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Hey Seany, damn that ya fucked those two fatties. :) ya fuck anything. This morning before my shift I went to Ms Johnson and gave the box back, telling her I don’t want to be a goon. And I told her I can’t fuck the wife of my boss. She gave me the brass knuckle telling me to keep it, can be of use for my work as a securiry guard here. Then I went to Mr Johnson and told him I am not gonna fuck his wife so he can get an easy divorce and gave him my nametag. He looked at my tag and laughed. Tossing the nametag back at me telling me to get my ass downstairs and in my uniform. Bro ya know I am a good fighter and don’t mind a barfight but I not a goon. Ya are right about that. So I went to the lockerroom pulled on my pants and shirt and belt (I decided to freeball) and went on my first round during office hours. ;) all the secretaries looked at me. Took a piss in the mensroom standing next to a suit. The suit told another suit I have fucking big dick. :) the place was buzzing about me before lunchtime. In the afternoon I did another round and one secretary asked my help in a storageroom. She wanted me to put a heavy box on a shelf. I flexed my huge biceps lifting the box. She was moaning and came over to me rubbing my biceps and pecs and played with my nametag. She said the rumour goes around that I am hung like a donkey. I put her and on my trousersnake and she was like ohhh fuck. She undid my belt and pants and went down on my dick. I was thinking damn no more special Viagra cuz I refused the goon job. But :) I don’t need it. The slut was choking on my dickhead and I rubbed her head pushing in a bit deeper. I picked her up and put her on a stack of boxes and took of my shirt as I pushed my fat dickhead into her pussy. She grabbed me and started to moan and grunt real loud. She got louder and louder. OHHH FUCK YOU’RE HUGE. And AGHHHH IT’S FUCKING THICK. And FUCK ME BEERCAN!!!!! I forgot we were in a storageroom and really banged her. Grunting like a beast. She squirted pussy juice all over my dick and abs. Her pussy tight around my beercan thick fucktool milking my nuts. Ya know how loud I am when I shoot a load. When I pulled out I realized we were in a storageroom and grinned. Pulling on my pants and rubbing my abs dry with my undershirt and tossing it to her. She was unable to stand. I pulled on my uniform shirt and walked out the storageroom while I buckled my belt. I grinned when I saw some chicks look. I adjusted my donkeydick in my pants and walked away past some suits :D. After my shift I pulled on some ol’ shorts and worked out with Jeff. We did benchpresses and I showed him how to punch. Under the shower he looked again at my dick and said that he bumped into Emma as she was stumbling out the office. I wanted to say something but he just grinned o_O. He said there is a cold frigid bitch on the 6th floor. He made a bet that I can’t get her to ride my horsedick. To be clear she must do the riding. One my way home (damn I gave back the cool bike too) I got a txt from the MILF who runs the Medical R&D company. She invited me over for a beer and a chat. She has a huge loft downtown. She said Kate told her that I didn’t want the job. Aiko told me she had a new offer. She wants me to keep using the new roids and that I can have the new Viagra whenever I want it but that a big tough boy doesn’t need that. She walked over rubbing my buzzcut saying that she isn’t the wife of my boss and smiled. I stood up and looked down at her. She is a small Japanese 40 something MILF. ;) I showed her I can fuck long without using Viagra. I really wrecked her :). Damn Seany 5 chicks WOW. Bro I hope ya win.
 
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Alright mate! So much happening here - it's great. Still working on the fivesome haha and praying that Rob won't get one first!
Yesterday was something else.... I was sitting in a bar just chilling when this real hot girl comes over and just starts flirting like crazy. I'm just in shorts and a vest and she's handling the good straight away haha, running her hands over my biceps and across my shoulders. Then she says to me, I've heard your a big lad - is that true?
So I just played it cool, grinned and said, Depends on your definition of big...
She ran her hand down the front of my vest and over my shorts. I was going commando and she started stroking my cock through my shorts. She said, Plenty big! And then put her hand up the leg of my shorts and stroked the head of my cock.
I was like, Wow girl you're pretty confident! She just grinned and I got the impression she was a bit of a wild slut so I added, Thing is I have to be careful - I can get a bit rough and some girls aren't up for it.
She just smiled and said, I am.
I came back with, You sure - I can get pretty kinky.
And she said, Well I've read 50 Shades Of Grey - you can be my Christian.
Haha, I thought - why not! So we went back to hers and I stripped her naked as soon as we were in her apartment. I got an ice cube from the fridge and ran it all over her as I kissed - sliding it across her nipples before gently biting then, then pressing it into her warm pussy while I kissed her deeply. She tried to grab me but I wanted to show her who was boss so I picked her up, carried her to her room and threw her on the bed. Then I literally tore off my vest and tied her wrists to the bed with one half. I was getting hard, so I played with the outline of my cock through my shorts. She couldn't take her eyes of it haha
I said, You like your lads big then?
She said, Yeah.
I said, What about huge?
And she arched her back in anticipation, showing off her wet pussy. I got closer to the bed and said, You want me to drop my shorts?
She was like, Do it!
I laughed and said, You wanna watch this massive cock of mine getting rock hard?
By this point she was begging haha, so I leant forward and blindfolded her with the other half of my ripped vest.
Then I dropped my shorts to the ground and I could tell she was excited by the sound. I laughed and said, Can you imagine this nice, thick, ten inch cock? If you put your tongue out you'll be able to lick it.
She did, and as soon as her tongue touched my cock she moved forward as much as she could and ran her tongue along the length. I moved away quickly to tease her, then took hold of her right leg and kissed her from the ankle to the thigh, then I spread her legs, kissed her pussy and probed it with my tongue.
After a while I sat across her stomach and slapped my big dick down between her juicy tits. Squirted on some baby oil, rubbed her tits against my cock and fucked them. Then I moved forward and told her to open her mouth. She did as she was told. Then I said she needed to open her mouth wider. Then I placed the end of my cock in her desperate mouth. She sucked and licked it like she'd been starved. I asked her how much she thought she could take. She said, All of it! So I grabbed her throat and leaned forward, pushing my whole cock down her throat. She choked but I kept it in there for a bit and withdrew. She gasped for air then shouted, Again! So I plunged into her throat and she swallowed - feeling her throat contract and pull against my cock in nearly came!! But I pulled out then fucked her mouth for a while, calling her a little slut and leaning back to squeeze her nipples.
When I stopped, she was gasping for breath but quickly recovered and screamed, Fuck me! Fuck me with that massive dick!
So I got on my knees at the end of the bed, grabbed her legs, pulled her towards me with her ankles over my shoulders and placed the head of my cock against her gaping pussy. I laughed and said, You want it?
She was begging for it.
I said, I wanna hear you telling me to fuck you like a slut - I wanna hear you scream it!
I reckon the people on the floor below would have heard cos she screamed it so loud haha. Then I tightened my grip on her legs and pounded away like a fucking animal. And when I was fucking her she was screaming even louder haha
After a while I pulled out, ripped off the ties to her wrists and pulled off the blindfold. She looked straight at my huge cock and went to suck on it, but I pushed her on all fours, grabbed her hair and pulled her head back while fucking her as hard as I could from behind. She was screaming like an animal and I slapped her arse hard everytime I thrust inside her.
You like it rough, you little slut?
Yeah, give it to me!!
Haha. So I did. I leant forward over her back so I could fuck even deeper, kissed her neck, then grabbed her throat and said, I think that sweet little arse of yours need some action too.
I grabbed the baby oil, squirted it on, and slid my thumb inside her. Once she'd slacked a bit, I pulled out of her pussy, pressed my cock against her arse and forced it inside. She made a deep groan of pleasure as she took all ten inches inside her. The I fucked her arse hard, while fingering her pussy, then shoved my wet fingers into her mouth.
I rolled her over, stood up, grabbed her hair, and brought her mouth up to my balls. She started sucking on them like a slut, whilst I wanked my cock over her face with my free hand. She looked at me with such greedy, filthy eyes haha, and then I came all over her face and watched her fall back on the bed with my cum dripping off her chin onto her lovely tits.
Then I gave her a wink, picked up my shorts and walked naked and still pretty hard out of her hotel room haha.
I'll hopefully have more filth for you tomorrow hahaha!!!
Keep it up lad, Seany.
 
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Hey Seany, mate.

Claire wanted to see my uniform. So two nights ago I dropped by her after work wearing my uniform. I bumped into her gay brother Billy. He rubbed my buzzcut and squeezed my bicep before going out. Claire was really excited seeing me in uniform. She pulled me into her bedroom and really slowly peeled of my shirt as she kissed me. I was really pumped from the workout I did before my shift. Claire undid my pants and started to suck on my huge fat boner. She did a good job but I was thinking that her brother took more and without trouble. I shook my head grabbed her and tossed her on the bed and started to eat her pussy. Licking her clit tongue in her pussy. Making her wet and leak. Her hands rubbing my buzzcut as she squirted in my face. I climbed on top of her and pushed my dick in. She was so wet my fat dick slipped in easy to the base. I grunted cuz I wanted to feel some tight pussy. I started to pound like a beast she was moaning in ecstasy but I it just wasn’t doing it for me – ya know. I pulled out and her pussy was gasping open. Now I understand why ya always wanted to fuck a chick first when we tagteamed. I want to fuck your ass I said rubbing my pussyjuice covered fucking thick dickhead against the asshole. She looked scared but didn’t stop me. I was struggling to get my fat dickhead in when her iPhone rang. She pushed me of and went out the room. When she got back she was getting dressed telling me that she need to go to work – she is a co-assistant in a hospital. She gave me a 6-pack of beer telling me to stay that she will be back in a few hours. So I took a quick shower, yanked open a beer and watched a rugbygame in her room. Halfway the game Billy got home with a male friend. I yanked open another beer when I heard them kissing in the next room. Billy was having a rumble and I was fucking bored. When I was gulping down the third beer I heard Billy say damn you’re small. I heard a wrestle and Billy saying no please I don’t want … I pulled on my jeans and tanktop and boots and tiptoed to his bedroom door. I looked thru the crack of the door and saw Billy under a big man. Big muscles but I was a fucking lot bigger. I rammed the door open. FUCK I’M AWAY FOR TWO DAYS AND YA FUCKING AROUND I shouted. Billy and the man jumped up scared. I gave a wink at Billy. The big man was looking at my huge muscles and quickly grabbed his stuff. Billy begged me not to hurt the dude. Billy was crying that he was sorry as I grabbed him and pushed him against the wall. We heard the frontdoor slam as the other dude rushed out. I gave Billy a beer and sat next to him on the bed. He quickly pulled on a jockstrap. I pulled of my t-shirt and we talked a bit. He told me he took the dude home cuz the dude said he had a big dick. I laughed and said he had a fucking tiny dick from what I saw. Billy said yeah not like that fucking beercan of yours. Billy asked me how my night was going. I crushed my beercan and tossed it across the room telling him I was about the fuck his sister up her ass when she had to hurry to work. He was like fuck ya kidding as he handed me a new cold beer. I grinned and took a gulp as I adjusted my huge bulge. I choked big time when Billy said I could fuck his ass. He stood up and bended over in front of me telling me that an ass is an ass. I looked at his strapped as stood up and pulled down my jeans telling him he is right. He said he needed some Vaseline and got jar. I lubed up my beercan and pushed up his ass. Damn mate it was fucking tight. I closed my eyes thinking of Claire but soon my dick was all the way up his ass and I couldn’t believe it and opened my eyes. Damn it was kinda awesome to see my beercan thick dick all the way in an ass. I grabbed his hips and started to pound like a bull. He was moaning and grunting. I was ramming and sweating when his ass clenched so fucking tight and he was moaning he was shooting but bro he didn’t even touch his own dick. Damn that clenching ass made me pump a huge load up that tight hole. I pulled out and walked to the shower with a cold beer. I waited for Claire but when she got home she slapped my face 2 times and showed me a vid on her iPhone how I fucked her brother. I only saw a few seconds but I realized that the fucking punk set up his iPhone as he grabbed the jar of Vaseline. Damn that vid rushed around. When I got to work Jeff rubbed my buzzcut telling me I am a real beast. He showed me the whole 30 minute video. Ya can clearly see my beercan go all the way in and that I wrecked his ass like a beast while gulping down a beer. Jeff said only a beast can fuck chicks and lads. :) some suits really looked at me on my round. After work Jeff took me to a bar telling me I need a beer. The chick who brought us a new pitcher of beer asked me if I was the dude in the video she saw. Jeff laughed rubbed my buzzcut and said to the chick that I am his son and I am struggling with my ‘feelings’. Jeff said to her; maybe you and some of your friends can help my son. He said no chick can’t handle me, not even 2 or 3 at the same time. That’s why I fucked that dude, to find out if a guy can handle his dick and stamina. When the bar closed she and 4 other barchicks took me up to the luxury suite Jeff booked. I went to the bathroom to take a horsepiss and Jeff stepped next to me giving me one blue glowing pill. He slapped my shoulder asking me if I mind if he just sit and watch? I grinned and pulled of my t-shirt and walked back to the room with the huge bed with 5 naked hot bitches on it. Jeff called roomservice for a few bottles of champagne and some bottles of Heineken beer. He sat down in a big chair and watched. Here are some pics he took. Damn my boxing trainer is picking me up for a training in the park. Will tell ya more about the 5 chicks later.
 
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Mate that is not fair! i just came online to boast about having shagged four chicks and you've done five!! Loved the pic of all five licking ur cock haha - i wish i had your thickness man. Can't believe you shagged that Billy lad though - still i guess as the saying goes - any hole's a goal haha.
Anyway, back to my (now not quite as impressive!) night.
As you know I'd got a bet going with Rob about who could make a fivesome first. I was getting worried cos he'd been chatting up different groups of girls and I knew he'd pick some pretty fucking embarrassing forfeit for me if I didn't win!
I took my time though and finally spotted a group of girls on a hen weekend! Get in.
I chatted up the sluttiest looking bridesmaid and she lapped it up. The one of the mates came over and she was liking the attention too. I played it cool at first and asked what they'd been up to and how they were managing to give the bride a good weekend. Then (and I'm pretty much thanking god for this haha) they started moaning about how they'd been let down by the stripper they'd booked. So naturally I offered to take his place.
Two hours later, I'm back at their apartment having gone to mine for a quick change, we're having a few drinks and the bridesmaid puts a bottle of baby oil and a can of whipped cream on the table and winks at me. So I put my ipod on the side, picked out some filthy sounded music and without admitting it started recording the action to show to Rob haha!
I managed to pull off a pretty good strip routine - I might not get a role on Magic Mike but they seemed to be enjoying it plenty! I stripped down to a pair of red silk boxers then went over to the bride and flexed my muscles. She was a bit shy but ran her hands over my shoulders and across my biceps. Then I took her hand, ran it across my pecs, then down my abs, and across the front of my boxers so she could feel my big dick through the silk. Her mouth dropped open so I guess I was a bit bigger than her husband to be haha.
There was a lot of teasing and touching around the girls, and then I finally dropped my boxers and let them slap on the baby oil. They were fucking screaming like mad women haha. They wanted to take some pics of me butt naked. Normally I'd not be too sure about that but I decided that if it led to me shagging them all it would be worth it, so I struck a few poses and they snapped away. They started shouting that they wanted to see me hard. So I flexed my muscles, looked down and said, Ah I think he needs some encouragement!
The slutty bridesmaid was on her knees with my cock in her mouth fast as lightning. I looked at the girls and said, What - only one of you?
And another one giggled and joined her mate on my cock while another one came over and kissed me. The bride to be and another girl sat and watched. They looked nervous but turned on! Once I was hard, I grabbed the whipped cream, told the girls to sit down again, then one up to each one, sprayed cream the length of my cock and got them to suck it off - making a note of who was getting th most in their mouth. The bride was last. I sprayed on a new lot of cream, smiled at her and said, You don't have to if you don't want to.
She looked at the girls as if for encouragement, then leant forward and deep throated me. It was a proper surprise and a fantastic one. Her mates went crazy - they thought it was amazing.
I was trying to work out how to turn this into a full on fuckfest, when one of the girls got a bit frisky, started kissing me and said, How about fucking me across the sofa?
I was like, Yes ma'am!
Haha, I bent her over, eased my cock in slowly, making her moan with pleasure, then fucked her hard and fast. The others started dancing around shouting that it was their turn next. So I got the next one, layed her on the sofa, stood in front of her, wrapped her legs round my waist and fucked her like crazy. The third one I picked up and fucked her midair - bouncing her up and down on my pretty happy cock haha. Last was the bride. I went up to her, kissed her deeply, and she stroked my dick really firmly. I thought I'd be a bit of a gentleman about it and asked her if she was sure. She said, No but you're almost twice as big as my fiance so I think I ought to. I laughed, picked her up, took her into one of the rooms and banged her brains out. Then I let her tidy herself up while I went back in and fucked the others again!
I was so exhausted by the end of the night and I hadn't even come. I pointed out the fact and they told me to sit down. Then one of the kissed me, while another massaged my shoulders, another sucked my balls, and the fourth sucked and stroked my cock. Eventually with a fucking roar of energy, I shot my load - fucking tons of it all over my chest and the filthy bitches licked it all up, still screaming and giggling.
They'd tired me out and given me a bit of a headache haha but it was definitely worth it.
Went back to our hotel and instantly showed Rob! He was gutted.
I'd spent the walk back to the hotel thinking up a decent forfeit. I was having trouble and then suddenly in came to me: challenge that lad Alex to a threesome with the same penalty for the qucikest cummer that I'd had two weeks ago...
You could tell Rob was nervous but he acted confident saying he'd easily outlast him....
And before the night was over, Alex was passing round a video of Rob handcuffed to a bed and Alex covering his face with spunk while the girl they'd been shagging laughed away and filmed it all!
The lads thought it was amazing, my similar video was pretty much forgotten, and I even began to get a bit of respect for Alex's stamina. Still gonna get my own back on him at some point though haha.
Right that's all for now - speak to you soon matey.
 
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Hey Seany, Yeah I know it’s not fair. Yeah that pic of all five licking my beercan dick is cool:). Jeff took it after I wrecked every pussy and pumped a huge load in all five. The five were licking and sucking my cock to get me to shoot one more load. Jeff is so cool he watched took pics but never touched me only a slap on my neck or shoulder telling me to fuck a bitch harder. At one moment I was fucking a slut on her back. Two another sluts were licking that bitch pussy and my dick. The fourth chick was licking my nuts and ass and I was eating the fifth girls pussy. Bro fucked them all but 4 bitches couldn’t take it all. The one who took my 9x8 all the way was screaming so loud the hotel security came to the door. They know Jeff took a look at me and the chicks and left. ;) I ruined her pussy big time. Jeff took a few close up pics of my dick stretching that pussy to the limits. I pumped a huge load so deep in her pussy it took minutes to drip out :). I was still semi-hard when the chicks left. Had another beer and fell asleep.
The next morning I woke up. And saw Jeff working on his tablet wearing a clean Tom Ford suit. He told me he ordered breakfast. I stumbled to the bathroom to take a piss. But my morning-boner was bigger and thicker than ever. I cursed the glowing blue pill a bit but grinned at the same time. I walked back to the room and said damn I’m too fucking hard to piss. Jeff laughed and a room-service-lad said FUCK! Looking at my rockhard beercan thick pissloaded cock. You’re the dude from the vid he said. I recognize the uhhh tattoo on your arm he said. Mike why don’t you help Dik with his problem Jeff said to the dude putting a $100 bill in his vestpocket. Mike started to lick my nuts and thick. Moaning that its even bigger than on video. He walked to the breakfast cart and grabbed a beercan. Holding it next to mine he said damn your dick has the same girth as the beercan. He started to suck it as I chewed down 6 hard boiled eggs and washed it down with the beer. Burping as I really started to skullfuck Mike. Jeff had a video-conference with a suit from the office while I was on the background ramming my dick deeper into Mikes throat. When I was dumping a big load down Mikes throat I heard the suit on the screen of the tablet say; DAMN that’s Dik the security guard richt? Jeff just grinned as I walked to the bathroom and Mike was burping. Jeff followed me with his iPhone saying that I can’t piss over my own shoulder. I laughed, turned my back to the urinal and aimed up pissing over my own shoulder in the urinal. He placed the vids and pics on a secure server only secure IP’s can enter. I asked Jeff to authorize your iPhone IP access.

WOW awesome video of Rob with his face covered with Alex’s cum. Seany I send a special delivery to your room yesterday. It’s a small jar with one glowing blue pill. Use it to beat Alex. Aiko explained to me its 10 times better than Viagra but too expensive to produce on a large scale.

It’s Saturday now and I’m at work did my first round. Damn on my round I saw the cold frigid bitch working on the 6th. She is so fucking ugly it will kill every fucking boner. Bumped into the suit Jeff had the videochat with while I drowned Mike with a massive load. He hi5ed me as he walked by. He is under my desk at the front entrance sucking my beercan now. DAMN I love this job:D.
 

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The last night of the tour was fucking mental!
I could have done with that pill - as you'll realise when you read on! It arrived this morning though so I'll keep it for a special occasion haha.
We had quite a few drinks a bar that had become our favourite and there was some silly awards for different things that had happened. I got the 'legend' award for my fivesome haha. Rob got the creampie award for what happened after he didn’t get a fivesome haha. Alex and I got the joint award for Top Shagger. He was getting proper cocky with the other lads, saying - Pretty impressive for the newbie eh? And grabbing his dick to show that he was the best.
I was fucking annoyed as I usually win that outright. He made a few comments about how there should be a tie-breaker. I didn't like him getting all cocky so I was like, Anytime mate.
He laughed and said, How about tonight then?
I asked him what he meant and he said, Same as before – we have a threesome and whoever comes first gets a facial and loses the Top Shagger crown. But let's make it more interesting. How about the loser also take a dildo up the arse?
He started waving around this fucking great dildo that they'd found in a sex shop when they were pissed the other night. Seriously – it looked the size of yours haha! I couldn't really back down and look a prick, so I agreed. All the lads were cheering – they fucking love a challenge – especially if someone's gonna come out of it looking like a real twat.
He smiled and I could tell he knew I wasn't that confident. Then he said, Actually we could raise the stakes a bit higher....
Everyone went quiet as he started to grin.
How about we have a massive fucking orgy? Everyone shagging and watching while we fight it out. And then the loser can have a facial off of everyone!
I looked around already shitting myself, What everyone on the team?
Yeah, fourteen thick loads... all over your face Seany!
He started laughing and everyone joined in, thinking I was gonna bottle it. And I probably should have. But my ego always gets the better of me and I just said, Sure – bring it on!
That night all the lads pulled and we all went back to the biggest apartment with a crate of champagne. When we got there, two of the lads moved the sofa, got one of the beds out of the bedrooms and put in the centre of the room. Alex and I had pulled this proper slutty girl and she laid back on the bed, grinning. Someone set up an ipad to record it all. The lads were all chanting and the girls were giggling – they could believe what was happening.
One of the lads took charge and stood behind the bed calling for quiet like he was running a boxing match haha. He called Alex up to one side of the bed first and shouted, In the red corner – Alex the Kingslayer (referring to how he'd already humiliated me and Rob before).
Then he told Alex to get naked. He stripped off, flexed his muscles for the watching girls and showed off the fact he already had a boner.
Then it was my turn. – In the yellow corner, it's the ten inch terminator, Seany!
I stripped naked in front of everyone and all the girls gasped which was hilarious.
The girl on the bed sat forward on her knees, took a cock in each hand and started wanking us. I was still soft and Alex called out, Looks like you're having trouble already mate – you know if you can't get it up you default and still lose!
Everyone burst out laughing and I realised I'd made a massive mistake. I didn't know what was gonna be worse – taking a massive dildo up my arse or getting spunked on by every member of the rugby team.
Pretty soon I'd got it up and decided to take the lead, so I got her on all fours and banged her fucking hard while she sucked Alex off. Everyone was watching and the girl I was shagging really fucking loved it so it wasn't as embarrassing as it could have been. All the girls were fucking turned on, and you could tell the lads were too haha cos pretty soon they started getting their kit off and getting with different women. So I'm banging away on the bed and all around me there's this mass orgy going on – fucking hilarious.
Alex took over. As he did, he looked down at my dick, then grinned at me and said – How long did you last for last time – 10 minutes wasn't it?
Bastard. I'd left her fucking gaping and as he slid his cock in and she didn't make a sound. Fucking result! He looked gutted but he started to grind away, real rough and fast and after a while she was as loud as she was for me. He pounded the fuck out of her and then I took over, giving it my all and making her scream louder. He looked at the clock and laughed, I reckon you've got about two minutes left mate – better make the most of it! I can't fucking wait to see you at the mercy of the rest of the team!
But I kept going and he started fucking her again. Suddenly another girl joined us. She smacked my arse and said, Come on big boy – I wanna piece of that massive cock.
Alex suddenly got the original girl back on all fours, looked at me and said, How about a fuck marathon – same girl – doggy style – hard and fast as we can for ten minutes?
I think he knew this would finish me off, but I went for it, bent mine over and started banging away. We went at it like machines and the girls were making such a fucking noise that pretty soon the whole room was watching and all the lads were cheering us on. I was sweating like a pig, desperately trying to keep up with Alex and praying I wouldn't come first. At this two more girls got on the bed, just kissing each other or the girls we were fucking. Alex looked across at me and said, Can't be long now.
Then he winked at one of the girls and said, Why don't you give Seany's big balls a squeeze and see how full they are....
 

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And this hot bitch came over, started kissing me deep, and while I was banging my slut, ran her hand down my back, teased my arse with her finger and then squeezed my balls. For one minute I thought I was gonna fucking burst. But then she let go and shouted, Mm they are full of come!
Alex looked a bit disappointed and I had an idea. I looked at his and said, I hope I haven’t left your pussy too gaping – you'll need some tightening exercises before you fucking anyone else.
She grinned and said, I know how to keep it tight big boy.
I said, Yeah?
And to my sheer joy, I saw her clench her body. Alex didn't see it coming and was pulling back as she tensed up her pussy. He literally convulsed and spunked all over her arse and pussy.
The lads went fucking crazy!!
I picked him up, threw him down on the bed and tied his wrists and ankles spreadeagled to the frame. Then I finished fucking the girls on the bed cos I wanted each one to cum or squirt. Alex had to lay their waiting, and I knew none of the rest of the team would spunk on him first cos that was my honour haha.
I pulled out of the last girl on the bed, jumped to the floor and flexed my muscles, my dick still rock hard and ready for any other girl in the room. All the lads cheered haha and I called out, Ladies, I've got plenty left so if you don't mind I would like to fuck each one of you before the night is out! They all squealed and no one said no hahaha.
Suddenly one girl shouted out, What's this massive dildo?!
I'd completely forgotten about that part of the bet! All the lads cheered again and Alex was virtually begging me not to. I said, How about you tell everyone that I've got the biggest and best cock you've ever seen.
And he did haha. I was feeling in a generous mood so I said, Nah mate I'm not gonna stick a dildo up you.
He looked relieved, almost close to tears haha. He was all, Thanks mate!
And then this girl said, Well if you're not gonna do it can I?
Everyone burst out laughing. I looked at Alex and I said, Sorry mate but rule one – never say no to a hot woman!
And these two girls came over with this massive dildo all lubed up and fed it up his arse. The team were in hysterics, taking photos, shouting and opening champagne over the bed. Alex looked fucking horrified. The girls pushed it all the way in then, slowly (and to be fair – quite gently bearing in mind they were pissed haha) fucked him with it. And then of course, it must have started rubbing on his prostate cos he suddenly got a boner again and spunked all over his chest!
We all laughed and I stood there and said, Right girls, we've got to do our duty in a minute – all for one and one for all, so we need to get some damned hard fucking done to get us ready to burst. Who's first?
Three girls fucking ran towards me haha so I pushed them down on the bed on top of Alex and started fucking their brains out. All the other lads were shagging different girls and after a while with my three I just called out, Who hasn't had a go yet?
Two more ran up haha so we got down to it. I looked at Alex and I called across to him, I tell you what mate – when I said that ten inches was what every girl wanted I think I was right! Was I right girls?
And they squealed as I pounded them some more. This pretty much went on for about forty-five minutes until I thought I was ready to come. Then I called Rob over and said, As you and me have both lost to the newbie before, you can join me in wetting the baby's head!
We stood either side of him, a girl behind each of us wanking us off while all the lads and their girls stood round laughing. I put my arm around Rob's shoulder and grinned at him, Best holiday ever mate – what about it – after ten?
He laughed and the room erupted into a ten second countdown and at the end Rob and me simultaneously spunked all over Alex. He was right, my balls had been proper full up haha. After that I sat back in a chair, fingering a girl with one hand whilst swigging a bottle of champagne with the other and watching the rest of the team take their turn – slapping their dicks against his face and shedding their load.
I felt a bit sorry for poor old Alex. By the time the last lad had come his face looked fucking drenched in spunk. I went over and gave him a grin, Always a bad idea to fuck with the big boys mate.
Then I shouted out, Come on girls, I think he deserves a kiss from each of you!
And they did, one by one, kissing him deeply. And given the situation I think it embarrassed him even more. I remembered that when the situation had been reversed he'd left me handcuffed to my bed until my housemate came back. I reminded him and he looked gutted, but I untied him and he ran off to the shower while we carried on partying with all these naked girls.
Not wanting to end the holiday and I shitty note, I went into the shower with a fresh bottle of champagne for Alex. I passed it to him and said, No hard feelings mate – just banter yeah?
He looked a bit unsure but then grinned and said, Fair enough mate – well played – after all it was my own idea!
I laughed, checked he'd washed all the cum off his face, then we had a naked man hug haha and went back to party.

Top end to a top holiday!!
And I won back my title of Top Shagger so even better hahaha.
 

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WOW Seany, so ya done it without the pill. Dude I knew you could do it. Ya the only dude that beats me in fucking.
Damn mate, I love my job. Makes good money, gives me lots of time to workout. Mr. Johnson tells me I need to stay in shape to keep working for him. I don’t know if he is gay and wants to suck my beercan but he is fucking cool. Two days ago he wanted to go and have diner with Ms Johnson in a restaurant in a not so fancy neighbourhood. He asked me if I wanted to come and stay in the bar just to make sure nothing happens. He said that I have a 9x8 inch dick but that he has $ 40.000.000 on his account. So I was in the bar looking around. I was wearing white t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. The brass knuckle on a clip hanging on my belt. A woman was checking me out the whole time as she talked to her nerdy husband. After Mr and Ms Johnson finished he told the bartender to give me some beers and they went home. After two Heineken I had to take a piss. I was pissing like a horse at the urinal when that nerd stepped behind me. When I was done, packed my dick and turned around he said his wife want me to cuckold her. I was like what! He said that she recognized me and that she wants to get fucked with him watching. I scrunched my shoulder and grinned. He said he and his wife have an agreement that she can get fucked but that the dudes don’t shoot in her. I was like ok. Back at their house he gave me a beer as his wife took of her clothes. Damn she was hot! She pulled of my t-shirt and kissed me. Nibbling down my neck, pecs and abs. She told her hubbie to undo my jeans and pull it down so he can see what is going into her pussy. I squatted in front of me and undid the buttons and pulled my jeans and jockstrap down. The way he said WHOAA I realized that he hasn’t seen my dick yet. His wife was behind me kissing my neck. She whispered in my ear that she told him she recognized me from the gym. As her husband was staring at my big fat soft dick I kissed her and said she was a lying bitch. She laughed and got down and started to suck my soft dick. Even soft she couldn’t take even half down. She grunted and her husband gave me another beer and said that even soft my dick is the biggest dick he ever seen. And he said a lot of dudes fucked his wife. His wife got on her back on the bench and said that her hubbie is not so big and laughed. But moaned loud as I pushed my dick into her pussy. She moaned damn Steward his dude is so big and thick. She squirted as I pushed in deeper. SOOOO much bigger than your baby dick Stew, she grunted. Show this real man ya baby dick honey. I was struggling to push the last inches of my fat cock into his wife as he pulled down his pants and showed a fucking tiny dick. It was hard but smaller than my thumb. I just laughed and really started to pound his wife. Showing him how a real man fucks. His wife was just moaning and grunting holding onto my huge muscles. I started to grunt heavy pushing my beercan all the way into the bitch. The hubbie was like please dude pull out but his wife was grabbing me pulling me closer telling me to breed her. I just grinned at him and started to pump a massive load into his wife. She wrapped her legs around me and I kept fucking her. The hubbie was sitting with his face buried in his hands totally humiliated. He left the bedroom when I pumped a second load into her with loud grunts. When I pulled on my jeans and left I saw him depressed in the kitchen drinking a beer. I just said sorry and went home.
 
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That sounds fucking hilarious mate - I think I wanna try something like that.
Only really had one big night out since we got back from rugby tour and it didn't go as planned!
After a great rugby match we all went off into town to get wankered. Pretty soon there was these two gorgeous blondes with massive tits and a dirty look about them standing at the bar. I made a comment to Rob about how we should take them both back to our house and bang them, when Alex adds, I reckon I'd join you in that!
I turned round and said, I thought you had enough of trying to compete with us on tour.
He laughed and said, All banter mate, you know I fuck better than you two. But we'll let them come up with the forfeit for the losers tonight.
I said, Good idea - I'm a bit bored with spunking on your face - need something different to keep it funny!
He laughed and the three of us turned on the charm with the girls and all went back to their hotel room. As soon as we got inside, they sat on the bed and said, Come on then boys, get naked.
We got down to our boxers and they wanted us to flex for them. Rob's the muscliest so he was in his element - the girls were fucking licking their lips. They started massaging our bodies, running their hands over our pec, and abs and biceps, kissing the backs of our necks and telling us how great our bodies were. We tried to get them to undress a bit but they said they wanted our boxers off first. So we stood either side of Alex and got our cocks out. He was trying not to look embarrassed but they really weren't paying him much attention haha. They started stripping each other naked which got us all rock hard then one of them pulled the hotel sewing kit out of the draw and held up the tape measure! Alex was like, You can see who’s the biggest theres no need to rub it in by measuring us!
But they did anyway lol: 10 inches, 8 inches, and 6 inches haha. I was feeling smug cos they kept going on about how massive I was so I put my arms round Alex and Rob's shoulders, looked at the girls and said, And I tell you what those extra two inches make all the fucking difference!
Then I winked at Alex and said, And the extra four inches - fuck!!
Rob started laughing and they told us to lie down on the bed and then started going down on us. We had Alex in between us and he was hardly getting any action haha, they were just either going on about how massive my cock is or commenting on the thickness of Rob's. He tels them both that its girth than counts, not length, then got behind the one that was sucking him off and started fucking her real hard. She’s making a right noise lol and he gives me a wink. I get up to and start banging the other girl. Alex is lying there so Rob says to them, Come on get sucking on his balls; I hope your both gonna tell us who’s best… just so Sean and Alex can work on their technique.
Then he turns to the one I'm fucking, kisses her and says, Seany may be hung like a horse but he’s a bit rusty!
She started to laugh then he suddenly picked her up just as I was about to fuck her some more and started banging her while standing up. She's gripping onto his biceps and screaming. So he grins and says, We’ve had a little bet and the losers get a forfeit. You can make up anything.
Alex and I were now a bit worried, and I cut in, Within reason!
But Rob just laughed cause he knew I was worried and said, Nah, absolutely anything… Sean and Alex’ll fucking do it.
I grabbed the girl on the bed, slid myself half way in and she was moaning like hell, so then I pumped it all the way in and she was screaming!
Alex still hadn't had any haha so he goes over to the girl who's shagging Rob. She's now riding him and he's just flexing his muscles for her. Alex, pulled her legs towards his and took over her pussy while she sucked off Rob. She's not making much noise so Rob leans forward and says, Wow Alex, I'd never really noticed just how small your dick is before! Don't worry baby you can have my big thick beast again in a minute - gotta give him a go.
She laughed and then suddenly gave a massive scream of pleasure! Alex grabbed her hair and kept pounding the same spot and she was in fucking ecstacy! I was fucking mine real deep and even she started looking over, so I changed position and started fucking even harder.
Then Alex drops her exhausted body on top of Rob and says, There you go mate - see if you can beat that.
Then he comes over to mine and says, You ready to try my dick now baby?
And the bitch fucking jumped on him, leaving me standing there. Aex started laughing, lay her down and started fucking her. She wasn't quite as turned on as Rob's was haha, so I sat across her and fed her my big cock, getting as much as she could in her mouth. I was like, Yeah nothing like ten inches is their baby?
And then suddenly Alex hit the fucking spot again and mine was screaming her head off too!
Rob and I knew we had to pull out the big guns so for the next hour we all just fucked like crazy, showing off as best we could. At one point Rob had one facing him but bent over backwards while he drilled her, so I pushed Alex's face down to lick her pussy while Rob fucked it. I thought he'd complain but he slid his fingers up her arse and got her moaning even more.
Later on, they’re both licking my cock while Rob fucks one and Alex fucks the other. Rob's is screaming her head off even more than Alex's, and neither are paying quite enough attention to my knob as they should have been so he takes the initiative and asks them if they’ve decided who’s best. The one he's driving wild looks at her mate and says, Oh yeah, we’ve definitely decided - you’re amazing! I was gutted and Rob was pissing himself laughing.
Then she added, But Alex is out of this world!
And then he stopped laughing. The one Alex was fucking smiled at Rob and said, Now you said something about a forfeit...
Then they announce we've got to suck Alex balls!
I think we instantly lots our hardons. Alex was laughing like a madman, then just spread my legs, put his hands behind his head and waited! Twat.
They bent down to watch us do it and we got on all fours and licked his balls. It was fucking horrible. But they said it wasn’t enough and that they'd specified sucking. We hesitated at first but then said fuck it and took a bollock each in our mouths!
Alex lay there going, Come on lads, work my nuts nicely!
The girls timed a minute, then they lay on the bed and said, Right boys - finish us off with your best fucking. Rob and I got to our feet and looked at each others limp cock. We started stroking our dicks to get them back up but nothing was happening - I think we were a bit put off by the taste of Alex's balls in our mouth. Anyway, he's still rock hard so he gets these two girls on all fours and starts fucking them like crazy, swapping between his cock and his fingers to drive them wild.
We're desperately trying to get our dicks back up so we can join in and he's laughing his head off to the girls, Look at that ladies: two huge cocks but not a hardon between them - come on lads, you're supposed to be two of the team's top shaggers and neither of you can get it up! Smile!
We look up from struggling with our dicks and the twat's stood his phone on the bedside table and is filming us both trying to get it up. On the plus side, there was no footage of us sucking his balls.
Suddenly, just as we're getting our cocks hard again, he pulls them both back onto his body, his dick in one, his fingers in the other, he rammed as deep as he could and they both fucking squirted at the same time, all over me and Rob. We just looked at each other fucking gutted.
Alex leaned over to get his phone, grabbed both the girls and filmed hismelf coming in their faces. Then he switched his phone off, grinned at us and then said, Come on girls - lets have a shower!
Rob and I stood then, drenched in pussy juice, having finally got our dicks back up, and with no one to fuck! Alex laughed and said, Perhaps you two should finish each other off.
The girls laughed and went to the shower with him. We looked at each other, cleaned ourselves up with Alex's t-shirt, got our clothes back on and shouted, We'll meet you downstairs in the bar.
No problem lads, he shouted back, Cheers for doing your bit - but really I didn't need either of you.
 

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Damn Seany, did that asshole Alex win again! Damn you licked Alex’s balls. Dude ya got to find a way to put him in his place. But I agree with Rob it’s the girth that count not length.
My weekend didn’t go fucking good. We went to a club to have some beers after winning a rugby match. Lots of beer and hot babes. One chick was really all over my big gunz and bullneck. I took her out back in the alley. :) 4 rugbymates followed soon. I kissed her and worked her big tits. I was rockhard when she undid my jeans and pulled them down. She looked down and was like HOLY FUCK that cock is too fucking thick:eek:. And she pushed me away saying NO WAY and went back into the club. My rugbymates were laughing their asses off cuz I looked stupid with my jeans around my knees and my rockhard beercan dick sticking out and a dumb ‘what-the-fuck’:confused: look on my face. I pulled up my jeans as a rugbymate slapped my shoulder telling me it’s a fucking beercan and that it is length that counts not girth. I didn’t get any other girl to go outside with me. Guess that bitch told the other chicks my dick is too fucking big. So I gulped down my pitcher of beer and went home. On the way home I stopped at the restroom behind the old gas-station to take a piss. Ya know 2 urinals, one stall and a sink and stinking like piss all day. I was pissing like a horse holding my semihard dick when this voice begged me to stuff my dick thru the glory hole so he can suck my beercan. I was drunk and had a semi boner so I was like why not. I pushed my dick thru the hole :) it barely fitted. I grinned when I heard the dude gasp and I moaned feeling my dick going into his mouth. I was holding the top of the wooden wall with one paw as the dude on the other side was really sucking down my dick. He couldn’t take it all but damn he really tried. I dropped my hands and was slowly banging my head against the wooden wall cus fuck that dude sucked better than any chick that sucked my cock. I was burping really loud cuz of all the beer. And when the dude on the other side with another try to swallow an inch more handcuffs snapped around my wrists. I turned around looking into the face of a State Trooper. The Trooper pushed me against the wall cuz I was struggling to get away. The cocksucker was rushed out of the brick piss-shed. I looked the Trooper in the face. He had a black buzzcut, dark eyes, one-day-shadow beard and a big nose. He was a bit smaller than I am but fucking big arms and shoulders. I saw the name Ahmed on the nametag. I stopped struggling cuz I couldn’t get away with those cuffs around my wrists. So you like your dick getting sucked Ahmed asked. I grinned and said yeah I do. He asked me if I like to suck dick. FUCK NO I said. Ahmed asked me if I ever sucked a cock. NO never I said. He leaned in and said in my ear so you don’t know if you like it or not. I didn’t answer and got a bit worried. Ahmed stepped back and unzipped his uniform pants and pulled out his dick. I got scared not that he was huge but what was going to happen. He asked me if I have a good job. I nodded. He said you are gonna get down and suck my dick. If you don’t I report you and you loose your job and he grinned. I just said DAMN. Ahmed put his hand on my shoulder and pushed me down. His boner was the size of my soft dick. Bro ya know I have a big soft dangling dick. I looked at his dick infront of my face and my dick went down instantly. Ahmed pushed his dick past my lips and into my throat. I was choking, burping and puking out some beer. He just laughed grabbed his iPhone and recorded it. After a minute he pulled out and shot his load over my buzzcut as I puked out all the beer that was in my guts. Ahmed took a long piss in an urinal and laughed his ass off. He told me he just got back from a theme party and that his uniform was fake but that the handcuffs were real. As I started to realize he was a fake State Trooper Ahmed walked out. I flexed and snapped the handcuffs right off :mad:and ran after the fucker but he was already speeding away on his bike. Damn I hope that fucker doesn’t put that video online.
 

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Man that's bad! What a bastard. Er, I'm afraid the vid is online - but don't worry it's kinda dark - you can barely tell it's you!
I feel a bit of a twat now emailing to tell you what a great few days I'm having!
We had an amazing rugby match - totally beat the arses of the opposition. at the end i took my shirt off cos it was so hot and made my way to the changing rooms. I was aware there were a few girls eyeing me up and one in particular was absolutey gorgeous: brunette, long legs, massive tits, and arse that I really wanted to slap.
When we got to the club bar I was a bit gutted to see that she'd gone, but chatted to a few other girls and arranged some future hook-ups. We all then went on to another pub and started getting a bit wasted.
After a while, I saw the brunette from earlier. Feeling full of beer and confidence lol I went over and chatted her up. She lapped it up and after about ten minutes I've got her kissing me like mad and squeezing the front of my jeans haha. I kissed her neck then whispered in her ear, You seem a real naughty lady?
She grinned back, Wanna find out how naughty?
Then she took my hand and led me out the door, to a chorus of cheers from the lads. It was also good having a quick look back and noticing that neither Rob nor Alex had pulled haha.
We walked up the street and I asked her where we were going but she just winked out me and said, Come on.
Pretty soon I realised we were heading back to the rugby pitch. When we got there, she smiled and said, I've always wanted to fuck on a rugby pitch.
I laughed and pointed out she was gonna get a bit muddy, thinking most girls would moan about that. She just laughed and said, That's part of the fun!
Then she unzipped her little dress, stepped out of it and stood there is sexy black underwear and her heels! I think my mouth dropped open cos she grinned at me, leaned back against the rubgy posts and said, Come on then rugby boy, strip for me!
I peeled off my shirt real sexy and gave her a flex of my muscles. She looked really fucking horny, so I kept going and soon I was standing on the field in just my white calvin klein boxers.
She told me she wanted me to tie her to the post, so I unhooked her bra and used it to fasten her wrists. Her tits were fucking amazing. I held them as I kissed her, then moved down her body, licking and kissing those massive tits before pulling down her thong and sliding my tongue into her wet pussy. She was tight as anything and really receptive - it was so fucking sexy.
When I got back up off my knees she nodded her head at my boxers, You look like your about to burst out of those.
I looked down, grinned, and pulled them off. She licked her lips, That's huge!
I stroked it in front of her and teased her a bit, You want it?
Oh yeah!
I stepped up to her so she could feel the end of my cock against her skin. I kissed her and said, Are you sure it won't be too big?
Then I pushed her to her knees so she was still tied to the post and stood there, my dick huge and hard in front of her mouth. She made a few attempts to take it in her mouth, but I moved a little each time so she failed. She giggled at me teasing her, then i held her hair in my hands and guided my dick into her mouth. She sucked it like a pro, long and deep, then looked up at me and ordered me to fuck her haha.
I undid her got her on her back in the mud and ploughed into her. She went fucking wild. We rolled around getting in different positions. At one point she got on top, leaned back against my knees and grinded herself into my cock like she was on a bucking bronco! If she was shouting about the size of my cock she was talking about how big my muscles are and kissing or squeezing them.
The moonlight was shining through the trees onto a spot on the field so I picked her up, balanced her on my cock and stepped into the moonlight, then stood there, fucking her in mid air whilst she held on like her life depended on it. I was so turned on! I pushed her back onto her knees and said, Come on baby suck that big dick again.
She fucking did as she was told, wanking it hard whilst sucking on the end, then talking my balls in her mouth and slobbering all over them haha.
I managed to keep fucking her on the pitch for 80 minutes - length of a match haha - then lay her on her back again, slammed inside her over and over as fast as I could. As she came again she gasped, You're the best ever!
Always like to hear that haha! Then I pulled out and spunked all over those beautiful tits of hers.
We were covered in mud haha but fortunately I've got a key to the club, so I took her in the changing rooms and we showered off. She wanted to take a picture of me naked in the shower haha. I still had a semi hanging down so I put my hands behind my head, flexed my biceps and gave her my sexiest smile. She'd said she'd see me soon and maybe bring a friend!
But before that I've got two different girls lined up tomorrow! Lucky ladies haha!
 

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Yo Seany, DAMN the vid is online indeed but ya right its kinda dark. Dude how do gays suck down a dick without puking I don’t fucking know. And I don’t want to know. Dude cool picture of you under the shower, I see it going around the office and chicks really love it. Chicks love that sexy smile the big biceps and ya huge semihard whopper. They don’t believe when I say that you are a mate.

Last few days were easygoing. Easy days at the office. That frigid bitch from the 6th is still ignoring me. Good boxing and rugby training. Claire is studying for some exams. She is hot don’t get me wrong but her pussy starts to get sloppy. Maybe I dump her after her exams. Ya know I got the loft in that ol’ apartment-building. Huge room, open shower, boxing-bag hanging and workout equipment and awesome view over the harbor. Mr Johnson own the building and the loft was empty.

On the first floor lives a hot chick with her divorced mom. Hot daughter but just too young. Her mom always starts a fucking boring chat about worldproblems. Yesterday I got home from the gym I bumped into Lisa and her mother. Lisa’s mom asked me if I want to drop by tonight cuz its Lisa’s 18th birthday. Lisa smiled big time as she looked at my pumped up biceps. So at 21:00 I went down to the first floor with a 1D concert-ticket and a huge boner in my jockstrap. The party was boring lots of young chicks and dudes. I grabbed a beer and tried to avoid Lisa’s mom. Schoolmates of Lisa asked me stuff about boxing but they were really teens. At midnight she got a new car from her mother. I wanted to sneak out and go to bed when Lisa grabbed my bicep and whispered in my ear that she is really 18 now. She grabbed my hand and we went up to my loft. There she kissed me and thanked me for the concerttickets but that she wanted to have something really big. She said she saw my dick when I took a piss against a tree outside when I just moved in. I kissed her softly and asked if she was sure and if she was a virgin. She nibbled my ear and said yes twice and undid my belt. I pulled of my t-shirt and she felt my biceps. I lifted her top and sucked her tits. I put a hand on her leg and moved up under her skirt and moaned when I found out that she wasn’t wearing anything under it. I slowly pushed in my thumb and could feel see was a virgin. I licked her pussy juice of my thumb and dropped my jeans and jockstrap. Lisa looked at my 9x8 inch beercan dick jutting straight out. She looked at me with lust and a bit of fear in her eyes. I kissed her and told her it will fit and that I won’t hurt her. I picked her up and carried her to my huge bed. I said I forgot to change the sheets. She laughed as I lay her down on the cum stained sheets. She said she loves it cuz I am a real man and this the room and the bed of a real man. I crawled between her legs and started to lick and eat her pussy. Fingering her clit as her soft hands rubbed my buzzcut and bullneck. I grinned as she started to squirt after a few minutes. My face and buzzcut and bullneck were wet with her pussy juice as I walked to the fridge to grab a beer. She stumbled after me and took a coke. I kissed her again and told her to suck my dick. Lisa slowly licked the base, my nuts and dickhead. Totally new and so fucking hot. She played and worked and sucked my dick as I teased her pussy with my tongue and fingers. I grabbed a rubber and lifted her legs on my delts. Really slowly pushing my dickhead against her pussy. She squirmed when the huge fat dickhead popped in and breaking the precious seal. I pushed in a bit deeper and pulled out checking if she was ok. She grabbed my neck and begged me to put it back in. I broke the seal but she didn’t bleed. Damn I’m good I said and push in. I didn’t do the raging bull but kept it easy. Seany she was so fucking tight I could only get one third of my dick in her. I had a huge grin on my face when I was laying on my back and she was riding my dick. She squirted 2 times on my dick during the 90 minutes fuck. I pumped 2 big loads in the rubber. I was on my way to the open bathroom to pull of the rubber and take a horsepiss when there was knocking on the door. Lisa crawled under the banket. I though it was a boxingmate dropping by to crash. So I opened the door with the filled rubber still hanging on my semihard beercan. It was Lisa’s mom. I grabbed a bbcap to cover my dick. She said the guests left and that she got a txt from Lisa that she is sleeping at a friend. She wanted to thank me for the tickets cuz the concert was sold out. I grinned and said that I am kinda busy. After I took a long horse piss Lisa was still laughing. The next morning I woke up with a tight pussy riding my pissloaded morning boner. I opened my sleepy eyes and saw that Lisa was riding my dick bareback. I grinned and saw that she took an inch more than last night. I put my hands behind my head and said ya pussy will be ruined and I shot a massive load as I grinned lubing her up more. She just smiled and leaned over and kissed me. She said I don’t want a lover I just want to take that donkey dick all the way. Think the next weeks will be fun. Stretching Lisa and dumping Claire. Here a picture Lisa took when I took a piss in my showerstall.
 

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Hey man, glad you bounced back from the other day. Nothing like stretching some tight pussy and ruining it for the next guy haha.
Managed to combine my threesome with a great prank on Alex last night.
He needed somewhere to stay while his flat was having repairs so Rob told him he could stay at ours and have Rob's room while he was away with work.
We went out to a few bars and had quite a good laugh. I told him about the two girls I was hooking up with ater and he was mad jealous - I realised he's never had a threesome with two girls before and it gave me an idea.
So I met up with these two hotties - Julie and Kara - and had plenty to drink. I introduced them to Alex and then we all went home. I think Alex was hoping I'd let him join us, but I said goodnight to him and took them back to my room.
Ten minutes later, their knocking on his bedroom door in their underwear to tell him I've fallen asleep. He comes and has a look and thinks its hilarious, those goes back to his room and returns with his camera so he can take a pic of me in my boxers, spark out asleep on the bed.
He can't keep his eyes of Julie and Kara and they say, Such a shame - we were hoping for a really naughty night!
He tries to act cool and says, Well there's still one man awake in the house.
They giggle, Yeah but we like it really kinky.
He says, Not a problem.
And he leads them back to his room. When they get there he strips down to his boxers and they tell him to lie down. Kara peels her stockings off and using one to tie his wrists to the bed and the other to blindfold him.
At that point, I crept into the room with my phone to video the action!
I passed them some baby oil and they started rubbing it over his body, telling him how muscly he is. He lapped it up and made some really cocky comments about how much he hit the gym and how he's got the best body on the rugby team. He flexed his biceps for them to show off a bit and they said, But have you got the best dick as well?
Then they pulled down his boxers, showing off his 6 inch hard cock and gave me a grin.
They ran their hands down his body and said, Mmm your really big!
I had to stop myself laughing.
He said, Yeah?
I don't think he coud believe his luck! And they continued to massage him, complimenting him on the size of his cock. Kara said, You're so much bigger than my ex, you must have had girls struggle with it before.
He grinned and said, Well, you know, girls like a big dick so they take it in the end.
As he spoke, Julie took her lipstick and wrote across his chest: I have a small cock. Then they both kissed him. His cock was twitching away haha and you could tell he was desperate to fuck them both.
Kara whispered in his ear, Are you gonna talk dirty to us, we love that! Tell us what you want us to do and what you're gonna do with that big cock!
He was grinning away like all his dreams had come true and while they massage hims some more he said, I want you to lick that big dick of mine - see how much of it you can take in your mouth. It's big and thick and ready for you! Then I'm gonna bend you both over and fuck you like crazy, slamming my massive schlong inside you.
They giggled, as if in pleasure, then Julie winked at me and said, Mmm, I'm actually not so gutted about Sean falling asleep now!
Alex grinned, flexed his biceps and said, Yeah I think I can offer anything Sean ever could... just bigger and better.
At that I started laughing and he was like, What the fuck!
Kara pulled off the blindfold and he saw me at the foot of the bed videoing everything. I laughed, Bigger and better Alex? I'm not sure I'd agree with you. Ladies, why don't you come and play with a genuinely huge cock.
He looked down and read what was written on his chest and the two girls came down the bed, pulled my boxers down and started sucking on my mammoth hard on.
I grinned, How's that then ladies?
I winked at Alex as they replied, Oh my god, that's fucking amazing.
I said, I tell you what girls, lets finish this in my room... but first, I think it's unfair that Alex doesn't get a little fun!
He was still rock hard, even though I was videoing him, and the girls went over to him, placed the tips of their tongues against his balls, then ran their tongues slowly over his balls and up his little cock then around the head. Suddenly his body jerked and he came all over his chest. The girls giggled and carried on filming, saying, Damn Alex that was really quicking coming!!
Then I started leading them back to my room. He called out, Your not gonna leave me tied up?
I called back, Of course not, I'll untie you when Kara needs her stockings back!
Then back to my room for a crazy 80 minutes fucking. Good girls!!
Hope you like the video haha!
 
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Yeah I bounced back. Dude awesome video. I don’t feel sorry for Alex fucking cocky asshole. I just keep banging his sister Claire cus she is an easy fuck. She is away for a few days for her co-assistant training. DAMN good thing Lisa’s is a hot slut. It’s been 5 days since her birthday fuck. But everytime I get back home from the gym or work she is knocking on my door within a few minutes. Today I pushed my dick all the way into her tight pussy. FUCK Seany I love those pussy farts when a chick is tight and wet. ;) her pussy starts to loosen up a bit. :) She will be ruined for any other dude :). After the fuck I bashed the heavy-bag and she took pics with my iphone and she browsed my Instagram. She said she loves big tough rugby players as she looked at pics of some of the biggest players on the team. I was hungry after 80 minutes of fucking and 30 minutes hitting the heavy bag so I took her to the McD for 4 quarter pounders, two 32 oz cups of coke and a XXL portion of fries for me and a small Milkshake for her. She loves how I burp and how I don’t give a fuck. She was all over me as I was chewing down the burgers and gulping down the coke. She sat on my laps feeding me the fries. Rubbing my bulge with her pussy (again she didn’t have underwear on). She pulled my hard beercan cock out my sweatpants and lowered her tight pussy on it as I took a few gulps of coke. I grinned and burped as I looked around. There was only an old dude a few tables aside. You kinky bitch I burped as she started wiggling on my 9x8 incher. Ya know I can’t shoot silently so I was grunting like a beast when I pumped a big load in her pussy. Dude she was riding my beercan in the McD try to hold back then :). ;) my thick spunk was leaking out her pussy on the seat as she slide back to her place. :D She took a video as I grabbed a empty 32 oz cup and stood up and started to fill it up with piss and flexing one bicep and let out a fucking loud burp. That old bloke was really staring. Back at the loft I banged her good and deep. I took a video of her pussy farts on my beercan. Counted 15 loud pussy farts in a row :cool:. I grabbed my stuff to go to work and she whispered in my ear if I wanted to fuck her arse when I get back from work. DAMN I have a double shift and I promised Jeff to take him to a barnfight. Lisa just send me a picture of her fingering her ass. Ohh bro grabbed a beer with Billy and after a few beers he told me a secret about his big brother Alex. Billy saw Alex jacking off one time. Yeah right ya think so what. Billy said Alex was pushing a buttplug into his own ass. :eek: I think Alex takes it up his ass like his younger brother. Ya better not drop the soap in the shower when Alex stands behind ya.
 
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Hey man! That's so funny about Alex - perhaps that girl sticking a dildo up his arse on tour changed him hahaha.
That Lisa girl is hot! I hope she had a good look at me on your instagram - after all when I was back home I was definitely the biggest player on the team haha. Tell her she should start looking at universities near me!
Nearly had to go home alone the other night! We've got a new lad playing for the club called Tom. He's from Canada on a 6 month placement from Toronto University... and unfortunately the girsl fucking love him. I don't know if it's the accent, the fact he's proper handsome (bastard), or the fact he hits the gym even more than me lol, but they flock to him. I was chatting up two girls in the bar, thinking I'd bag at least one and he came over to join us. Within half an hour, they were fucking off back to his for a shag and leaving me on my own. Gutted! You know I hate that kinda competition haha.
Luckily I got a text from a woman I'd been chatting up last week. It was 9pm so I went round. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell, so I texted her to say I was outside and she let me in. Her name's Charlotte and she is a real hotty! Long legs, great tits, dirty laugh! And dirty mind. She was wearing this long black dress with a plunging neckline that showed off her tits and made my cock titch haha. She got me a beer and we chatted in her kitchen. I realy wanted to fuck her but I could tell there was something wrong. In the end, I went to kiss her and she said she couldn't but was real apologetic. I asked what was wrong and she said she was married with kids. A Milf - get in! I said I didn't care and asked where her husband was. She said he was away but that her son was upstairs and, although he was in bed, she was worried he'd come downstairs and find us togther.
I looked at the kitchen door, grinned at her, and started unbuttoning my shirt. She was really turned on but as I took my shirt off she said, No, really, it's too dangerous.
I laughed flexed my muscles for her. Then I closed the door, picked up their huge kitchen cabinet and moved in front of the door so it couldn't be opened. I'd broke into a sweat cos the cabinet was a bit heavier than I thought when I'd decided to show off (thank fuck I managed to actually move it lol or I'd have looked a right wanker). She came over and ran her fingers over the beads of sweat and across my muscles. Then she kissed my pecs and swiped her tongue over my nipples. I was rock hard, she was so sexy, then she moved down my body kissing my abs, then back to my mouth.
She whispered in my ear, I want you to be rough with me.
I said, You sure?
And when she said yes I ran my hands over her slim shoulders, held her dress between my two fists and gave a great pull, ripping the fucker off her in two pieces. She gasped excitedly as I threw them onto the floor. She'd been completely naked under her dress and her body was amazing. I didn't both with foreplay, just bend her over the kitchen work top, pulled my jeans and boxers down, and rammed my big cock inside her.
She gasped, Fuck that feels so big.
I just kissed her neck and said, That's because it is! Ten inches at your service...
And then I fucked her brains out, bent over that worktop.
When she came she fell to the floor and started sucking on my cock, gripping it hard and sucking like a filthy bitch. She was amazing. After a while I raised her to her feet and grinned at her, You want some more of that big dick inside you?
She was panting and excited, Oh yes!!
I laughed, Oh you're a naughty little slut aren't you!
In repsonse, she just grabbed my cock and started kissing me. With my jeans and boxers still round my ankles I couldn't move to much so I just picked her up and bounced her up and down on the beast. The kitchen had these low beams across the ceiling and at one point she just hung off them while I thrust myself hard and fast inside her. Her pussy was so wet it was amazing. She came again and this time really loudly. When I brought her back down to the floor she was exhausted. I held her against my pumping sweating chest while she stroked my cock. And then we heard her son call out to her. She looked worried. I said, Don't worry, I'll be off now.
She said, Wait, you haven't come yet.
I grinned at her and said it was okay, but she fell to her knees and started sucking my cock and balls to get me off. She was gripping my butt cheeks and she pulled my dick into her mouth, then suddenly she slid a finger in my arse and deepthraoted me. I shot my load in an instant and my knees nearly buckled it felt so good. She fell back giggling excitedly as we heard her sone getting out of bed upstairs. I managed to push my semi into my boxers and button my jeans back up, then moved the cabinet back to its place, raced out the patio door, and jumped the fence just as her son was opening the door. I landed in the next street with my dick still throbbing away and my shirt off. Three girls were coming towards me and looked me up and down as stood there putting my shirt back on. I just smiled and said, Evening ladies. Then grabbed a cab and headed home feeling very pleased with myself.
 
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Holy fuck bro! you fucked a MILF in her kitchen while her son was upstairs in bed. DAMN you are a fucking animal. Bet her son thought you were a burglar jumping over the fence. Yeah Lisa is fucking hot.
Yesterday I got home from the double shift and going to the barn-fight with my boss Jeff. Got a black eye from a fight but Jeff put $1000 on me winning. When I got home Lisa was there within minutes. I picked her up and tossed her on the bed and rammed my dick down into her pussy fucking her rough. The fight got me so hard I just bashed her tight pussy. She moaned and her pussy squirted and farted. She moaned telling me to fuck her asshole. The dirty little bitch. I got her on all fours and rubbed my dickhead against her asshole. It was pink and hot and tiny and my beercan was so fucking thick. I took a picture and grunted damn me rugbymates would love to see me fuck your ass I joked. I said I need to piss like a horse before I would wreck your ass. When I was pissing down the drain in the showerstall Lisa grabbed my iPhone. She gave it back as I grabbed a beer. She send the picture to Dan, Jack, Ken, Bud, John, Carl, Hein and Sean and told them to drop and bring a 6-pack each. I fucked her on the kitchen-counter drinking my beer till the first rugby mates banged the door. She invited only the toughest players. Lisa smiled and said she went to a few games. I told her that you went to college and she looked really disappointed. When there were six 6-packs of beer stacked at the door (Jack was working at his dad’s garage and couldn’t get over right away). I fucked her pussy hard and deep to get my dick lubed up with pussy juice. Dan, Ken, Bud, John, Carl and Hein were cheering. I pulled out and put her into position and placed my dickhead against her tight pink rosebut. I pushed and fuck her ass was tight. She grabbed John by his t-shirt and pulled him on the bed and started sucking his dick. As I pushed in deeper Dan pulled of his clothes. He crawled under Lisa pushing his dick up into her pussy (there was no resistance of her pussy). He looked at me and said damn bro you totally ruined her and hi5ed me. I slowly pushed my dick all the way into her ass and started to ram. Damn my dick looked so fucking thick every time I pulled out. I grinned that I ruined every hole she got. We fucked her in every position. Long deep and rough till she was covered with our sweat and spunk. Jack got in 3 hours later with a 6 pack of beer We were sitting round the bed killing a beer as Lisa lay on the bed totally wrecked. Jack pulled off his coverall as he saw Lisa on the bed and his rugbymates buck naked and sweaty around her. He crawled over her and said I’m Jack but you can call me Jackhammer. You know how cocky Jack is and how rough he fucks (short fucks but rough like a jackhammer). Lisa grinned and asked him why his name is Jackhammer. Jack rammed his 8-incher into her and hammered away. He put out his fist to me saying that her pussy felt totally wrecked. I grinned and bashed my fist against his. Lisa got all horned up as Jack really started to ram his hammer into her. We watched how she squirted and touched his beefy muscles and looked at him. Bud grabbed me in a headlock, Ken rubbed my buzz-cut as Carl slapped my shoulder. Ken said that it looks like I lost Lisa to The Hammer. I just grinned and gave a thumbs-up to Jack. And said yeah looks like she loves him but I fucking ruined her. Dan, Ken, Bud, John, Carl, Hein and me pulled on jeans and tee and went to the pub at the corner leaving Jack to Hammer his Lisa.
Today at work I got 2 Whatsapps. The first from Jack thanking me that I stretched Lisa so he could really hammer her down and that he left three more 6-packs at my door. The second was from Lisa. She said she hoped to meet the famous horsedicked Seany but she got ruined by a beercan and crushed by a Jackhammer. And that she left a present at my door. :) when I got home there were six 6-packs of beer stacked infront of the door. I went in and started to hit the heavy bag but no Lisa showed up. Under the shower I thought about you banging that MILF and I grinned thinking about Lisa’s mother. Wrecking a cherry is hot but fucking her mother is at least as hot … right.
 
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Mate that sounds like a fantastic night - gutted I missed it! You're right - Jack's a cocky bastard but I reckon he's probably the best fucker out of all of us. Except me, obviously haha. Now Jack's taken your girl you definitely ought to get banging her mum! I texted Jack to see if he wants to give Lisa a day pass to come and meet a real man haha.
I had a funny night myself. I think I told you about Tom, the guy from Canada who's playing for us at the moment. He's managed to steal a few of the girls I've been chatting up right from under my nose. And he tried it again in the bar last night, cheeky cunt. I'd pulled this gorgeous blonde and had got her in the palm of my hand when he came over and joined us. She said he had a sexy accent to match his sexy body and asked where he was from. In response he unbuttoned his shirt to show her his tattoo of the Canada flag on his left pec. She fucking lapped it up, saying wow and then how much she likes maple syrup. He grinned and said, And how do you like licking maple syrup off a big cock.
She giggled and put her hand inside his shirt on his abs. So I leaned over and said, Or how about whipped cream off a fucking huge cock.
Her eyes widened and she looked at and grinned. Tom looked a bit annoyed for once which was nice to see. Then she said, How am I supposed to choose between you boys? Maybe I should take you both...
I laughed and said, You reckon you could handle two rugby lads then?
And as her answer she took us both by the hand and started to lead us out of the bar haha.
We got a taxi and started heading to mine. Tom looked at me and said, Rugby challenge?
I laughed and said, Sure, not wanting him to think he worried me in the least.
She asked what we meant and Tom explained that she got to tell us who was the better fuck and the loser gets a foreit. She thought that was hilarious.
As soon as we got to my bedroom, Tom grabs her and takes charge, kissing her real deep and telling her she's gorgeous. Then he took off his shirt and trousers and stood there in the tightest pair of boxers I've ever seen, flexing his muscles. His bulge looked a good size but no where near as big as mine haha. He looked at me and said, Get your kit off then Sean so she can compare!
I started stripping off and I could tell she preferred Tom's body so I just carried on getting naked. As soon as my boxers were off she was straigh over to me, stroking it and saying what a fucking beast it was! I was rock hard instantly. So I grinned at Tom and said, Drop your boxers then Tommy, we wanna see the best Canada has to offer!
He pulled them down and he had quite a big floppy but nothing amazing. I laughed, kissed he roughly and said, You're in for a fucking treat tonight baby!
She told us both to lie on the bed, opposite each other, with our legs kinda scissored and our cocks almost meeting so she could suck us both off. It was a bit closer than I wanted to be to Tom lol but it was great watching us taking our dicks in her hands and suck us off. Tom hadn't got it up yet and she was still going on about how massive I was so I leaned over and got my phone out of my jeans, pressed record and told Tom to start filming her sucking something man-size haha.
She was fucking amazing with her mouth, sucking my balls, licking and sucking my cock like a pro. I leant back and closed my eyes in sheer bliss mate! Between sucking and licking, the girls says, Oh my god, you've got the biggest cock I've ever seen!
I grinned and said, That's right, baby!
Then I heard Tom laugh and say, I'm not sure she's talking to you any more.
I opened my eyes and looked towards him - he'd got it up and it was fucking mammoth - about an inch longer than mine and a hell of a lot thicker. I must have looked gutted and he started laughing again, Baby you're gonna need to open your mouth a lot wider for this one.
He was filming her sucking on his dick, with me in the background looking gutted, and he laughed, Jesus Seany, I make your dick look like fucking pencil! Sorry mate.
I tried to act cool and suggested we actually get fucking her. He said good idea, bent her over onto all fours and rammed his cock inside her. She fucking screamed with excitement and he started banging her like and animal. She absolutely loved it and began to dread what kind of forfeit he'd think up for me in order to strengthen his status on the team. He grinned at me, slapped her arse and said, Length and girth mate - its the killer combination.
I took over and slid my cock inside her a bit too easily thanks to Tom's thick one. I started fucking her and there wasn't much response. I made eye contact with Tom and he gave me a cocky wink. So I changed angle a bit and really drove it into her. Suddenly she fucking erupted haha - it was like I'd hit something no other man had before haha! I thought of the Jackhammer haha and pumped away as hard and fast as I could. She was screaming so fucking loudly she'll have lost her voice today!
Tom took over again and she was liking it but clearly not as much which was a fucking result. He was really putting his back into it too. Poor lad haha. We kept swapping and fucking for about 45 minutes, then I'd got her sitting astride me and really grinding away on my cock while she sucked Tom off and I said, So baby you've had nearly an hour to decide - you gonna give us your verdict.
She started wanking Tom and while she fucked me and said, Oh Seany I think it's pretty obvious you've won!
Music to my ears! I looked at Tom and he looked mortified. I pulled her back towards me and she squeezed her hand against the edge of his cock, he shot his load all over her tits haha. I had her lying back against me, fucking her hard and making her scream. He was left kneeling on the bed with his cock going floppy haha. While I fucked her, she called him towards her and started kissing him really passionately which I thought was a bit odd... but then she pushed down on his shoulders and said, Lick it up.
I pretended I hadn't really heard and slowed down my fucking a bit as he moved down her body and licked his cum off her tits. She whispered keep going and he moved down her body to her pussy and sat watching me fuck her. For a moment I thought her was gonna lick her pussy while I was inside her but then I think he suddenly came to his senses and realised what he was about to do haha. So I quicky strummed on her pussy and fucked as hard and fast as I could, making her squirt all over him haha.
I still had plenty of energy left so I said, Baby why don't I see to Tom's forfeit as he seems pretty exhausted and then we can have the second half!
He stood up, looking fucking gutted and said, What have I gotta do?
I grinned and said, Get your boxers and your trainers back on and follow me.
I went downstairs just as Rob was getting in with some dirty bitch he'd pulled. He laughed when he saw Tom coming down the stairs after me and said, What the fuck's going on lads?
I explained it was time for Tom to get his first proper rugby initiation and Rob started laughing. Then I told Tom he was gonna walk home. He said, Are you gonna give me the rest of my clothes?
I grinned and said, Just your belt.
Then I used it to tie his wrists up behind his back, then tied the laces of his trainers together so he wouldn't be able to walk to fast. Rob was laughing his head off and had already got his phone out to take some pictures. Then I said, One last thing, we haven't got any maple syrup here... but we have got a big tin of really thick treacle.
I flicked the lid off and began pouring it over his head and down his chest. I looked again at his tight boxers and had another idea, tugged at the waistband with my hand and poured the rest of the treacle inside his undies haha.
Rob's girl was giggling like crazy and he was shouting, Come on Tom flex your muscles for us!
I said, Right, off you go - enjoy your walk home.
Tom looked absolutely gutted and said, Mate, you can't make me walk home like this - I live with three of the lads on the team - they'll rip me shreds when I get back!
Rob started laughing and said, That's the whole idea! Anyway, it could be worse - you've heard what happened to one of the newbies on tour. I think Seany's been pretty kind.
At that Tom actually laughed and said, Yeah I guess so.
We smiled and said, That's the spirit lad!
Next day, I think everyone on the team had a picture of Tom looking not quite so slick and sexy as usual hahaha.
But before that, I went back upstairs and finished off the slut we'd been shagging!
Result.