Boyfriend's Penis Too Large

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  1. Madam X

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    I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long. Has anyone ever heard of this happening to a person?

    I'm so sad and so is my boyfriend, Max. He is a professional man and he is almost always in pain from what he calls, "growing pains."

    He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.

    After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"

    Max was literally humiliated beyond words.

    Please let me know if you have any information that could possibly help us? Thankyou, Madam X
     
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    Oh my! I see My Space must be down again!
     
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    YAWN!!!

    Don't be too long here, you really need to get back to your village because they're missing their idiot.

    cheers

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  4. Madam X

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    Are you thinking that I'm lying ?? Well, I am telling the truth. I have no reason to lie about something this serious. But, thanks for a reply anyway.
     
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    Nope, I don't think you're lying...just totally deluded. If it's true then you've got the evidence in your hands, lets see it. Somehow I don't think we will.
     
  6. Madam X

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    I'm deluded because you cannot believe that a man's penis can grow to be over 30 inches long? I will have to ask Max if I can upload a picture of his penis, would u still think that I'm deluded then?
     
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    No, just an excellent (or, more likely, poor) PhotoShopper.
     
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    You're seriously trying to tell us that Max's penis touches the ground or comes within an inch or two of it? There are NO authenticated records of penises more than 14" long. While there may be one or two out there that are longer they'll be longer by fractions, not by over 100%. It is a physiological and genetic impossibility.

    Your boyfriends penis may exist, but only between your ears.
     
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    Chill everyone.

    Upload the pics Madam X - then we can talk.
     
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    Sorry Madam X for all the pessimists here...
    I agree however that for your post to be taken seriously
    a picture would be the solution, and next logical step.
    Then you might get some better feed back.
    Best wishes!
     
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    Seconded. and Qouted for Truth.
     
  13. Madam X

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    No problem, I'll talk to Max and get his permission to upload one of his pictures later this pm. cya soon!
     
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    I'm so excited I could shit.
     
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    Are you sure you don't mean 30 cm?? 30 inches is very very large.

    If for some ODD reason he is ACTUALLY 30 inches, I think there are people here who would like to shake your hand. Stuffing a 2.5 foot dick in your vagina/ass/throat is an impossible ability.:tongue:
     
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    Would that make it an impossibility? :smile:
     
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    That is pos-able.:rolleyes:
     
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    I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:
     
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    That's a shocking develpment. I felt 100% certain that you would have pictures for us.

    Simple solution to your problem. Get a pair of sharp, all metal scissors and cut the lower 24 inches off his penis so he can be normal. Once that job is completed, cut the lower 24 inches of the power cord to your computer. Prefereably while it is still plugged in and you are standing in a pool or water.