Homoerotic & Hung: Lamar, Scott, Kris, and Rob

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    THE MOST KANDID KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW EVER, PART 2: Crazy-Juicy Gay Rumors Edition | xoJane
    In this interview, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe reveal that the men in their lives practice homoerotic behavior and are hung. :eek:

    Jane: We asked our readers at xoJane.com what questions we should ask you today and they were flooded. We had a Kountdown to Kardashians Kalendar and all this stuff -- like we were super excited, right? So, Cat, which question should we pick?
    Cat: (pointing at list) We should go with that one.
    Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
    Kourtney: Like -- did they ever hook up?
    Khloe: Only on Wednesdays.
    Kim: I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I always say that.
    Kourtney: They're, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
    Kim: They love to kiss.
    Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I don’t know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, don’t talk to him. So maybe they're all so desperate for affection that it’s like their own little ménage a trois.
    Jane: Good answer. Thank you so much for being on Jane Radio.
    Khloe: That’s it?! That’s all the inappropriate questions?!
    Jane: We’re getting the hook -- they're telling us we're out of time! Okay, wait -- is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
    Kourtney: I would think he is.
    Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don't really like questions like that.
    Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents'.
    Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
    Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
    Kim: So inappropriate.
    Kourtney: It's like an elephant's trunk.
    Kim: You guys!
    Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like "Oh, stop it, you two."
    Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
    Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
    Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
    Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
    Kourtney: He never has any!
    Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all doing fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it.
    Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.
     

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    This one:

    "What the hell are you actually famous for?"

    or this one:

    "Why don't you all fuck off, you pack of no-talent trolls?"
     
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    I still find them entertaining...
     
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    Scott & Rob are hot !!!
     
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    Scott kind of looks likes he's on some heavy drugs. Rob is my fave!
     
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    Scott definitely freeballs all the time. It's the truth.
     
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    I'd like to suck the pussy juice off all there boyfriends cocks. That's not gay is it?
     
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    WTF was up your ass Deno? I want one!!!
     
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    I would munch on Robs ass as if it were my lifeline
     
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    Kim: ” I ran out of birth control pills, I think it's a sign that I should get pregnant.” What a stupid troll she is. Does she think that running out of toilet paper is a sign that she will never shit again?
     
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    Lamar and Kris are the only ones I would even consider touching.
     
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    I would love to stick a double-headed dildo into Kris' ass and into Rob's ass, and watch them fuck it with their asses bouncing off of each other's.