Elvis

[Uncutsouthernboy]

Why would Elvis been ashamed of being Uncut? When and where he was born a cut boy would have been rare. He probably never saw a cut dick until he went in the Army. My dad (born in Ga. the year before Elvis) says that he never saw a cut dick until he went in the Army and very few at that. He was in there with men from all over the US and from every station of life. It was only the Jews who were circumcised. So, if the majority of US males are uncircumcised at this time, why would Elvis be embarrassed about that?

 

[707143]

Bump? ):

 

[aarancam]

I wonder how much Elvis's soiled underwear will make at auction? Eeeeeew!!!

 

[erratic]

I gotta say, this thread has to have one of the strangest titles I've seen on this site. And I've been around for years and years...

 

[distance]

Two things:
EEEEWWWWW!

And:
I suppose they can use it for temporary housing for a couple of families displaced by Hurricane Isaac...

 

[houtx48]

ROFLAO.........It's come to this has it?

 

[MichiganRico]

ROFLMAO.........It's come to this has it?

Ditto!!

 

[1Cody]

I don't even want to think about it, but you know there will be a perv sniffing on them!! YUCK!

 

[ChileCat]

Blue Hawaii is on Netflix streaming. Elvis frolicking in a swimsuit. Lots of cute Hawaiian guys.

 

[barrympls]

There's a standard, probably real photo of Elvis at his medical exam when he was drafted, and there was nothing bulging, to speak of...totally normal and average.

 

[Cochranfan4life]

Elvis is a hero of mine and i'd love to see his cock

 

[AlexDB9]

I asked Mamie Van Doren and she told me he was average.

 

[nudeyorker]

I was never a fan but to each their own I guess... Cybil Shepard on Elvis Presley's oral skills, Late Late Show interview - YouTube

 

[long legs]

I read an article about him where he stated how sensitive he was about his foreskin.

 

[Cochranfan4life]

i read that article too.

 

[hooded55]

There's a singing scene in Girls, Girls, Girls where Elvis is wearing a bathing suit and you can very clearly see his cock and balls VPL. I remember it from my youth since I loved Elvis. He looked to be hung at least average which was pretty dam sexy.

 

[Cochranfan4life]

post pics please!

 

[ChileCat]

here's one, vpl

 

[RugbyFootball]

Google Image Result for http://www.zappa-analysis.com/elvis.jpg

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...40,d.aWM&fp=43be4c22581de318&biw=1622&bih=856

Google Image Result for http://www.tcb-world.com/attachment.php%3Fattachmentid%3D17247%26stc%3D1%26thumb%3D1%26d%3D1181111897

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...40,d.aWM&fp=43be4c22581de318&biw=1622&bih=856

 

[agnslz]

Google Image Result for http://www.zappa-analysis.com/elvis.jpg

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...40,d.aWM&fp=43be4c22581de318&biw=1622&bih=856

Google Image Result for http://www.tcb-world.com/attachment.php%3Fattachmentid%3D17247%26stc%3D1%26thumb%3D1%26d%3D1181111897

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...40,d.aWM&fp=43be4c22581de318&biw=1622&bih=856

I found this montage pic after clicking through those links..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiF...Qo/aqXi7VmZvt0/s1600/elvis+army+underwear.jpg

..the best of the underwear pics in large size and fairly good quality.

I'm sort of unsure just how much I'm into Elvis. I mean, pics like those certainly turn me on and I've come across others very early in his career where he strikes my fancy quite a lot.

Then there's the pics where he looks a bit strange to me, his face having an almost embalmed, fake or wax figure look to it. It's hard to describe, but his looks are just weird to me in most pics I see of him.

And then there's the Las Vegas-era jumpsuit pics that just make me want to gag. All I can think of when I see those is Gene Simmons* and then I imagine a sweaty, greasy, smelly, gross-as-all-hell Elvis. Yuck.


* There was an episode of Gene Simmons' Family Jewels where he talks about wearing a jumpsuit and he describes the B.O. that he has after he takes it off.