elephantitis of the penis :O! not for the squeemish

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  1. bigboy1986

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    What a stud! I bet other dudes can screw his dick. Or fist his dick for that matter.
     
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    Is that flaccid or erect? The LPSG statisticians will need to know.
     
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    If Rfj were still around, he'd probably say it's around 8 inches: the length of two fists plus the head left over.
     
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    Elephantiasis
    (U get dat rong, & dat manz gonna come along & see U, bigboy. And U may or may not want dat.:cool:)
     
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    This goes to show that there is such a thing as too big. Never thought I'd say that!
     
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    I can see the LPSG argument now:

    "He said it's 25 inches."

    "No, he measured bone-pressed, it's only 24 inches."
     
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    That thing could take my fist, forearm, and good part of my 19" bicep.

    !!!


     
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    post of the month imo
     
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    Maybe he got what he wished for, damned evil genies!!:rolleyes:
     
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    That's seriously what I felt like in junior high when my genitals developed long before the rest of my body. haha
     
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    His sex life is total ruined.
     
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    I think he should do porn. :biggrin1:
     
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    he'd probably knock out somebody with this shit...
     
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    You do know that elephantitis of the genitals tends to be caused by microscopic parasitic worms that affects the lymphatic system? So that image is actually of his scrotum & groin and not his dick, you can see his dick just above his knees (small circular opening).
     
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    Ahem:
     
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    LOL LOL.....oh man
     
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    ...but this gentleman might have small hands according to that study. RFJ - his "lesion" lives on.
    Without more reference, it's hard to estimate it's size on him. If it were a pic of my area, and I measured from the lower abdomenals to mid knee, it would be 17- 18 inches in length and in girth.
     
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    is it circumcised
     
  20. Gillette

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    Right. Hand size is no way to estimate.

    We need quarters. Lots of 'em.