Note to extremists: the following is a personal opinion and not an attack on your values. If you don't agree with me, look for somewhere else to direct your attention.
I think to myself that if Americans really thought abortions were murders regularly committed on a large scale, there would be insurrection and civil upheaval. Since that hasn't happened, I think that the most Americans don't believe that terminating a fetus is murder.
I think to myself that fetuses are not viable, couldn't independently sustain what abortion opponents call life, but which I think is biological development, that needs more parental care after parturition to attain viability any other species.
So what I REALLY think is that if abortion opponents cared about children, there wouldn't be a single orphanage or foster home in this country (there wouldn't be any children without a home), that living children would really get the attention that armchair abortion opponents misdirect to fetuses. I think that the 'faith-ers' should put their money where their mouths are and help children that are already here and need parental/familial care.
But Colonel, I like the humor expressed in your post.