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rfc7_rfc7 said:
I'm 48 jazzz14 and like you I can still shoot well past my head and make a big mess. With plenty of edging, I can still shoot 7 feet in 3 big spurts and it always gets a laugh. But I could do that daily when I was in my teens. I hate getting older and just wondered how much longer I'll be able to that, what do the older boys know?

I can shoot farther now than I could 15 years ago... go figure.
 

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txquis said:
My ripe old age is 8 years or so older than yours, steve,
and i can still shoot hard and far.
I will admit that, as i age,
the huge geisers are fewer...
instead of every time i cum, it is now only when i'm super
aroused or have abstained from cumming for awhile.
I *used* to have the nickname, "geiser".
now, i guess i'm just OLD semi-faithful.
hee.

so we no NORTH , see he is a freak
 

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punk09 said:
When I was younger, I worked at the former Campus Theatre in San Francisco's Tenderloin district doing squirt shows. During my 9 months there, I learned how the plumbing operates and how to squirt long and far. Here's a cumshot from a photo shoot I did earlier in 2005:

http://www.ratemycumshot.org/cumshot_tb.php?maxwidth=300&id=9118_1_82.jpeg&c=y

The longest I've squirted has been about 17', granted, with the wind at my back, after edging for a few hours.

I try to hit the wall of the sauna at my gym after a workout, a distance of about 8' and generally do, as part of my Jackson Pollock project. This one hot buffed Asian dude saw me spunk the wall and couldn't stop laughing.

Once about 12 years ago I was down in San Antonio on business, cruising the YMCA gym there and met Alex Cort, the multiracial porn star who had been on the cover of Inches Magazine the month before. We retired to my hotel several times that week, and the first time I was fucking him and pulled out for the money shot. I hit the wall, including a framed watercolor on the wall above the bed. Well, several droplets of cum got behind the glass and proceeded to dribble down smearing the watercolors on down.

Here is a squirt shot I did at Folsom a few years back:

http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/carnivalandmardigrasmen/vwp?.dir=/NORTH+AMERICA/SAN+FRANCISCO&.src=gr&.dnm=CummingC.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/carnivalandmardigrasmen/lst%3f%26.dir=/NORTH%2bAMERICA/SAN%2bFRANCISCO%26.src=gr%26.view=t

The technique is one of strong kegels, pinching the meatus penis for nozzle effect, and timing, timing, timing. Edging, as mentioned before helps.

squirt on dudes!

I would definitely pay to witness punk09's squirt!
 

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The best I can do at this stage in life is about 10 feet with about a teaspoon and a half to a tablespoon max!. When I was doing porn 50 years ago, my record then was 18 feet.. could usually shoot on the opposite wall of any room and the quantity was several tablespoons! :tongue: My cum shots used to be awesome stuff! :smile: :rolleyes:
 

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I once edged for several hours. When I finally came, I was jerked off by my date. I was laying flat in the middle of a king-sized bed and nearly every squirt flew past me, over my head, and hit the big headboard. That was HOT! :biggrin1:
 

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starz81 said:
and once hit myself in the eye. now that was a bitch.

Love having cum on my face but it is a serious bitch to be hit with cum in the eye. Wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't wearing contacts...though it was well worth the pain.

Mmmm...love heavy cummers.

C
 

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The distance I get with my cumshots really varies. Sometimes it just dribbles, and other times I've shot as far as 6 feet.
 

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I was jacking off with a guy 18 yrs old once.We were lying on the bed together and he shot straight into his eye.I've never laughed so much in all my life.He was giggling too. :tongue:
 

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Smev said:
Please forgive my ignorance, guys, but could someone explaine to me what "edging" is and how it is done . . .

Smev

It's when you jerk but don't come.

You get yourself to the edge and stop.
It totally makes your shot worth it when it's time. i suggest edging about 3 or 4 times them shoot.
 

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I masturbated last night, I had had a 3 wk break before and I shot all over the place, my face, my hair, my chest... I was lying on my back when the cum flew out and my cock was headed straight up.
 

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I remember well that in my early 20s, I earned praise from my then-gf that I could regularly splatter her face with a good six shots from between her legs (making it 2-3 feet, without a face in between definitely 4-5) and another two on her breast. Nowadays, it has diminished a bit. Must not be age necessarily, I was just fitter in those early days. Thanks to the office job...grrr...
 

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A long time ago an ex-girlfriend of mine got really curious how far i could shoot because I allways shoot lots of cum. So she got the idea to jerk me off in the living room standing, to see how far it could go. It got about 4 meters far, i was really satisfied :smile:

Later that day she wanted to go again, and measure it once more. So we did it over the balkony. Lots of people must have seen the tip of my dick and all the cum just shot all over the street, really messy. Luckely it all fell down in the bushes, not on somebody's head. Great experience though :biggrin1:
 

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ChrisB said:
A long time ago an ex-girlfriend of mine got really curious how far i could shoot because I allways shoot lots of cum. So she got the idea to jerk me off in the living room standing, to see how far it could go. It got about 4 meters far, i was really satisfied :smile:

Later that day she wanted to go again, and measure it once more. So we did it over the balkony. Lots of people must have seen the tip of my dick and all the cum just shot all over the street, really messy. Luckely it all fell down in the bushes, not on somebody's head. Great experience though :biggrin1:

Damn hot visual scene there guy ... spraying all over Mother Nature!:tongue:
 
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