Football (Soccer) Players' Cocks

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  1. RicP

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    What size do you think these football (soccer) players' cocks are?

    Rank them as large, medium or small.

    Frank Lampard
    Michael Owen
    John Terry
    Alan Shearer
    Gary Neville
    Christiano Ronaldo
    Jamie Redknapp
    Michael Ballack
    Jamie Carragher
    Alan Smith
    Steven Gerrard
    Ryan Giggs
    David Beckham
     

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    The last image on the above post is Alan Smith.

    Here's some more.
     

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    These are my thoughts...

    Frank Lampard - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
    Michael Owen - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
    John Terry - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
    Alan Shearer - Small (less than 5") and Cut
    Gary Neville - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
    Christian Ronaldo - Large (more than 7") and Cut
    Jamie Redknapp - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
    Michael Ballack - Extra Large (more than 9") and Cut
    Jamie Carragher - Extra Small (less than 4") and Uncut
    Alan Smith - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
    Steven Gerrard - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
    Ryan Giggs - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
    David Beckham - Large (more than 7") and Cut

    Biggest Michael Ballack and smallest Jamie Carragher.
     
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    I've seen pic of Beckham..he is definitely over 7 and uncut
     
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    My well informed intelligence tells me all the above named with the exception of Alan Shearer are average or less. On personal observation Ben Alnwick and Liam Lawrence are big.
     
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    So your intelligence tells you that Alan Shearer is the biggest then?
    Who's the smallest?

    Can't believe Ballack is average or less!!!
     
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    What personal observation?
    Tell us more!
     
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    there were sex tapes around of Lampard/Ferdinand/Dyer that show Lampard to be fairly average and another of Lawrence/Alnwick looking a little bigger
     
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    I'd say that Terry and Gerrard are hung, you can see their bulges everytime they play. Shearer is a total hunk, wouldn't surprise if he was hung. Ronaldo is under 5, I am pretty sure.
     
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    I don't get why people think David Beckham is hung. I've seen many pretty revealing pictures of him and have yet to find anything to suggest he's any bigger than average.
     
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    On 'Soccer AM' they have a short interview feature in which players are jokingly asked which of their colleagues is "longest in the shower". Every time I've seen one of these interviews with anyone who's played with him at either Everton or Manyoo they have unhesitatingly named Louis Saha.
     
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    Nice.

    They ever commented on anyone else, either in a positive or negative way?
     
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    i would hope alan smith is pretty big, kevin doyle must be too given the bulges in his shorts when he was freeballing in his reading days. alexandre pato is pretty average having seen his webcam tape, peter lovenkrands is apparently big too
     
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    I reckon Alan Smith is on the smaller side. Some pics of his bulge in shorts ain't that impressive. But yeah, Kevin Doyle looks like he's packed.
     
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    yeh some of smith's not so impressive. still in my head he is...
     
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    John Terry must be hung - his wife has taken him back. Lol.
    Wonder how Ashley Cole stacks up?
     
  17. D_Layme Ducque

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    I dont see any actual cock pics here tho! Are there any around at all?
     
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    There may be dick-pics, but this site seems to appeal mainly to the wishful thinking brigade. LOL!
     
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    Frederik michalak!!!
     
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    I think that Gerrard is over 8... There are certain number of pics of his bulge