Boyfriend's Penis Too Large

[nodak_stud]

I know I'm new here, but as a (ex)pre-med student let me add my two cents as well.

To my knowledge not only is thirty inches a preposterous size, but it completely defies the limitations of the human body. First off, assuming that her "bf" is of an average height, he would be right around six feet tall, give or take an inch or two. That being said, a thirty inch dick would be impossible to conceil in pants and even if run down the leg would be practiaclly on the ground.
Also, even if such a thing were possible, the man would be preminantly impotent, since there is no way that he could have enough spare blood in his body to maintain an errection. Another thing is that I seem to recall reading somewhere that the largest penis on record was around twenty-three inches. Said man had a severe case of elephantitis which caused him to have a perminantly flacid cock. I seem to recall he also had other various health problems which were brought on by his abnormal size, including low blood pressure, anemia and frequent headaches.

So as I see it, not only does this story scream BS to the casual reader, but its also impossible from a medical standpoint.

 

[novice_btm]

Good God! For the love of all things decent... let it go, Madam!

NO ONE believes you! And, BTW, Ophion was obviously making fun of you and your bullshit stories! But then, you KNOW that, I'm sure. You just want to continue to antagonize us, and the issue. Please take a moment to re-evaluate your life, and consider whether you wouldn't be better off doing something else with it!

Hmm, I see. Yet I'm "rather unbecoming and uncouth" in the other thread, for calling out this exact behaviour, and even citing Mde. X, and this thread as one of my examples of discontent. OK.

 

[Lordpendragon]

I go away for three days, and THIS is what I return to? sad---so sad....:slap:

In hindsight, we would have been better to leave this thread alone at about post No. 10.

Three days - it seemed like forever :smile:

 

[davidjh7]

In hindsight, we would have been better to leave this thread alone at about post No. 10.

Three days - it seemed like forever :smile:

You're saying I should stay away longer next time?:biggrin1: J/K. Great to be back!:smile:

 

[mjcp]

Maybe she missed a decimal point. Was it supposed to be 3.0 inches?

 

[novice_btm]

Maybe she missed a decimal point. Was it supposed to be 3.0 inches?

No offense, and this isn't directed at you, so don't take it personally, but why do people keep making excuses for this obviously retarded troll?

 

[Ed69]

Thanks Ophion, for posting the picture of your boyfriend's huge penis, and please thank him for me. You see? How can these folks not believe that this is true if I am telling them about my boyfriend's huge penis that is over 30 inches long, and viewing the pic of your boyfriend's huge penis? I'm sure that viewers will think it's a fake pic, I guess that the majority wins in this case. Oh well, I tried. Again, thanks! Madam X

I feel your pain or his rather.I know what it is to carry such a burden and hope some day we can find help and support.

P.S.I took the risk of putting a pick in my gallery.:redface:

 

[Lordpendragon]

Being the only sane balanced person on the site with a sense of perspective and humour - I can let you all know that seeing my qualities, Madam X has pm'ed me a link to a picture of her husband's penis.

As I clicked the zoom icon, it did indeed keep growing and massively outsized my 17 inch screen. I will download it and upload it later onto my 45 inch flat screen at home, but my hunch is that it will outsize even that. In the meantime, I have contacted the local cinema who have agreed to show it.

Does anyone know the name of the company that is able to project images on the Moon - I think that this is ultimately the best option.

 

[Madam X]

Being the only sane balanced person on the site with a sense of perspective and humour - I can let you all know that seeing my qualities, Madam X has pm'ed me a link to a picture of her husband's penis.

As I clicked the zoom icon, it did indeed keep growing and massively outsized my 17 inch screen. I will download it and upload it later onto my 45 inch flat screen at home, but my hunch is that it will outsize even that. In the meantime, I have contacted the local cinema who have agreed to show it.

Does anyone know the name of the company that is able to project images on the Moon - I think that this is ultimately the best option.

I never pmed you nor did I ever send you any pic link. Stop lying. Madam X

 

[Wonderboy]

It was a joke. I'm sure you know all about jokes.

 

[joyboytoy79]

I never pmed you nor did I ever send you any pic link. Stop lying. Madam X

Pot to Kettle: "You're Black."

 

[D_alex8]

Consider this a friendly warning: You're welcome to stay and contribute constructively, but demanding "support" for your invented claim won't get you very far.

A moderator issued a friendly warning at post #51, which Madame Ho-Cunt of Bitchtwat has failed to heed. I see no reason why her existence here should not be terminated.

That is all.

 

[novice_btm]

A moderator issued a friendly warning at post #51, which Madame Ho-Cunt of Bitchtwat has failed to heed. I see no reason why her existence here should not be terminated.

That is all.

I think I love you.


*suddenly feels strange and inexplicable urge to j/o to old David Cassidy pix*

 

[Lordpendragon]

I think I love you.


*suddenly feels strange and inexplicable urge to j/o to old David Cassidy pix*

You know what is really scary - I bet Alex can do a mean Arnie impression.

You so did Madam pants on fire.

I'll post them to prove it.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long.

You need to stop tying it to your Yugo's bumper, when leaving your village idiotless.

-- on the topic of airport security --

I have never been groped by american airport security, just screwed over by them.

However, I was groped by a Deutscher Grenzenschutz officer. I didn't mind, he was almost as tall as me, had blond hair and hazel eyes, nice hands, well built, bulged his flat front pants and was down right gorgeous. If it had been the night before and we had been in my hotel room, I would have even rolled over after fucking him near to senseless, but we weren't and I didn't mind him feeling me up, while patting me down. Luckily I had taken some magazines, from the Continental counter, because caring my wheely in front of my crotch would have made me look like a village idiot, instead of just a 6'8", blond haired blue eyed, over sexed, hung male that was obviously happy about something.

 

[novice_btm]

... instead of just a 6'8", blond haired blue eyed, over sexed, hung male that was obviously happy about something.

*GULP!!!*
Um, excuse me. I'll be right back. Need to clean up. I seem to have a mess in my pants from reading that. :wank:

 

[Ed69]

I feel your pain or his rather.I know what it is to carry such a burden and hope some day we can find help and support.

P.S.I took the risk of putting a pick in my gallery.:redface:

Ok joke over I'm taking the pic out of my gallery Madams friends want to swap pics now.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Stop lying

Hee hee. Madam X stuck two baseball bats all the way in her big cunt, side by side. After they disappeared, she pushed in an industrial fire extinguisher, followed by the front bumper of my BMW. I saved the rest of the car, albeit barely. After that, we brushed each other's hair and she left $50,000 on my gigantic bedside table. Funny thing though...she left without returning the baseball bats, fire extinguisher or my front bumper! What a cunt.

 

[D_alex8]

Ok joke over I'm taking the pic out of my gallery Madams friends want to swap pics now.

Yeah, the sheer number of people who fawn over every obviously photoshopped or otherwise faked pic in the galleries is a phenomenon in itself. The "wishful thinking brigade", at whom all those sucky pornos with rubber prosthetic dongs are doubtless aimed too.

 

[DaveyR]

Hee hee. Madam X stuck two baseball bats all the way in her big cunt, side by side. After they disappeared, she pushed in an industrial fire extinguisher, followed by the front bumper of my BMW. I saved the rest of the car, albeit barely. After that, we brushed each other's hair and she left $50,000 on my gigantic bedside table. Funny thing though...she left without returning the baseball bats, fire extinguisher or my front bumper! What a cunt.

I have posted this link before Sorcerer but it seems appropriate to post it again considering what you have just told us Sticky Vicky