Do black midgets have big penises?

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  1. D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV

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    After a night of drinking there was a silence in the room with me and my friends for a minute, when one of them...a straight guy, just blurts out this little gem. For some odd reason we discussed this for awhile, divided on the issue. Some believed they were well hung, others didn't, while a select few refused to believe black midgets existed since they had never seen one before.
     
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    my guess would be about the same as other ethnic groups, but don't know....
     
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    You have got to be kidding me.
     
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    what, my answer or his question (hopefully)?
     
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    This must be one of the greatest little mysteries of all time...
     
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    short subjects?
     
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    I downloaded a midget porn movie was really wierd but yes the black little porn stars actually had decent size nobs id guess they were a decent 7 inches.
     
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    I think my friends would get a kick out of seeing that the next time were drinking if you could direct me where to download it.
     
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    I use a newzgroup called turbonewz to download all my movies and porn its about 8 pound a month m8 but you get all the latest movies etc


    google newsbin v3

    and newzbin v3 xxx

    its about a pound a month to use the file finder ( newbin v3 )
    and about 8 quid a month to suscribe to a newgroup do a little reading on it through google theres loads of good newgroups out there


    gignews usenet turbonewz great stuff unlimited downloads and very fast
     
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    Here's a few icluding a transladyboy.
    I think you'll agree these little guys are not so little..
    http://cybanon.250free.com/1.jpg
    http://cybanon.250free.com/3.jpg

    he's no smaller tham the 'non-midget'..
    http://cybanon.250free.com/4.jpg

    this one's famous..
    http://cybanon.250free.com/2.jpg

    a black dude
    http://cybanon.250free.com/5a.jpg
    http://cybanon.250free.com/5b.jpg

    who can squirt with the best of us..
    http://cybanon.250free.com/5c.jpg

    And Eric the dwarf from Howard Stern. Eric was on his show about exactly this
    topic and volunteered a pic of his piece - lol
    http://cybanon.250free.com/eric-howard%20stern.jpg

    And the transladyboy. Again, not small, big hangers..
    http://cybanon.250free.com/7.jpg

    So there you go :biggrin1:
     
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    Some people have too much time on their hands!
     
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    Orbitz, what a stupid question everyone knows midgets don't exist "they're fairy tales, like leprechauns and unicorns....and asian men with big cocks" :smile:
     
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    you're right, I do :(

    ..except I thought I'd exploded that myth.
     
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    nevertheless, interesting stuff, fourfingers. I've never thoughts of midgets having big cocks. I assumed they'd be 'wee' :cool:
     
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    I'd get a kick out of watching their heads explode:scared: after they've seen Tony Cox in Bad Santa, Me, Myself & Irene or images of pygmies. :rofl:

    Tony Cox (I)
     
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