I was at a party in he and I was one of a bunch of boots. I picked up drinks for a bunch of girls I knew ( guys too ). Half way through the party they wanted to get their stuff from the car, I was tipsy and quite flirty. I was sitting in a bar stool and joked that I lock my keys in the car so I don't drive. The two girls didn't find it funny and tried to pull me out of the chair, I played rag doll so they started to feel my pockets and one sqeased my dick, she asked what I had in my pocket and the other groped it in interest, that made my dong twitch, and her sqeal. The firstasked what and she said it was my penis'. The first was like no way its that big and she re-felt it as it now grew.they giggled and I said my keys were in my coat. The second went get the and the first stated and flirted, then pulled me out and started to look at it. Then we realized we weren't alone, my buddy who's houseit was lil brother was standing there. He was being. His parents were gone that week end and buddy was suppose tone baby sitting. I put it away and put the kid back to sleep. When their parents got home they asked what we did all weekend, we said what we did and down played the party saying that a few friends came over and watched a movie. They were ok with that suspecting it was likly x fib. The lil bigger shouts Lorne let - girl - play with his penis. We all sat there awkwardly -girl- was there. His dad was like well go play we need to talk them, their mom lifted him to take him else where and he said mommy its bigger than daddy's it was this big and he stretched his arms as wide as they'd go. Themom looked back at the dad smiling and said oh that big eh? And laughed. The dad just sighed and held his head in his hands, the girl was snickering I was trying to stay calm. The dad said well thanks for that he'll be telling people that story for a while. We couldn't help but laugh, he did too, but than gave us shit.
Sorry that ended up so long