Boyfriend's Penis Too Large

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Madam X said:
I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:

There are no thirty-inch penises attached to human beings. Anyone with such an appendage would already be seeking professional medical assistance, rather than posting puerile messages online. That is all.
 

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Madam X said:

He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.

After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"

Dear Madam X,

On behalf of all of us here at the Federal Aviation Administration and the National Transportation Safety Board, I'd like to apologize for your boyfriend's treatment at the hands of our agents. We take our airports' and indeed our nation's security very seriously. When your boyfriend (you should convince him to make an honest woman out of you) approached our security checkpoint, the sheer massiveness of the protusion in his trousers immediately set off a red flag to our security personnel. Fortunately, due to our highly trained security personnels' extensive testing, no threat to passenger safety or national security was found within or about your boyfriend's penis.

I am however forwarding the matter to the United States Customs Department, as it appears he may be in violation of several statutes controlling the import of animals and animal products. Specifically, persuant to the Endangered Species Act of 1973, the import, export, sale, and trade of all African and Asian elephant products (including their genitalia) is strictly prohibited.

Again, I apologize for any inconvenience experienced by you and your boyfriend but please realize that it's in the best interest of the United States to take all potential security threats seriously. Thank you for your understanding and assistance in keeping America's airways safe.
 

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Frostbite said:
Dear Madam X,

On behalf of all of us here at the Federal Aviation Administration and the National Transportation Safety Board, I'd like to apologize for your boyfriend's treatment at the hands of our agents. We take our airports' and indeed our nation's security very seriously. When your boyfriend (you should convince him to make an honest woman out of you) approached our security checkpoint, the sheer massiveness of the protusion in his trousers immediately set off a red flag to our security personnel. Fortunately, due to our highly trained security personnels' extensive testing, no threat to passenger safety or national security was found within or about your boyfriend's penis.

I am however forwarding the matter to the United States Customs Department, as it appears he may be in violation of several statutes controlling the import of animals and animal products. Specifically, persuant to the Endangered Species Act of 1973, the import, export, sale, and trade of all African and Asian elephant products (including their genitalia) is strictly prohibited.

Again, I apologize for any inconvenience experienced by you and your boyfriend but please realize that it's in the best interest of the United States to take all potential security threats seriously. Thank you for your understanding and assistance in keeping America's airways safe.

Now THAT, was clever.:biggrin1:
 

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Madam X said:
I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long. Has anyone ever heard of this happening to a person?

I'm so sad and so is my boyfriend, Max. He is a professional man and he is almost always in pain from what he calls, "growing pains."

He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.

After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"

Max was literally humiliated beyond words.

Please let me know if you have any information that could possibly help us? Thankyou, Madam X

you left out the "Dear Editor"
 

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It's easy, first you get a hack saw, and cut off the eccess of his penis that you don't want. With the extra that you cut off, you put into a pickle jar filled with kool aid. The don't worry about the head thaty ou cut off, that part will grow back. And cover his penis with mayonaise to help with the healing. If this doesn't work start at the first step and repeat.
 

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Madam X said:
I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:
Is Max from New Jersey?
 

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Madam X said:
I thought this was a website for men who have large penis's? What exactly is large to all of you? I spoke to Max and he would rather not at this time, allow me to upload the bottom half of his naked picture, so that you could see once and for all, that I am telling you the truth. There are men in this world with huge penis's and I sure hope that one of them is a member here, so I can talk with him about how my boyfriend suffers daily, in public. This is no joke, and if you think this is a joke, then you are mistaken, completely. I'll let you know what we decide. We are not into any kind of pornography or sexual lusts. We are simply people needing some good sound advice regarding our situation. Will keep you posted daily. Thanks, Madam X:redface:

Sounds allot like virginal breast hypertrophy in woman.That causes the breasts to continue growing and not stop in some cases.There is a similar condition in men but it usally leads to micro penis.Here's a link to get you started.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginal_breast_hypertrophy
 

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Madam

I have been researching this all night for you.

There is a condition known as pendragonitis. It was first diagnosed in the UK in the 1980's and is thought to be a genetic disorder affecting early British nobility. The condition seems to be set off after puberty by some form of wish fulfillment and given the psychosomatic nature of the complaint it can usually be terminated and treated by exposure to pictures of Roseanne Barr.

I hope this helps.
 

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Lordpendragon said:
Madam

I have been researching this all night for you.

There is a condition known as pendragonitis. It was first diagnosed in the UK in the 1980's and is thought to be a genetic disorder affecting early British nobility. The condition seems to be set off after puberty by some form of wish fulfillment and given the psychosomatic nature of the complaint it can usually be terminated and treated by exposure to pictures of Roseanne Barr.

I hope this helps.
Oh my god thats funny:biggrin1:
 

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Let the truck driver say something here.. perhaps there has been some mix up in translation... she did say her boyfriend was from Ireland, right? Well what obviously happened she messured it with a ruler and read the metric side... She meassured 30cm and read the the measurement for inches. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for 12" but thats as far as I'm going.
 

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Just think: He could be like Bill Gates and donate to every man in the world a little bit of penis...
 

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If seen a movie clip of a guy who has his balls almost as big a his legs. It is said some very rare disease caused it. From that point of view it might be possible that there is also a rare disease that causes a nonstop growing penis.

But besides that it's indeed "see it before beleave it"