Guys who dress on the right usually have small dicks.
Don't really understand the logic behind that one.
It's been posted before (don't remember when, and possibly not on this board), so I didn't think of this all by myself - almost all non-tailored men's pants (and shorts, etc.) in this country are "cut fuller" on the left. Apparently that is the preferred "dress" for the majority of men.
Therefore, those who prefer to "dress right" (no, not the military term for getting into a straight line!) will be "packing" into a tighter leg. Whether by intent or default, their "package" will appear larger, since it will fill more of the space the pants-leg provides.
Leaving aside the issue of those who "pack up" before going out, of course..... :biggrin1: