Has your mother ever seen you naked?

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  1. B_Hey22

    B_Hey22 New Member

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    There are many threads about seeing your dad erect, but has anyones mothers seen them naked and commented on their size or something. This must be awkward
     
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    My mother hasn't seen me naked and commented on my size. Yours has, and had a lot to say about it while I was giving her the fuck of her life. Wanna sniff my cock?
     
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    How about mother in law? My mom saw my husband (who is NOT hung) while we were all on vacation together. I think I was as embarrassed as he was. I don't think she said anything, but I wonder what she had to herself or others after the fact.
     
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    *blink* if you're gonna perv be more specific.

    i can't speak for everyone.. but i was born naked.

    she even gave me baths :eek:

    she said i was tall for my age. and very difficult to buy pants for.

    i still can't find pants that fit my legs :frown:
     
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    yea.. when i was a child haha
     
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    Yeah, there was that incident when she saw me naked. I think it was the moment I was born.
     
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    Hahahaha. Obviously I am not talking about that. I mean when you were jacking off or naked. Mabye having sex or getting out of the shower when you are older of course
     
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    My mom hasn't but my 90 year old grandmother walked into the bathroom at our beachhouse early one morning (damn lock doesn't work) and I was standing there at full mast boxers pulled down trying to get my morning wood to go down so I could take a piss. I seriously thought granny was gonna have a heart attack. She said WOW! UMM, UMM,UMM, OH, UMMMM, OH SO SORRY! Didn't know you were in here.
     
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    My sister saw me and my friend playing with each other's cocks when little.
     
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    Yup she has...

    She slowly slid off my bottoms, took a look and did what she had to do.














    Then she put on a fresh diaper.
     
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    nope. that would be weird.
     
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    Not since I was a child.

    And she wouldn't look, anyway. Really.
     
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    When I came home from college for the weekend I hooked up with this chick and brought her back to my parents. A dicision only a drunk and horny college kid would make. I thought I locked the door before we fucked and passed out. Woke in the morning and my mom had just left the door open to let me know she had dicovered us. I was just passed out legs spred with my floppy cock just hanging to the side. Mom was pissed and I feel bad for the visual.That must really suck.
     
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    Aside from being born, warsh & diaper me as a baby, and maybe run loose when it was hot out, NO>
     
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    The OP wants mommy love. Oedipus, you continue to live.
     
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    Sicko !!! Get a life.
     
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    Glad you at least put the adult caveat in. Somebody was recently banned for trying to discuss underage voyeurism in the women's section fyi. If you want to play with the incest squick now, go ahead. See what happens.