Cum On The Ceiling.

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  1. Elastic

    Elastic New Member

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    SOme guys say they get so much pleasure by masterbating or having an orgasm they shoot cum all the way on theceiling. I have a little bit of difficulties but even at full blast I can't see someone's semen hiting the ceiling. I can't even see it hiting someone in the eye as one man claimed.

    SO have you hit the ceiling at any time? If not what's your highest -longest cumshot?
     
  2. No_Strings

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    lol! Heavily depends on my position, duration and hydration, I can pass the metre mark, but my house has high ceilings :wink:
     
  3. agnslz

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    I've heard this claim bandied about, too. I think it's total BS! I can see a very long horizontal cumshot, but vertical? I don't think so.
     
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    It feels like it could hit the ceiling and while cumming I could see how he could think it happened.
     
  5. GBF64

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    Hitting the ceiling is a little far fetched. With gravity againts your load, it is not likely that it could achieve the velocity needed to spurt so high as to hit a ceiling. Now standing up, and shooting straight out is another story all together.
    In my younger days, shooting 6-7 feet straight out onto the floor from a standing postion was fairly common. Laying in bed, and trying to shoot straight up only gave me a new kind of hair gel not available in any store,lol.
     
  6. Pecker

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    I only hit the ceiling when I lose my temper.
     
  7. HazelGod

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    I'm fairly sure that's the only time anyone hits the ceiling. Except for the weirdo freakazoids who get off masturbating on stepladders. Or stilts. :tongue:
     
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    Ha! Believe it man. Fot whatever reason I am a serious shooter!! When I was younger and practicing stupidly unsafe sex, I would pull out of my girlfriend and shoot at least a couple of times far enough to hit the wall behind my bed. My female roomate from back then still mentions it. For some reason I shoot a lot and for distance. Hitting the ceiling? I've never tried...
     
  9. Fireballs

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    "Cuuuuum, on the ceeeiling...
    Fi-re in the skyyyy..." Sorry.
    It had to be done.
     
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    You give my statistics with between 6 and 7 feet, GBF, because I've spread out newspapers and measured. I should add, closer to 6 than 7, though! My amount must have been more than average, also, because of the comments from other guys. I recall one even getting a cup to catch my load, just to give him proof.

    As for straight up, I confess that I never tried because of the thoughts of its resulting mess, but I agree that it's unlikely as you've so wisely pointed out.
     
  11. CUBE

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    this guy in college and i made out in his truck. he told me he could really shoot and i though whatever...when he came he literally shot all over the ceiling of the car...loved it...not a room ceiling but always made me wonder if he could manage the other
     
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    Maybe if I was on the top bunk of a bunk bed. lol
     
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    Reading Portnoy's Complaint in my youth gave me feelings of inadequacy about my inability to "shoot out the lights." I got over it.
     
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    On a good day, I can shoot 6 or 7 feet also. But I've never come close to hitting the ceiling.
     
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    Only the guys with 16 inch dicks can shoot to the ceiling.
     
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    I've pulled out with a girl riding reverse cowgirl, and shot straight up over her head and onto my chest, and while this was amazing height, it came nowhere near the ceiling.

    It would be interesting to see if someone can actually do it, though I have my doubts.
     
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    Once when I was a teenager, I was sitting, and masturbating, and I did indeed hit the ceiling, however, I believe it probably had something to do with the constriction that I had on my urethra, much like when you constrict a garden hose, it tends to spray further. Only the once in my experience, and I've never tried since (I wasn't trying then) I have always had strong PC muscles though...
     
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    Wow, the ceiling? Never made it anywhere that high. maybe if I stood on a ladder? :biggrin1:
     
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    Ah the good old game of shoot the roof...
     
  20. headbang8

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    Yes. Twice. But I was standing on a coffee table both times.