Can't fit penis in gf!

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  1. Igottahugepenis

    Igottahugepenis New Member

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    Hey guys
    I have a problem I can't seem to fit my dick in her at all. My dick size is unbeilevably huge 11.4 inches and I don't know war to do or to tell her. Like I don't wanna just stick with her givin head it gets boring and I don't wanna hurt her feelings
    Anyone have any suggestions
     
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    You're right. Your size is unbelieveable.


    Get her quivering little pussy worked up to a fever pitch boy is really all I can tell ya.
     
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    the post name had me dying laffing. But yea, i cant help. is it too thick or too long, either way her *coota-mama* should stretch
     
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    The solution is to find a married woman who has a husband with a tiny penis that allows his wife to get satisfied by a stud like you. Most men wish they had your problem.

    Coco
     
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    Lemme get this straight . . . she can suck your 11.4" dick with no problem but she can't even get the head of your penis in her vagina? . . . . riiiggghhhttt. Pics or it never happend. :irked:
     
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    maybe you need viagra...MAYBE. if it is that big, maybe you dont have enough b,ood to produce a good boner. in porn, most really huge dicks wont get reall hard and have to be squeezed.
    I have no clue if thats your problem, just wanted to show that ur in my thoughts lol
     
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    please......if a baby can come out of the pussy....then you dick can go in.....please!!!!
     
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    Some circles have reported a cheese grater is a solution.
     
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    Babies come through there. So can you. But she must be aroused, wet, swollen and hungry for you. Some KY Jell might help too.
     
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    :mad: I am so sick of men saying that like it's true. :rolleyes:
    1) The OP is a liar he does not have 11.4" if he did he would have photos
    2) He probably has no clue what foreplay is.
    3) A womans body has 9 months to prepare for childbirth and a great many changes occur during that time. Most notable, near the time of delivery is that the opening of the vagina dilates to 9 centimeters!
    4) No amount of foreplay will dilate a woman to 9 cm.
    5) I think the OP is probably underage and lying about his penis size.
     
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    I have a similar problem, only I'm 16.37" so its difficult to even hug or kiss because I am so far away as we are separated by my penis length.

    What we do is this:
    I thrust my penis into a pail of warm water and at the same time I penetrate her with a popsicle stick, and so far that is working for us.

    Good luck with your predicament, I hope this may work for you.
     
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    Reminds of the Everley Brothers song - Dream Dream Dream-------
     
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    lol...the replies are funnier than the OP's post :) didnt expect that
     
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    hmmm please try using a smaller dildo.. those 11" dildos don't fit everywhere... try 6" next time.. :)
     
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    really? your problem is as complicated as why people do have sex as a breakfast

    maybe you have to bring your gf to the doctor and ask the doctor to widen her vagina
     
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    umm well length makes no difference in terms of fitting it in.
     
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    Relaxation
    Vibration
    Lubrication
    Dilation
     
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    Very well said!