Yeah, that shit makes me look too...
I was at WalMart outside Birmingham and some big ol' redneck college jock was in the sporting aisle with me. He was wearing gym shorts and reaches down and gives his unit a tug. He picks something off the shelf and turns in my direction to leave the aisle. As he's looking at this box and walking, he reaches down and diggs into his shorts. Obviously the plumbing is stuck up on something and only a real aggressive dig is gonna fix it.
He had underware on, but it was pretty obvous he hung right (cock and balls) and was packing nice. Oh yeah, when he was done, he gave is fingertips a quick sniff while he "scratched his nose". This kid was oblivious.