Ever show up a guy bragging about his dick size?

[D_Hugh_Jass_Nutts]

It was the tail end of a party and I was chatting with two girls and a guy, we were all friends, then the guy was acting like a douche saying he has a massive dick and all that, he's so small and skinny I knew it would be a lie,

The girls were telling him to get it out but he wouldn't, by then I knew he was lying, so I told him that I would if he would but he said no and the girls were keen, in the end I just flopped mine out, he did nothing and was speachless but the girls were quite complimentary they didn't know about my size, it s not giant or anything but a bit above average,

Long story short I had to leave the party soon after but later that night one of the girls who saw texted me saying she wanted to see it hard and three days later we were fucking

 

[Lord_of_Goon]

I'd like to be in the mood to whip mine out and be the biggest boy there. Sounds hot. But I'd also like to be proven wrong by seeing some dude whip out a massively thick 9.5 incher.

 

[ActionBuddy]

Yes. And it sure shut him up. His mouth was full.

Awesome!

 

[B_ILIW]

Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.

 

[nicenycdick]

Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.

Ha!!

 

[NudeYork]

I hooked up with a guy years ago who was incredibly proud of his manhood. He whipped it out and said something along the lines of, "You ever been with a guy that has a cock this big?" I said, "Yep," and dropped trou...

 

[ActionBuddy]

You rule, NudeYork!

 

[ActionBuddy]

Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.

What evs!

 

[D_Percy_Prettywillie]

I'm not what you'd consider a gym buff. I don't go there every week. Realistically? I probably go there once every two months. It has less to do with exercise and more to do with me needing to work something out through physical exertion. Running, lifting, swimming help me clear mental log jams every now and then, ya know?

My gym is full of people that have to be the opposite. They're toned in that... porn star kind of way. And it's either because of the time of day I go or because of the gym I've chosen, they all seem to look like that. In opposition to me... who is 5'7", 130-135 lbs, and just generally smallish features.

Well, I always shower when I'm there, because the first thing I like to do afterward is go for a drink some place, not smelling like I just got done at the gym. Even though I'm gay, this isn't a big deal for me- it isn't like I go there cruising for or expecting any kind of sexual activity.

So, sometime right after Christmas, I get done working out and head for the locker area to store my stuff so I can shower. Maybe 2 lockers down there's a group of 3 guys in various states of dress, facing me, listening to one guy tell a story about how he got his girlfriend this amazing necklace and then when she gave him head that morning (sex on Christmas morning... just writing it ruined my childhood) she said he had the biggest dick she had ever seen and blah blah blah blah.

Getting to that point in the story was just enough time for me to get totally undressed. I remember the guys voice had that "I'm a total d-bag" sound to it. And so did the way his friends laughed. It was that laugh that says "A literal donkey is probably as conversationally apt as I am." So, rather than wrapping the towel around my waist, I walk straight through the group of them, completely naked.

They didn't say anything, but the laughter stopped, an it was kind of a pause in their conversation as I walked through. Were they ogling me? I don't know. I obviously didn't pause to find out, I Just went to the showers. But in my head, I tell myself I did a public service by just getting them to shut up, for however briefly they did.

JSZ​

 

[ActionBuddy]

As a "Grower", more than a "Shower"... ... I once got ribbed, as a challenge, at the urinals of a tavern, by an Austrian friend who was quite openly proud of his fat dick.

I should mention, we both had been drinking beers, but I said to him "Yeah?... Show it hard, and I will, too."...

It never came up in conversation again...

A/B

 

[B_ILIW]

Ha!!

Ha, what?

 

[B_HorseHungBrian]

As a "Grower", more than a "Shower"... ... I once got ribbed, as a challenge, at the urinals of a tavern, by an Austrian friend who was quite openly proud of his fat dick.

I should mention, we both had been drinking beers, but I said to him "Yeah?... Show it hard, and I will, too."...

It never came up in conversation again...

A/B

I'm quite large even soft although I grow a good amount too but yeah at the urinal my soft one dominates for sure. I've seen some pretty big growers though and I know to NOT judge a guys cock by his soft size. I know I compared with one dude a number of years ago that was fairly small soft but hard he was pretty damn big. I still had him beat hard but he was for sure a large man and you wouldn't have guessed by his soft size.

 

[baldyboy8000]

Don't you love it when you know a guy is bragging and you know the truth?

I know a number of people who are well hung, and none have bested me. Recently a good friend of mine bragged about how he was bigger than everyone else (including me). He had seen my dick once 5 years ago, but little did he know that it grew alot after that. I couldnt resist proving him wrong, and showed him a few pics and the real thing to back it up. His jaw dropped n he went silent after that. He didnt just brag for attention thou, coz he really is well hung. He just didnt expect me to surpass him in growth.

 

[needtonut]

I'm not what you'd consider a gym buff. I don't go there every week. Realistically? I probably go there once every two months. It has less to do with exercise and more to do with me needing to work something out through physical exertion. Running, lifting, swimming help me clear mental log jams every now and then, ya know?

My gym is full of people that have to be the opposite. They're toned in that... porn star kind of way. And it's either because of the time of day I go or because of the gym I've chosen, they all seem to look like that. In opposition to me... who is 5'7", 130-135 lbs, and just generally smallish features.

Well, I always shower when I'm there, because the first thing I like to do afterward is go for a drink some place, not smelling like I just got done at the gym. Even though I'm gay, this isn't a big deal for me- it isn't like I go there cruising for or expecting any kind of sexual activity.

So, sometime right after Christmas, I get done working out and head for the locker area to store my stuff so I can shower. Maybe 2 lockers down there's a group of 3 guys in various states of dress, facing me, listening to one guy tell a story about how he got his girlfriend this amazing necklace and then when she gave him head that morning (sex on Christmas morning... just writing it ruined my childhood) she said he had the biggest dick she had ever seen and blah blah blah blah.

Getting to that point in the story was just enough time for me to get totally undressed. I remember the guys voice had that "I'm a total d-bag" sound to it. And so did the way his friends laughed. It was that laugh that says "A literal donkey is probably as conversationally apt as I am." So, rather than wrapping the towel around my waist, I walk straight through the group of them, completely naked.

They didn't say anything, but the laughter stopped, an it was kind of a pause in their conversation as I walked through. Were they ogling me? I don't know. I obviously didn't pause to find out, I Just went to the showers. But in my head, I tell myself I did a public service by just getting them to shut up, for however briefly they did.

JSZ​

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL funny, funny

 

[someperson]

would you post some pics for non-golds?

look at my other threads you should find some.

Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.

It does more good then bad. by taking that guy down there is no possible way for him to take many more people down. ending his bull shit cycle

 

[B_HorseHungBrian]

look at my other threads you should find some.





It does more good then bad. by taking that guy down there is no possible way for him to take many more people down. ending his bull shit cycle

Not always I admit I'm a bragger myself and no guy has ever been as big as me yet. However even if I finally meet my match I still think I'd be one because I know I'm bigger than almost everybody still. That being said I'm not usually a total ass about it and I know when to do it and not. Some guys though just won't shut up and bring shit like that up at the worst times and yes it can be fun to put those men in their place.

 

[10inchdude]

So i used to work with a guy that was know to be extra hung. Always sporting a huge buldge or floppy hang and he never denined he was huge. He was a good looking bloke well off and would brag all the time about how huge he was. The funny thing is you could tell he was hung and he knew it. One day at work late night drinking after shift the cock talks comes up and whos doing who and this guys like i gotta go got a chick coming to suck my monster dick. The guys mucking around are like whats monster size and knowing i have a big cock too i was curious, hes like "10 plus". we all kind laughed it off but i was still curious and interested as mines about that size hard.
The guys where like thats bull shit etc prove it to us. hes like no. a couple off hours passed and as we where all leaving to go to car park we stopped at the toilets for a piss, like 12 urinals in a row, there was 8 of us and Aaron takes the 2 nd from the end, so naturally i was next to him all talking the usual stuff i was near the end. Dont the other guys yell out see its bullshit your that big you have to hide in the corner. As that was said doesnt he turn around to give the guys the finger to to my amazment and others hes cock was out of his works pants hanging like 10, 11 soft. I was like what the? the others guys where like you fucking not kidding. He was talking soft he was over 10 not hard.................... the whole toilets went dead quiet. Trust this guy to take the longest piss when asked how big he gets he was like nealry 12.
lets just say it shut up alot of the blokes and nobody ever pissed near him again, but my self. memorable like you wouldnt believe. now i know why the girls always flocked to this guy. True story miss my old job

 

[YoungDick95]

I'll admit, I'm definitely a bragger because I'm always searching out to compare dicks with other dudes, both online and in real life. They call me out on it but they don't have the equipment to back them up.

One time, I was in the locker room and this bully came in and started picking on the scrawny kids with small dicks. When he came up to me, he made me pull my pants down. I did, then he made me compare. Until then, no one in the class could compete with his size, but when he saw my 8 3/4 against his 7 1/2, he got pretty red. Needless to say, he stopped bothering people.

 

[Spoiler]

There was this guy in our area many years ago who loved to tell all the women how big he was. One night is girlfriend knocked on my door and wanted me to fuck her. I did and she told her BF and it shut him up

 

[EquusAZ]

One I showed up a guy.

So guy 1 === the btm wants a threesome - and he's ADAMANT about wanting big guys.
Guy 2 shows up (he's a shower) and proves his size.
I got caught up as I was near by and mentioned I was game for some fun. Guy 1 shoves his hand down my pants - and I'm a grower. I mention this to him and ask for a kiss.

Well...nothing gets me harder / faster than a kiss --- so I was invited.

Once we get to guy 1's house - the dare goes up as to who was bigger. I won - by a LOT - but guy 2 was VERY thick (almost as much as me). We ended up dp'ing guy 1 - but I stayed the full night for another morning round. We became friends. Guy 2 - well --- he went off - and sort of became a mess. He was exploited because of his size and I felt sorry for him as he was definitely relationship (if not with me - with SOMEONE) material.

Guy 1 owned his love of size and moved on. We remained friends for quite some time until we lost track of each other. Wish I knew where he was to this day as he was truly a good friend (never mind lay!)