And... horrors!... "full coverage" underwear that goes all the way up to my waist!!!!
Hahah, I've always called those "granny-panties." They do look funny.
Virtually every pair of low-rise,
yes...
YES
pre-yellowed jeans I've ever seen.
Especially those! The "pre-faded, distressed" jeans are especially popular with a particular ethnic group in my area (I won't say which one) but the girls like to wear them 3 sizes too small, and the little fadey-patches don't coincide with their curves (as in a natural fade), it just looks silly. And the yellowed fades, to me, just look like the jeans have been worn every day for a couple of months without being washed. They look FILTHY.
And yes, the mid-calf pants look bad enough on the ladies, but absolutely ridiculous on the guys.
Adidas "shower shoes."
Size medium guys wearing size XXXXXXL shirts (clue: even with a sport team emblazoned all over it, it looks like grandma's nightgown).
Backward ball caps (bad).
Sideways ball caps (worse).
The frankenstein boots popular with the goth girls.
Any shoe with the entire sole 3+ inches thick.