Dancing bear and other strip shows

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  1. aquarius113

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    So my soon to be wife is going on her bachelorette party this weekend.. Mine is sometime in the month idk cause my boys will let me know but anyways the group of girls seem stoked..she seems stoked And I can't remember ever being at a strip club. So I don't even know the rules of etiquette even.. And to add to that whole mystery, the Internet totally fucked me up with dancingbear videos and what not.. So my question is..

    Did the 2013 stripper game change or something??
    Are these just big BJ parties??
    I don't care for details but women what is the low pro behind male strip shows??
    Am I paying her to get lumbered for a night with a muscle bound 9"???

    Cause at the very least I should get a video this is ridiculous?!? Hahaha thanks
     
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    It's going to be one huge orgy, full of women and muscle bound sex gods with 11" dicks... She's going to be used in the most imaginable ways possible, and love every second of it. She'll be completely ruined for all other men, and will be forced to fake it through your wedding night, in the hopes of at least giving you one good memory before she calls the divorce lawyers the next morning!

    Or, she'll go, have a few drinks, feel awkward and uncomfortable, have a good time with her friends and wake up with a hang over...
     
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    OMG, I remember my bachelorette party! I could even touch my lily pad with a powder puff it was so sore! And it took a week for my jaws to work properly again. I couldn't even look at Half-and-Half for months.

    Oh wait. That's the way he thought I would remember it.

    I just remember a lot of laughing and giggling and the cause of it all - tequila.
     
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    I couldn't walk for weeks after and the "facefucking" I got was rediculous!
     
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    Haha you girls are funny! Thanks my minds at ease more.. I still feel though that since I've never been to a strip club or had a crazy sexual encounter I feel like a monk compared to people on here.. But that has to come with the territory I guess.. at least in my mind ill feel just as awkward when I go on my bachelor party..
    And @ crazyforthickness you MUST have been in those videos I was watching hahahah he didn't even finish the song before they blew him..wtf?!? Lol
     
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    Go to one with your fiance/bride. Then you can experience it together.
    (Seriously, though, depends on her and her friends and how 'wild' they can get. I do not know here... but you do.)

    I often hear of guys getting the "last one for the road" at their bachelor party and having a lady come in and service the groom. Some do and some don't. But, I rarely ever hear of girls getting a "last one for the road"..... I'm sure some do... but girls don't talk nearly as much as guys do. We are really really good at keeping secrets. And truth is... if it is a last one for the road, who cares? She's marrying YOU!!! Don't forget that small fact.

    If I were you, I'd just ask her if she had a good time and let it go.