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[yeahIknow]

Great story LMAO had a great laugh

 

[VinceDiggler]

my ex was walking home from school once and she was walking by this car with an open door and there was a guy inside jerkin his gerkin and she aparently saw the money shot and everything.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Jesus Christ, am I the only person on this forum that thinks there is something seriously seriously wrong with exposing yourself to people on purpose?

 

[Red8x6]

I went to NY City a couple of years ago for a two-day convention, so I had a hotel room for two nights. On the second day, I went back to my room about lunch-time, and I could see the maid just entering my room as I was coming down the hall. I went in and about fainted when she turned to me and said hello; she was Jamaican or something, mid-40s, but with the huuugest boobs I had seen in a long time, and a super-mellow vibe about her. I closed the door and she went into the bathroom to re-stock the towels, so I decided to take a shower as an excuse to gat naked. I went around the corner toward the entry area and pulled off my shirt, noticing her approach the bed in a mirror on the wall. She saw me unbuckling my belt and stopped where she was, dropping the dirty towels on the floor and picking up a pillow. I took off my pants and underwear as she removed the pillowcase and put it back on, our glances at each other in the mirror becoming less furtive and more bold, until I said to myself “showtime.” She turned as I came around the corner and her eyes were on my swinging meat. She started an exchange that went something like “Look at you; ain’t got no hang-ups” “If you got it, flaunt it” “M-hm, ‘cept…” as she wiggled her left hand and ringed finger. I have revisited that scene many times in my mind, imagining all the possible variations from that point forward.
I hung out the “Please Make up Room” sign at the crack of dawn, then sat in bed edging for about two hours until a younger Hispanic maid came in. She came around the corner into the room and I sat up, pretending she had just awakened me, and got out of bed, my stiff pole swinging from side to side as she stood wide-eyed and still, with her hand over her mouth. I watched her eyes track my groin as I went to take a shower. I had purposefully left my clothes in the suitcase, and she must have noticed, because she was still in the room when I came out— ten minutes to make the bed?— no longer hard but swinging pretty good. I said “you like white guys?’ and she replied with a heavy accent “I do now!” She replaced the towels and left as I got dressed.
There is a motel a few hours north of Los Angeles where the bathroom windows are shoulder-height and look out at the walkway. I had just turned off the shower (window open), and heard two giggling girls who had seen me from outside as I pulled my towel off the rack. I stepped back behind the frosted shower door and dried off, noticing that they stayed at the window whispering. I took a minute to chub it pretty good, swinging it around to loosen it up just before stepping out. One of the hottest things I have ever heard was whispered just then, as they said in unison “oh… my… god!” I glanced up and stroked it a few times, and they ran away. I went out to “get some ice” about a dozen times that night, voyeuring a few pre/post-shower females in the process. Was the young Asian girl with the full bush one of the whisperers? Or the flat-chested micro-bush a few doors down? As I saw each of them I thought, “Is the image of my long flopping meat pinging through the synapses in her brain?
MOTELS ROCK!

 

[dreamer20]

Jesus Christ, am I the only person on this forum that thinks there is something seriously seriously wrong with exposing yourself to people on purpose?

Jesus can't come to the forum right now. Please expose yourself and wank again later. This is a recording.:wink:

 

[skinnythick]

Ha, I love it! I will definatly do something like this for my website!

 

[knite_crawlur]

I went to NY City a couple of years ago for a two-day convention, so I had a hotel room for two nights. On the second day, I went back to my room about lunch-time, and I could see the maid just entering my room as I was coming down the hall. I went in and about fainted when she turned to me and said hello; she was Jamaican or something, mid-40s, but with the huuugest boobs I had seen in a long time, and a super-mellow vibe about her. I closed the door and she went into the bathroom to re-stock the towels, so I decided to take a shower as an excuse to gat naked. I went around the corner toward the entry area and pulled off my shirt, noticing her approach the bed in a mirror on the wall. She saw me unbuckling my belt and stopped where she was, dropping the dirty towels on the floor and picking up a pillow. I took off my pants and underwear as she removed the pillowcase and put it back on, our glances at each other in the mirror becoming less furtive and more bold, until I said to myself “showtime.” She turned as I came around the corner and her eyes were on my swinging meat. She started an exchange that went something like “Look at you; ain’t got no hang-ups” “If you got it, flaunt it” “M-hm, ‘cept…” as she wiggled her left hand and ringed finger. I have revisited that scene many times in my mind, imagining all the possible variations from that point forward.
I hung out the “Please Make up Room” sign at the crack of dawn, then sat in bed edging for about two hours until a younger Hispanic maid came in. She came around the corner into the room and I sat up, pretending she had just awakened me, and got out of bed, my stiff pole swinging from side to side as she stood wide-eyed and still, with her hand over her mouth. I watched her eyes track my groin as I went to take a shower. I had purposefully left my clothes in the suitcase, and she must have noticed, because she was still in the room when I came out— ten minutes to make the bed?— no longer hard but swinging pretty good. I said “you like white guys?’ and she replied with a heavy accent “I do now!” She replaced the towels and left as I got dressed.
There is a motel a few hours north of Los Angeles where the bathroom windows are shoulder-height and look out at the walkway. I had just turned off the shower (window open), and heard two giggling girls who had seen me from outside as I pulled my towel off the rack. I stepped back behind the frosted shower door and dried off, noticing that they stayed at the window whispering. I took a minute to chub it pretty good, swinging it around to loosen it up just before stepping out. One of the hottest things I have ever heard was whispered just then, as they said in unison “oh… my… god!” I glanced up and stroked it a few times, and they ran away. I went out to “get some ice” about a dozen times that night, voyeuring a few pre/post-shower females in the process. Was the young Asian girl with the full bush one of the whisperers? Or the flat-chested micro-bush a few doors down? As I saw each of them I thought, “Is the image of my long flopping meat pinging through the synapses in her brain?
MOTELS ROCK!

Another awesome post in my favorite thread...

 

[dreamer20]

who likes to hang out in their boxers or briefs in the hotel rooms? Anyone ever brave enough to venture out of their rooms, like to the vending machines- in their shorts? Do you let room service in when you are in your briefs?

mpl's so timid in comparison to you Bonanzaz65::wink:

i have been having the time of my live traveling and staying in hotels and motels. I set up my webcam on my laptop to catch the expressions of maids that knock on the door and announce housekeeping ... i wait till they are in the room and then i walk out of the bathroom with my cock semi hard and raging to look at. Their expressions are priceless...

 

[uncuttexasdad]

i have been having the time of my live traveling and staying in hotels and motels. I have now set up my webcam on my laptop to catch the expressions of maids that knock on the door and announce housekeeping and then just open the door and walk in. I make sure that i have room that you have to walk into and go around to come into the room or i wait till they are in the room and then i walk out of the bathroom with my cock semi hard and raging to look at. Their expressions are priceless. I wish i had spent the money on motels when I was 18-22 it would have been so much more fun. If the room layout is ideal i lay on the bed with headphones on (to say I couldnt hear the knock) and pumping my hard cock and then they come around the corner and "holly cow" they see it.
i do my reserach in the morning when the maids are up cleaning other rooms near mine. I dont want to flash some old lady. and you have to be aware middle age puerto ricans and mexicans ladies and especially asian women are sexual prudes by naturer probably to their own husbands, so I avoid them, its the young women and white middle age women who are prime candidates for this. Also i stay away from big 5 star hotels as they generally call the room first and have a older supervisor go to each room first. I just talked to a girl whose been a maid for 10 years and she says more and more men are doing this or she seems to always enter at the wrong time. When i dont know for sure I walk out or let them walk in on me and i am standing naked and make sure the get a good view. You can tell if they like to see more, as they all say i so sorry and turn around and walk out, many will turn back around to close the door and give a look again. And when they see you for the first time you can get an idea how sexual they are if they come upon you and you can see their eyes look at your dick for a moment longer or glance at it many times. versus the ones who never leave eye contact and dont look back.

Generally in the 3 star hotels there is a younger girl who always comes before housekeeping to check the mini bar and i make sure it that situation that when she walks in she sees my jerking my big dick. more than half of them well turn back around to see it. anyway here are some photos that have been captured of such situations.

In these photos she walks in and looks around to the corner and see me pumping my dick. she says oh i my sorry after like stopping and seeing me stroke at least 3 times. i jump up put a towel around me AND instead of her leaving and closing the door, she politely turns her head toward the open door and says I was going to leave some clean towels i can come back. OF course i said oh know let me give you my dirty towels and i go into the bathroom she back toward the door and i walk by her and go into the bathroom and i take off the towel i had and she turned her head and leaned to see me naked and my cock still full mast and glistening with pre cum, i can see her expressino in the mirror and she has her mouth open and eyes full and seems to put a hand on her chest like she was catching her breath or nervous. as i turn to come out of the bathroom she moves to outside the room and looks down at my cock just in case i come out naked but i have put another towel around me but she still looks at the bulging tent in the front of my towel. I give her the towels and says thanks and act like nothing has happened and even tell her that my remote control doesnt work and can she get it repaired. And then when i end our conversation i say thank you and go back to my room, she asks do you want me to close the door... i say no, i will close it, she says okay and then i wait for about honesty 2 minutes she seems to leave but then i see her body looking around the corner seemingly to either see me naked more or waiting to see me come around the corner and close the door. I eventually come around the corner naked again and she gets one finally look of my cock and turns quickly grabing her vacuum cleaner acting like she didn even seem me. i shut the door. the one think i couldnt get on webcam was we i looked through the peep hole i could see her just standing by her cleaning cart looking at the wall (like you would do when your mind is somewhere else) she then looks at my room again and then i see her grab a remote control from another room and come up to my room door and stop (i could tell she was thinking of some sort of scenario she wanted to happen) but she got chicken and didnt knock. but she stood there about 1 minute just standing and debating, but i heard the elevator bell go off and that made her go back to cleaning. maybe she thought it was her supervisor or guest. i checked out the next day early and was unable to play it again for her. But i will go back to that hotel. Forget frequent flyer miles.... I was just fortunate to find another maid who loves to see hard dick and especially jerking

I did that as often as I could when I traveled. Especially if I was on night shift so I got to the hotel in the morning when they were cleaning. Sometimes I took my flashlight sometimes just my Anna Rose prostate growth sometimes nothing. I had a few come in and watch that was very thrilling I can tell you more stories in private

 

[uncuttexasdad]

mpl's so timid in comparison to you Bonanzaz65::wink:

Love it

 

[dreamer20]

Welcome to lpsg uncuttexasdad.

 

[uncuttexasdad]

Welcome to lpsg uncuttexasdad.

Thanks. I was here years ago now I’m back