Gals Who Measure !
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As people here will often point out, you need to consider where you are. This specific site won't give any better indication of what the majority of women deem important than it will of what the average man's penis size is. From things I've read and heard in a variety of other places, I'd guess your measurement statement wasn't far off. Ironically, I'd also guess that "the guy with the giant dick" was probably the desirable ideal partner for around the same percentage of women that a girl who hangs out on dick websites and insists on knowing the measurements of all their partners is to most men. Yes, as you can see in this forum, there are *some* people seeking both of those types. In a perfect world, the two would *only* find each other and live happily ever after, but the rarity of those two types means they often won't, and one or the other ends up getting hurt somehow. That's also not to say that the guy with the giant dick always wants to be with the measurement girl (though he may need to be), whereas, I'm guessing the point of keeping everyone's measurements is sort of a bragging rights competition where a connection to someone "larger" than what the others have means a win.
Another thing I've noticed here is that any topics or questions brought up which might be seen, or even misinterpreted as a "test" of penis size or masculinity will usually be answered a certain way by the males here. Anything which remotely sounds like "Is your penis ever SO BIG that it...?" will end in a pissing contest with people trying to one-up each other with "Yes" answers. A size queen or measuring girl may land in that category as well, so raising your hand in front of your fellow males to say "...no, I don't particularly want someone who's obsessed with guy's dicks" probably isn't the most macho thing to do.
Take Care
PS- And no offense to Tiny Princess. I've read many of your posts and (as far as "size queens" go) you seem unique, and your motivation seems a bit different. I respect that.
Hey, I'm trying to be slick. I figured I'd let things cool a little before I bust out the ruler or something.... I'm working on it though. Stroking his ego, among other things.
lol, this gave me visions of a role play scenario:
-The sexy carpenter shows up with her trusty tool belt on, tape measure at her side-
The rest is history.
This is good..... He builds houses for a living.... This is REAL good.
Something tells me this is one scenario where measure twice, suck-fuck once does not apply. :tongue:
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There are typically two scenarios in which my wife will bust out the measuring tape on me: role-playing and after she sees some "average size" stats in a magazine or other source.
The former case has included any number of things, she's put on her nurse outfit and "examined" me, the cop outfit and "investigated my weapon." The pics in my gallery here are from a time she "entered me into a contest." There's even been a "massage parlor" with minimum requirements.
Regarding the latter, I remember one time we were just hanging out on opposite ends of the house doing whatever, and she walked in out of the blue and asked, "How wide is your cock?" Turned out she'd seen some blurb in Cosmo saying the average width is "x" and wanted to know exactly how mine compared. I of course told her to get me hard, grab a ruler, and find out for herself. After she did, she goes, "No wonder it hurt the first couple of times!" :biggrin1:
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My GF was interested to see what size my cock was. She wasn't that interested in the girth (she thinks I'm "girthy"). My cock stands to attention almost vertical with a slight curve. She measured the top, the underside with a cock ring on (balls not pulled through) and used a cloth tape. Just recently we were about to have sex on the couch and I was sitting up with my cock rock hard. Her view of the underside of my dick must have excited her and she went to get a steel tape measure to check it. I don't understand if she thought it had grown, or just wasn't happy with the last measurement. I find that sometimes people can be inconsistent or illogical and it confuses me. Top measurement was 8", btw, underside 9.5" and while we're at it, girth is 6". I'll put more picks up soon when I get hold of a camera. She says she's really not into cocks that much, btw. She thinks that mine could be about an inch shorter for comfort and she's a tall girl at 5'11", although when she's really horny I can go balls deep and not cause discomfort.
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My girlfriend finally measured me this morning. She had told me she wanted to do it sometime, even put a small tape measure in her nightstand to have it available. She broke it out this morning when I had a really hard morning wood going on.
She first measured along the bottom... then switched to the top side (which is the correct method!) She didn't do any bone pressing. She took a reading of 6.5 inches. She didn't measure girth. It was a small steel tape measure... not the best to do that. I showed her it is 1.5 inches wide (nothing to write home about!).
I have to ask her what she is going to do with the knowledge!
We broke out the tape measure because I wanted to measure the size of her fist. She fisted me anally on the 4th of July! It wasn't planned...she started playing with me anally and after four fingers she asked if she could try her whole hand. I said sure...it went in fairly easily. She sucked me and fist fucked me to an amazing orgasm. We were talking about the experience in detail this morning.
She said her hand was in halfway up her forearm! I couldn't believe that! I had to measure what that would be. It measured out to be about 10 inches long and 8.5 inches in girth. That is hard boney knuckle girth! No give there! And it felt amazing! I never knew I could take so much!
She first measured along the bottom... then switched to the top side (which is the correct method!) She didn't do any bone pressing. She took a reading of 6.5 inches. She didn't measure girth. It was a small steel tape measure... not the best to do that. I showed her it is 1.5 inches wide (nothing to write home about!).
I have to ask her what she is going to do with the knowledge!
We broke out the tape measure because I wanted to measure the size of her fist. She fisted me anally on the 4th of July! It wasn't planned...she started playing with me anally and after four fingers she asked if she could try her whole hand. I said sure...it went in fairly easily. She sucked me and fist fucked me to an amazing orgasm. We were talking about the experience in detail this morning.
She said her hand was in halfway up her forearm! I couldn't believe that! I had to measure what that would be. It measured out to be about 10 inches long and 8.5 inches in girth. That is hard boney knuckle girth! No give there! And it felt amazing! I never knew I could take so much!
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OK, let me set the stage for you: we're in bed in my Mum's guest room. I just put down his Ipad and turned out the light. Out of the blue I ask him "Why don't you like to get measured."
I had to tell him don't laugh, I'm serious. He said it's no big deal to him. He thought I was happy with his size. I tell him I am, but sometimes I just want to have a number. He said 42. I said inches not metric. He asked why I really wanted to know.
This conversation at my Mum's is going on for like 15 minutes, and I can tell he's kind of freaking out because of the venue. I asked him if he wanted to go to my old bedroom to really get freaked out. He declined.
So in the end, I never got a good answer from him, but I threatened that I would do it again once we're home. He told me I was crazy and to go to sleep.
After a few moments of silence he asked me why I really wanted to know. I thought about it for a bit, and I really did not have a good answer. But I do want to know.
I remember his measurement from our last episode like this, and that was two years ago. Now that I have a baseline I need to chart any progress!
I had to tell him don't laugh, I'm serious. He said it's no big deal to him. He thought I was happy with his size. I tell him I am, but sometimes I just want to have a number. He said 42. I said inches not metric. He asked why I really wanted to know.
This conversation at my Mum's is going on for like 15 minutes, and I can tell he's kind of freaking out because of the venue. I asked him if he wanted to go to my old bedroom to really get freaked out. He declined.
So in the end, I never got a good answer from him, but I threatened that I would do it again once we're home. He told me I was crazy and to go to sleep.
After a few moments of silence he asked me why I really wanted to know. I thought about it for a bit, and I really did not have a good answer. But I do want to know.
I remember his measurement from our last episode like this, and that was two years ago. Now that I have a baseline I need to chart any progress!
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Tell him that while, yes, you already know you love his size, there's something about personally validating just how rare a specimen of cock you've landed that turns you on.
Explain to him that just the idea of putting the numbers to it heightens your appreciation of and desire for it, that actually quantifying the degree to which the caliber of dick you have at your beck and call is something many women never experience--even once--would just make you want to please it and feel it inside you even more than you already do.
Now, I obviously have no idea how much of all that is actually true for you, but I'd bet it would work if you told him. :biggrin1:
Failing that, I can think of a few cruel and efficient means to extract said data. We have ways of making you cock. :evilgrin02:
*hands over thin strip of paper to Ellie*
"You have my number, call if there is trouble." :006:
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I told him it was none of his business why I wanted to know. It is mine after all. Who says women don't have a penis? I have one, and I should know exactly how big it is. Right?
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I'm dying to know the conclusion to the story from Ms. Notthe7.... I'm sure she eventually did it, I hope she did at least 
I would love to hear the story! Especially from one of LPSG's finest young,beautiful, size queens, who also knows how to write.
I have been officially measured once. It was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I think, that a couple should discuss it, and then let the guy decide when the time is right. A good measuring experience is worth the wait, because if it goes well, the lady is in for some of the best sex she's ever had (as the guy will perform like a pornstar if he is satisfied with the number) and if the measuring experience is a let down for him, it will definitely shake his confidence.
My ex and I had talked about how big I was, and I had alluded to a range, and then one day, I had one of those boners, that was just epic, and I had had a few glasses of wine and I was feeling extra loose that night, and I was extra cocky, and my erection was just massive. It was the kind of boner that was resilient and just huge. So I asked her to grab the ruler, and I helped her hold the ruler and the dick correctly, and she measured my cock... and it was super hot... That night I fell at eight and a half inches on the ruler, and she loved it, she purred out loud to me my size when she read it aloud to me, and she repeated it over and over as we were fucking that night.
My current girlfriend wants to measure me now. The girl I'm with now is the biggest size queen I've ever been with. She's the type of girl who left a guy in the bedroom when his dick was too small (something I feel like Notthe7 would do also). She's the type of girl who always wanted a big dick, and always felt unsatisfied and then she found me, and I openly told her in the beginning that I was hung, because I have had experiences before where it was an issue.
I am going to let my current girlfriend measure my cock. I'm just waiting for the right moment. there is no rush to do it now, its one of those things on our to do list that will happen when the right moment arises.
Not all guys will admit to this, but there is a big range of erections. Sometimes you're a little cold. Sometimes your balls are tense and drawn up and it feels different. Sometimes you're hard, but you're only like 90% hard, and 90 is all you're gonna get to that night. Sometimes you might be stressed or distracted and you can't get past 70% hard. Today is one of those days for me, right now, where I feel like the skin on my dick is tighter than usual, so my erections today feel smaller than other days.
Sometimes I get 90% hard, and then I need to really relax, and feel nice and warm, and leg go, and then have a nice slow blowjob from my girl and I'll slowly build up to 95% then 100% maybe even hit 105%...
Maybe I'm the only one whose dick is not at 100% every time I have an erection.
PS. Because this is LPSG (and guaranteed someone will say pics or it didn't happen) here is a pic.
I would love to hear the story! Especially from one of LPSG's finest young,beautiful, size queens, who also knows how to write.
I have been officially measured once. It was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I think, that a couple should discuss it, and then let the guy decide when the time is right. A good measuring experience is worth the wait, because if it goes well, the lady is in for some of the best sex she's ever had (as the guy will perform like a pornstar if he is satisfied with the number) and if the measuring experience is a let down for him, it will definitely shake his confidence.
My ex and I had talked about how big I was, and I had alluded to a range, and then one day, I had one of those boners, that was just epic, and I had had a few glasses of wine and I was feeling extra loose that night, and I was extra cocky, and my erection was just massive. It was the kind of boner that was resilient and just huge. So I asked her to grab the ruler, and I helped her hold the ruler and the dick correctly, and she measured my cock... and it was super hot... That night I fell at eight and a half inches on the ruler, and she loved it, she purred out loud to me my size when she read it aloud to me, and she repeated it over and over as we were fucking that night.
My current girlfriend wants to measure me now. The girl I'm with now is the biggest size queen I've ever been with. She's the type of girl who left a guy in the bedroom when his dick was too small (something I feel like Notthe7 would do also). She's the type of girl who always wanted a big dick, and always felt unsatisfied and then she found me, and I openly told her in the beginning that I was hung, because I have had experiences before where it was an issue.
I am going to let my current girlfriend measure my cock. I'm just waiting for the right moment. there is no rush to do it now, its one of those things on our to do list that will happen when the right moment arises.
Not all guys will admit to this, but there is a big range of erections. Sometimes you're a little cold. Sometimes your balls are tense and drawn up and it feels different. Sometimes you're hard, but you're only like 90% hard, and 90 is all you're gonna get to that night. Sometimes you might be stressed or distracted and you can't get past 70% hard. Today is one of those days for me, right now, where I feel like the skin on my dick is tighter than usual, so my erections today feel smaller than other days.
Sometimes I get 90% hard, and then I need to really relax, and feel nice and warm, and leg go, and then have a nice slow blowjob from my girl and I'll slowly build up to 95% then 100% maybe even hit 105%...
Maybe I'm the only one whose dick is not at 100% every time I have an erection.
PS. Because this is LPSG (and guaranteed someone will say pics or it didn't happen) here is a pic.
That cool to see that some girls measure by their own, never experienced one in real but id like
But on the net lot of girls ask for the measurements, so that proove girls are also interested in size
Otherwise, I have a tip for you LargeinLife...ruler is on the top
But on the net lot of girls ask for the measurements, so that proove girls are also interested in size
Otherwise, I have a tip for you LargeinLife...ruler is on the top
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