Embarrassing erection moments...

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  1. LatinoHorn

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    I don't know what's currently goin' on wiz me, but lastly, I can't avoid gettin' hard every fuckin' 15min...!!
    Maybe I should stop visitin' all those porn sites I find on the internet...
    Today I had to walk 4 extra blocks to get home... wanna know why??: cuz' I had to remain sittin' in the bus I was, until I got soft again!!:eek:
    PD: you also can give me some advice about hidin' my bulge!
    sorry for my english
     
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    Lots of guys goes through phases of excessive horniness where you just can't make the damn thing go down or stop having urges. Sometimes these phases are just a couple of odd days in the month, other times they linger for a week or two. I don't have any effective method of battling them ... and after all, they're just a natural physiological phenomenon ... although some people say that thinking about something truly awful helps to focus their attention elsewhere and 'turn themselves off'.

    Buses and other vehicles often leave me with an erection, as I've said before on these boards ... I think the vibrations play a rôle. :rolleyes: The only solution I have is to make sure I have a bag or something with me if I'm planning on taking any form of public transport, so that you can always hold this up in front of any excessive bulges that develop.
     
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    Does this mean, if you pull a train, you can go on forever?:rolleyes:

    (Not sure I should post this.)
     
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    i think we can all identify with this problem...but i found a way to get rid of these random erections immediately:

    first u have to understand that ur brain has absolute control over every part of ur body...so make urself believe that getting rid of a boner is as simple as flicking a switch. it will help a lot to remember a time in ur life that was very scary or traumatizing or depressing...if i have the slightest inclination of a boner forming, i immediately start thinking about mutilated bodies or people being killed, or just things that shocked me or scared me shitless or made me feel sick when i saw them...u will notice that ur boner will be gone instantly...it gets easier everytime u do it..
     
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    In my highschool years, I used to get a hardon almost every time I took the bus. The ride was 20-25 min. and the vibrations were just right to get me going. I had to cover it with my gym bag, book bag, jacket, etc. The most embarassing part was when the bus let me off after school and I'd walk through the isle trying to hide it. Then as I got off the bus, I'd have to walk/run across 3 lanes of traffic, so I had to keep my erection covered that whole time while the bus driver (who was a hot woman) and oncoming motorists stared. I'm sure people thought my behavior was odd (or figured out what was going on).
     
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    I find it helps to picture in ur mind an old Lucille Ball, Milton Berle and of course Ernest Borgnine.....there all better now
     
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    I lucked out, I walked to and from school.

    But I think my embarrassing erection moment may equal all on the bus type incidences that others had. I got an erection in the gym shower, after swimming. With the yelling of, "We've got a donkey in the showers," everyone looked to see what was going on. They also all saw the towel hook problem, when I tried to drop the towel to the floor it got caught by my erection. I was known as "Donkey [Boy]" after that.
     
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    Quick solution to this common problem:

    Imagine Margaret Thatcher getting down and dirrrty!:eek:
     
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    I have to say this just happened to me yesterday. So I was in Subway eating lunch and while I was waiting in line this hot cowboy came in and stood in line behind me. He was standing there in a pair of wranglers that were almost obscene they were so tight and showing his bulge. So I got my food, sat down, ate my sandwich and watched him about three booths over while he was eating. The entire time I could feel my wranglers bulging quite a bit. I got up after I was finished because I wanted more soda and I had the biggest fuckin' boner it was insane. As I walked over to fill up my soda cup I walked by his booth and I have no doubt he could see what was happening......I mean hell, you could probably see it a mile away, but DAMN somethin' about him got me "stirred up!" As I walked past him on my way out, he gave the nod and said "howdy." I didn't stick around to wait for him to finish eating, but now I'm kickin' myself! LOL
     
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    To be honest i dont really see that much of a problem in hiding erections. I have no problem at all (and im 8 x 5.5 so its not exactly small) and i just tuck it upwards and it doesnt seem to show. Of course i tend not to wear very tight fitting trousers and i usually wear reasonably baggy t shirts that i dont tuck in, so it may be different, but my boner has never ever stuck straight out while wearing trousers, and either goes down the leg and sticks out a bit (most revealing), or i just put it facing upwards.
     
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    that happenes to me all the time, it started in highschool and is still going on and im 19 now, my girlfriend like is it though, she makes comments about how i have a 24 hour boner, i figure its maybe cause im still young, and ive found that there isnt really a surefire way to get rid of it, i just go with it, nobody (besides my girlfriend) has made comments about it, but im also lucky cause i wear an apron at work so it helps hide it for the most part.
     
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    I bet there have been others besides your girlfriend who have noticed! LOL Kinda hard to hide somethin' that big bud!

     
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    That is SO gross! Ew! Funny too!
     
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    That kinda turns me on... (yes I did vote tory last thursday :p)

    My embarrasing erection moment was when I was being interviewed for a job, the manager who interviewed me was, shall we say a 'yummy mummy' and I couldn't help myself, had to bend forward to hide it when I shook hands at the end.

    Still got the job though :tongue:
     
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    You can get away with the "because I'm young" excuse for now... but since the same thing still happens to me at 28 and shows no sign of letting up, I kinda think you may need to come up with a better excuse at some decade of your life. :wink:
     
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    I think thinking about it has a part too.
     
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    im 18, therefore i know what you mean big time, i get hardons for no reason all the time and its much worse to get them in school, usually theyll go down but if not i try to make it so my cock sticks up and out of my wasteband so the tip is near my belly button and my cock is held down by my pants...this works only when im wearing a shirt thats not tucked in
     
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    I don't want to stop myself from being able to get hard for a whole week... maybe Pfizer and its advertising agency should talk to old Maggie.
     
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    You'll have to think really hard, it still happens to me, and I'm 50 :rolleyes: