God you girls if you dont like bick cocks fuck of

[Tee&A]

and then the president called and there were ninjas attacking and i said don't you worry mr president, i'm a martial experts. so i killed all the ninjas but the president wasnt really the president but a robot president and then the ninjas came back as zombies so me and chuck norris fought them and won the fight and then some slut says i'm too big fuck off who does she think i am

anyway laters, gonna go chill on my moon mansion

LMAO! DUDE, I needed that! :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[D_Ezdras Dingledonger]

Gee i really hate when some girl that wants to fuck me then cant take my big cock i really hate only putting it in 1/2 way. So i fucked her as hard as i could now she does not want to see me no more fuck of bitch i hope more guys with big cocks fuck you harder

Yeah, life's a bitch. The worst is when your dick sticks out of your pant leg and trips you up constantly. Or when the fire brigade randomly shows up demanding their hose back. Or when street kids chase you down the road and try to play jump rope with your cock. To hell with them all I say.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yeah, life's a bitch. The worst is when your dick sticks out of your pant leg and trips you up constantly. Or when the fire brigade randomly shows up demanding their hose back. Or when street kids chase you down the road and try to play jump rope with your cock. To hell with them all I say.

:rofl::laugh::chairfall:
Heh. :biggrin: Good one there, slant.

 

[TheScotsman]

I took the liberty of editing this thread's tags.

 

[curious_angel]

I took the liberty of editing this thread's tags.

Good call.

On seconds thoughts, I love bick cocks. Hmm..

 

[TheScotsman]

Good call.

On seconds thoughts, I love bick cocks. Hmm..

I have a bic lighter, if that counts.

 

[driftingvoid]

and then the president called and there were ninjas attacking and i said don't you worry mr president, i'm a martial experts. so i killed all the ninjas but the president wasnt really the president but a robot president and then the ninjas came back as zombies so me and chuck norris fought them and won the fight and then some slut says i'm too big fuck off who does she think i am

anyway laters, gonna go chill on my moon mansion

Yeah, life's a bitch. The worst is when your dick sticks out of your pant leg and trips you up constantly. Or when the fire brigade randomly shows up demanding their hose back. Or when street kids chase you down the road and try to play jump rope with your cock. To hell with them all I say.

I have a bic lighter, if that counts.

haha. nice.