant wang flopping around in a friendly manner. Another guy on our hall, I kind of ladies man/jock/beautiful person named A---, came walking our direction, and seeing the D---'s huge wang, raised his eyebrows and pointed, mockingly exclaiming "Haha! D---'s got an erection!"
D--- casually looked down at his wang, then looked back at A--- and said "No, I don't".
A's eyes got even bigger and he rechecked D---'s dick, and was speechless for once. It was a classic moment.