D_Bob_Crotchitch
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alex8 said:I'm so excited I could shit.
that explains the flies.
alex8 said:I'm so excited I could shit.
SurferGirlCA said:Would that make it an impossibility? :smile:
Madam X said:I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:
alex8 said:There are no thirty-inch penises attached to human beings.
Madam X said:
He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.
After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"
Frostbite said:Dear Madam X,
On behalf of all of us here at the Federal Aviation Administration and the National Transportation Safety Board, I'd like to apologize for your boyfriend's treatment at the hands of our agents. We take our airports' and indeed our nation's security very seriously. When your boyfriend (you should convince him to make an honest woman out of you) approached our security checkpoint, the sheer massiveness of the protusion in his trousers immediately set off a red flag to our security personnel. Fortunately, due to our highly trained security personnels' extensive testing, no threat to passenger safety or national security was found within or about your boyfriend's penis.
I am however forwarding the matter to the United States Customs Department, as it appears he may be in violation of several statutes controlling the import of animals and animal products. Specifically, persuant to the Endangered Species Act of 1973, the import, export, sale, and trade of all African and Asian elephant products (including their genitalia) is strictly prohibited.
Again, I apologize for any inconvenience experienced by you and your boyfriend but please realize that it's in the best interest of the United States to take all potential security threats seriously. Thank you for your understanding and assistance in keeping America's airways safe.
Madam X said:I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long. Has anyone ever heard of this happening to a person?
I'm so sad and so is my boyfriend, Max. He is a professional man and he is almost always in pain from what he calls, "growing pains."
He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.
After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"
Max was literally humiliated beyond words.
Please let me know if you have any information that could possibly help us? Thankyou, Madam X
Is Max from New Jersey?Madam X said:I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:
Madam X said:I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:
May well not be on the right site. We are.Madam X said:I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts.
Oh my god thats funny:biggrin1:Lordpendragon said:Madam
I have been researching this all night for you.
There is a condition known as pendragonitis. It was first diagnosed in the UK in the 1980's and is thought to be a genetic disorder affecting early British nobility. The condition seems to be set off after puberty by some form of wish fulfillment and given the psychosomatic nature of the complaint it can usually be terminated and treated by exposure to pictures of Roseanne Barr.
I hope this helps.
lvsxy808 said:^^^ Boy George, I think he's got it !