Boner Shrinkers

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by D_Pubert Farnsworth, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. D_Pubert Farnsworth

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    Hey so with any large/big/hung/huge/medium/decent sized dick (choose one) comes great difficulty to hide the boners that come with it. Toss out some suggestions as to how to relax your mind, and calm your cock in inopportune times:biggrin1:.
     
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    The mere thought of putting on a condom kills my boner every time.
     
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    Honestly, the more I focus to bring it down, the worse it gets. I find it best to quickly start a conversation with someone once you feel it coming and hope your mind wanders off somewhere else. :p
     
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    I have heard the suggestion that one should think of our former "Speaker of the House" here in the U. S. A. I understand that her first name is Nancy!!!
     
  5. D_Pubert Farnsworth

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    Lol keep them coming
     
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    Well if you need to hide it, the good ol' lift and tuck works. Pull it up to your belly-button and pull your belt tight!
     
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    I always stifle mine by thinking of the IRS.
     
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    Ann Widdecombe shaving her legs - get a gooood mental image!!!
     
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    Thinking about something repulsive works for me.

    I.E: bills, chitterlings, Rosie O'Donnell, Jersey Shore, etc...
     
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    I just let it happen or make the pull'n'tug maneuvor already explained. Or wander of to the nearest bathroom and negotiates some solution in place. I mean I wank.
     
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    I've posted this somewhere else before.

    1. Google "Blue Waffle"
    2. Click on the first result
    3. Instant boner kill
     
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    Three words: naked farting grandma.
     
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    Hillary R Clinton.