GIRLS: Nicknames for your bf/husbands penis

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  1. fizzyjizz

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    Hi girl. I was wondering if any of you have given a nickname to your boyfriend or husbands penis.

    I've been seeing a new girl recently (she's amazing) and she is used to circumcised guys, so she has taken to referring to my uncircumcised member as 'The Caped Crusader' (we were watching Batman the night she coined it).

    Mabye you girls could share the nicknames you've given partners, and why.
     
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    A comedian was doing a bit on nicknames given to penises. He was polling the audience about it and stopped at one woman to ask her what she called it. She replied, "I don't have to call it, it just cums".
     
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    Outstanding.

    My husband calls his The Thing. I call it, "Your Penis". I'm not into body part nicknames.
     
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    I refer to my boyfriends as Pegleg. It's hard like wood, and his "third leg".
     
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    Me: Have you ever had a nickname for your penis?

    Hubby: No.

    Me: Do you want me to-

    Hubby: No.

    Me: Are you sure you don't want-

    Hubby: No.

    Me: I could-

    Hubby: No.
     
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    i would sooooo let kate hudson call my penis princess sophia.

    hell, id let her call my penis "ms tiny-limp-mcpremature-ejaculator" if it meant we were having sex... actually, she could just pass me on the street and say it, and id probably be cool with it. lol
     
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    She is beyond lovely and a very funny actress, so I could see how you would let her do that! I'm sure she would be delighted to turn you into her "ms tiny limp..." :tongue:
     
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    My ex use to call mine ( Beast )
     
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    :eek: lol im sure ill get a pm from her any day now
     
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    LOL...sounds exactly like a conversation my wife and I had.
     
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    I dated my husband for almost two months before finding out where his nickname "Cap" came from. It's short for Captain Elephant, a nick his cousin gave him when he was a young teen. Very appropriate. So his nickname is Cap and Little Cap is appropriately named "The Captain." After all, he does salute quite well.
     
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    So don't be shy, ladies! Tell me what you think of
    my wife calls mine "the lil lil". and as long as it's getting some attention, it really doesn't care :)
     
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    Princess Sparkle...

    sometimes Baʿal.

    mostly Princess Sparkle.
    :rofl:

    he so hates it. but in an "i love ya warped lil ass, so i kinda like calling my cock Princess Sparkle" kinda way.

    actual smexy smexy talking i call is penis cock.. with various adjectives attached.




    eta: i have no idea what my fingers are doing today.
     
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    They are called BOB, John and Jr. and they live in the bedside draw.

    Biological ones are call "it".
     
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    i've called my gear Hemmy before :redface:

    and i've always referred to strap on toys, or realistic toy as "my cock"
     
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    I haven't really thought to name my gear, only the toys I use on myself on a (very) regular basis.

    I did have one playmate who named his dick and there was no way I was screaming that out at the point of orgasm.
    My libido went from hero to zero just thinking about it.
     
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    i suspect is more for dirty talkin'

    i mean "i want to penetrate various orifices with a silicone phallus modeled on the erect penis of a well known gay porn star."

    well.. not exactly hot....

    something like grinding a large "cock" along the cleft of a well eaten pussy.. and husking out a plan to fuck her .. and fuck her well

    just works better for me.
     
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    FUUUCCKKK....

    From my libido to you......
    "Well HELLO there sailor!"