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I don't really care for country music but those country men...damn. I've always had a thing for Tim McGraw and Alan Jackson. Yes, to Kenny Chesney as well.
 
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:confused:I have heard some interesting things about Garth Brooks...:confused:

I wish that Country music were less homophobic and that the artists were more honest to live their lives. Man, I would love to hear a country song about a dude getting fucked for a couple of hours straight in a hotel room by a hustler with a monster dick.

"PAUL: Okay, how did Garth Brooks find you?
RED: On boyzusa.com.
PAUL: Let’s fast forward and talk about the moment of truth now. What ultimately led to making you an absolute believer that the person trying to reach you was, indeed, Garth Brooks?
RED: It was pretty simple- because through his friend – I only know him as Doctor Paul, who picked me up at the Nashville airport. I flew in on the red-eye and he arranged the hotel room, a mile from the airport. The Red Roof Inn. He first took me to MacDonald’s for breakfast. He didn’t ask me what I wanted, just ordered for me. I got one of those ninety-nine-cent breakfasts.
PAUL: So all of this was arranged for Brooks through Doctor Paul?
RED: That’s correct.
PAUL: Okay, you’re in the hotel room. Then what?
RED: I went into the room. Doctor Paul parked out front, sitting in his car. I saw him through the window. I sat down on the bed and not too much longer afterward, a few minutes maybe, then a knock on the door. Dressed in ordinary clothes, no cowboy hat, no boots – nothing. Mr. Garth brooks came through the door to visit me. He said he wanted to be fucked in the ass. I was smart enough to be prepared for anything goes and I recognized him immediately. So I went into the bathroom and, because he was so overweight and disgusting, I took a Viagra, got hard, and put on a condom. He just wanted to go for a ride for hours and hours and hours and hours.
PAUL: Really?
RED: Yes. Well, it lasted really for about two hours, but when you are fucking a whale it seems like eternity and then, I was told that Doctor Paul would come back and pay me. Brooks left. He didn’t even shower or anything. Just got up, threw on his shirt, pants and tennis shoes and left. About fifteen minutes later Doctor Paul came in, paid me – I think five or six hundred dollars – and then took me immediately to the airport to catch the first flight back to L.A."--SOURCE :wink:
 
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invisibleman said:
:confused:I have heard some interesting things about Garth Brooks...:confused:

I wish that Country music were less homophobic and that the artists were more honest to live their lives. Man, I would love to hear a country song about a dude getting fucked for a couple of hours straight in a hotel room by a hustler with a monster dick.

"PAUL: Okay, how did Garth Brooks find you?
RED: On boyzusa.com.
PAUL: Let’s fast forward and talk about the moment of truth now. What ultimately led to making you an absolute believer that the person trying to reach you was, indeed, Garth Brooks?
RED: It was pretty simple- because through his friend – I only know him as Doctor Paul, who picked me up at the Nashville airport. I flew in on the red-eye and he arranged the hotel room, a mile from the airport. The Red Roof Inn. He first took me to MacDonald’s for breakfast. He didn’t ask me what I wanted, just ordered for me. I got one of those ninety-nine-cent breakfasts.
PAUL: So all of this was arranged for Brooks through Doctor Paul?
RED: That’s correct.
PAUL: Okay, you’re in the hotel room. Then what?
RED: I went into the room. Doctor Paul parked out front, sitting in his car. I saw him through the window. I sat down on the bed and not too much longer afterward, a few minutes maybe, then a knock on the door. Dressed in ordinary clothes, no cowboy hat, no boots – nothing. Mr. Garth brooks came through the door to visit me. He said he wanted to be fucked in the ass. I was smart enough to be prepared for anything goes and I recognized him immediately. So I went into the bathroom and, because he was so overweight and disgusting, I took a Viagra, got hard, and put on a condom. He just wanted to go for a ride for hours and hours and hours and hours.
PAUL: Really?
RED: Yes. Well, it lasted really for about two hours, but when you are fucking a whale it seems like eternity and then, I was told that Doctor Paul would come back and pay me. Brooks left. He didn’t even shower or anything. Just got up, threw on his shirt, pants and tennis shoes and left. About fifteen minutes later Doctor Paul came in, paid me – I think five or six hundred dollars – and then took me immediately to the airport to catch the first flight back to L.A."--SOURCE :wink:
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Interesting. I know that Garth is really gay friendly, and that his sister is a lesbian, and I've heard rumors about him before, but this is the first detailed thing I've read. His weight was always up and down, so I'm taking this was when he was at his heaviest?
 
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thee1 said:
Interesting. I know that Garth is really gay friendly, and that his sister is a lesbian, and I've heard rumors about him before, but this is the first detailed thing I've read. His weight was always up and down, so I'm taking this was when he was at his heaviest?
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I know. I have worked with a few local "country artists". (Yeah. I play all kinds of music.) I love playing country. It is the simplest form...but dammit the peeps won't let me play my real honest sh*t. It frustrates me.

Country music is the one art form that is hardest to do different things. You can do most anything in pop music. Dance music. Soul music. R&B. Rock. But country music. You better like being roped in your content because damned if you do sing outside "country, God, farm, buttermilk, Jack Daniels, and 9-11."

There are country music artists that are really, really successful. But they tend to have to be sticklers for formula. Because you are performing for people that are stickler for formula. You can't sing a country song about sucking dick and getting your ass plowed for a couple of hours in a Motel 6.

*Actually you can...but you won't get to play the song on country radio...even IF you got a following. You won't get to play in places where your music will get heard.

Once you understand how TIGHT the country music is...you start to understand how country music artists are perceived as on the "straight and narrow".
 
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