Gals Who Measure !

[693987]

Not if it's internet inches we are talking about...

 

[pcghabsy]

Did you miss the part where she said legitimate?

Yes, I think so. I do apologise.

 

[JMore45]

My ex had me help measure him. He would methodically measure it daily. Everyday, the measurement would show up the same. It makes me cringe to watch him dig the straight edge so deep into himself to get the last half of a millimeter.

 

[BikiniSecrets]

I use a laser measurement device and my notes snyc to the icloud, very meticulous record keeping, the average was 4.6783 as I recall.

 

[hzs3fg]

My wife and I measured about six months ago. She thought I was bigger than I really am, and the size she thought it would be was absurdly large. Then again, she's not exactly an expert at estimating the size of things.

That's okay. There are a lot of guys here who have a hard time getting it right even though they have a ruler and measuring tape in hand. Some of the claims here border on the ridiculous...

 

[hzs3fg]

Xaviera Hollander noted in her first book, "the Happy Hooker" that she could figure out, how hung a man was by having him, bend is middle finger, down to where it would rest on the palm of his hand. She would make a mark with a pencil or pen to denote the spot. From the tip of the man's middle finger to the mark on his palm, she could guess or measure, from that area how long the man's cock was. And then she would ask the guy to take his index finger and his middle finger, put them together, and then lay them ontop of his other two index and middle fingers, and she could guess or measure, the circumfernce, to determine the circumference of his cock. She said she was within .001% of being spot on, correct. Xaviera Hollander - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Umm, .001%?

Seriously?

That's 0.008" on an 8" cock.

Ain't gonna happen.

 

[drambone2001]

That's why she was happy ... thinking about the size of guys' cocks all day ... then getting fucked by lots of them

 

[deleted969111]

It's a huge turn on for me to have my cock measured.

And the ladies that have measured seem to enjoy the results

Size queen validation??

 

[ladygaga1977]

it is fun measuring yes...but never done it seriously

 

[dirkjesje]

Umm, .001%?

Seriously?

That's 0.008" on an 8" cock.

Ain't gonna happen.

It's even less...hundred times less. (0.001%=1 on 100,000)
0.001% of 8" is 0.00008".

 

[jaap_stam]

In porn 7" is a wow - only a handful pornstars with an honest 7", so don't rule out a wow for 7"

Wow really? I know there's a lot of fantasy, but that's still surprising. Are you an industry insider?

 

[TinyPrincess]

Wow really? I know there's a lot of fantasy, but that's still surprising. Are you an industry insider?

Nope, but I dare you to name more than a handful who are more than 7" - 7 real inches that is - not porn inches...

 

[newcastle]

I hooked up with my lifelong FWB about a year ago. We both smoked up, got naked and went to town.

After a little while, she started talking about my "big dick." I asked her how big she thought I was, "and she said 11 inches."

In an excited buzz-rush, I asked her if she wanted to measure me - she did, and so I handed her a tape measure. She grabbed my cock, put the tape next to it and then said, "you're only six and a half inches." She was amazed at how wrong she was. She just knew that I had a monster cock, but I knew better. I guess six and a half is a bit bigger than average, but it's not the behemoth that most on this site claim. She said I was still one of the largest guys she'd been with. (She said the largest was a basketball player back in college. She said he was as thick as her wrist, and she couldn't walk for a day or two after they'd fucked.)

Talk about exciting, though. What a rush to be completely objectified like that - I was just a dildo for her in that moment, and it was wonderful!

Anyway, she's a lot of fun.

 

[jaap_stam]

Nope, but I dare you to name more than a handful who are more than 7" - 7 real inches that is - not porn inches...

To be honest, I wouldn't know how to begin to assess that. I'll take your word and feel better about my future career prospects

 

[Gallowglass]

I would totally do it if I thought it was ok,proper,appropriate,not awkward,offensive, I'm not sure what the right words are. I could care less what the actual numbers say, it really doesnt matter and I think i already have a good idea anyway. I'm just curious, how would guys on here react if your gf/wife asked to do it or just pulled out a ruler or tape measure?

I think I would get off on this idea as long as there was some intimacy involved (obviously); maybe a better word is trust haha. I mean, this site is the first time Ive taken pics of my cock and that has gotten me pretty horny... Having a girlfriend measure it (im guessing) would be pretty hot!
gallowglass

 

[elvid]

My funniest measuring story is this... I can't remember the exact reason why it happened, but a girl I was dating was measuring my cock while she was on the phone to a girlfriend, and she was telling her the measurements. The girl on the other end of the phone said, "Oh my God, this is hot! I'm going to measure my boyfriend tonight."

Seems weird when I write it, but it didn't seem weird at the time. Just seemed normal.

 

[Guy-jin]

I hooked up with my lifelong FWB about a year ago. We both smoked up, got naked and went to town.

After a little while, she started talking about my "big dick." I asked her how big she thought I was, "and she said 11 inches."

In an excited buzz-rush, I asked her if she wanted to measure me - she did, and so I handed her a tape measure. She grabbed my cock, put the tape next to it and then said, "you're only six and a half inches." She was amazed at how wrong she was. She just knew that I had a monster cock, but I knew better. I guess six and a half is a bit bigger than average, but it's not the behemoth that most on this site claim. She said I was still one of the largest guys she'd been with. (She said the largest was a basketball player back in college. She said he was as thick as her wrist, and she couldn't walk for a day or two after they'd fucked.)

Yeah, I'm 22cm (8.5") and my wife thought I was 30cm (12") before she measured. She's not good at estimating measurements but still.

 

[biggieschlong]

Yeah, I'm 22cm (8.5") and my wife thought I was 30cm (12") before she measured. She's not good at estimating measurements but still.

It's one of my favorite activities in chat to ask the person (guy, girl whoever) how long they think I am (I'm a little over 8") and I'm always amazed that people always over estimate, 9+, 10, and 11 are easily the numbers I hear the most. I'd say only about 1 out of 10 peg my length correctly. The explanations I have for it are 1) internet inches skewing people's idea of what a particular cock size is, 2) The difference visually from an average cock (5" let's say) to a well above average 7"+ makes it hard for many to grasp what size that is and 3) people are terrible guessers

 

[Guy-jin]

It's one of my favorite activities in chat to ask the person (guy, girl whoever) how long they think I am (I'm a little over 8") and I'm always amazed that people always over estimate, 9+, 10, and 11 are easily the numbers I hear the most. I'd say only about 1 out of 10 peg my length correctly. The explanations I have for it are 1) internet inches skewing people's idea of what a particular cock size is, 2) The difference visually from an average cock (5" let's say) to a well above average 7"+ makes it hard for many to grasp what size that is and 3) people are terrible guessers

In my wife's case, she had an exbf with a big one who told her it was a foot long, so there's that too.

 

[biggieschlong]

In my wife's case, she had an exbf with a big one who told her it was a foot long, so there's that too.

Point #4 then, we'll add it to the list.