Horse cock - on all fours

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Again ouch.

Maybe I should have stuck out my butt a little bit in that picture. Maybe it would have shown more.
 

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A horse's cock would be dragging on the carpet. I once had another girlfriend tell me she liked looking at animals, particularly horses. She was kind of drunk, and I was confused by her comments. It wasn't until later that I figured out what she was trying to get at.
 

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Good shots, lowhung. I checked out your photo collection. Impressive. And I agree, you're clearly not average sized. Quite a bit above I should say, it's obvious.

Yes, horny comments from the ladies are nice when received. Sometimes just an admiring glance at the package will do.
 

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I was turned on by her fascination with the size of the horse's cock...and her attempt to recreate that with me in bed next to her. I remember once she was watching me get off the bed from behind and I was nude...she was like "look at that big horse cock hanging below your ass!"

You're apparently not alone in this. There are entire web sites devoted to animal fetishes, and horses are among the most popular. Presumably crack-addicted women have sex with horses and allow men to video tape it. They not only play with those humongous horse cocks, but they also suck 'em, and in some cases, even allow the horses to fuck them (although the logistics of that makes it more rare). Enough men get off on this that they produce a good deal of porn of that kind.

I'm a huge size queen, and I have to admit that it makes me uncomfortable in a unique way to be around a horse with a hard on. It's like something in me tells my dick to be aroused, but the more rational part of me is disgusted by it. Must be a conditioned response. I get a similar feeling when I see a bull's huge nut sack (or a sheep's). It's like my brain says, "Hot! Wait, no it's not! Abort! Abort! Abort!" LOL
 

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Thanks I am a fun guy.

Yes, I thoroughly agree. You must be a hell've a fun person. I've enjoyed this whole thread, the comments and your pics... everything has been fun! :biggrin1:

IMHO because of your distinguished contributions and valor in attempting to show or display how similar your junk is to a horse's, I believe that you should be bestowed with, from this day forward, 'Honorary Title' of Dude with a Horse Cock. With this title you should display your junk with great pride in knowing you have many of the same attributes in size and quality as those displayed by a horse. And that you will honorably discharge and please your girlfriend(s) in a manner befitting the over-sized cock award conferred upon you. (The honorary sword taps you on both shoulders)

hahahahaha
 

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Thanks a lot for that great honor. I would like to thank all the people who made this possible. I truly have a made a great effort in comparing and drawing attention to myself as similar to a Horse Cock. Thanks again. I always hoped to win an award like this and now my life is complete. (For good measure I'll post another picture later.)
 

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hahahaha funny as hell. thanks for the entertainment AND the pics (yet to come), dude. Just as long as you don't leave hay in your bed. yanno.
 

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That is a very "hot" pic of your big dick hanging down. Luv to be behind you and jack you off from behind. Also loved all the horse cock talk.