Boner pants

[TexanStar]

I've had far too many pairs of Khakis that pull this shit.

Do you always get that it's a really shitty cut of the fabric that causes this, or did you ever look over and think that some guy was sporting wood (when it was just his damn pants)?

 

[918177]

Perhaps when wearing offending garment carry a sports bag or laptop bag and put on your lap when you sit down to to kill off the dreaded "zipper arch/ faux boner".

Suit pants don't seem to have this issue. Maybe they use a softer, more flexible zipper in their manufacture.

 

[TexanStar]

faux boner".
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A fauxner?

 

[LaFemme]

I've had a pair of pants or two that did the same thing. I don't think anyone assumed I had a boner, and since I don't bulge watch, I don't notice it in others.

I'm pretty oblivious.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I've had a pair of pants or two that did the same thing. I don't think anyone assumed I had a boner, and since I don't bulge watch, I don't notice it in others.

I'm pretty oblivious.

All of that. Plus, if I did mistake a zipper-stiffer for the real deal, how would I know?

 

[LaFemme]

All of that. Plus, if I did mistake a zipper-stiffer for the real deal, how would I know?

Slap it down, ninja style!

 

[EllieP]

Are those K-1 khakis or are you just happy to see me?

 

[fluffychocolate]

I don't think I've ever seen a fauxner. Every guy I've seen with a pop tent actually had a boner.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Twoton would like that drawing. He wants women to look at his bulge.

 

[Daisy]

A fauxner?

hahahaha best topic ever

 

[TexanStar]

hahahaha best topic ever

hehe, glad to be of assistance

What's both funny and sad is that I googled "fauxner" after you replied, and it's already a word! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fauxner

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Ove heard of penis pants for women. Happens when you are in a dreaded in between size and the pants are a fall size too big.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Half. What is up with autocorrect?