Hot Dog In my Asshole

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OK, here's the cucumber!

comparing - thicker than my softie, same as me hard
inside - feeling full!
length - this far in (about 6" - have had it in further when i'm really relaxed)

I got fucked for the first time last week btw. Guy was surprised I had no pain cause he fucked me hard! Didn't have the heart to tell him he wasn't as hung as my cucumber :tongue:
 

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Very well endowed cucumber Jake. I like your dick better though.
Thanks - you got a great cock and I like your outdoor pics too.
I stuck a courgette (sorry, translation: zucchini) up my ass on cam a few weeks ago and some guy suggested a cabbage - that's not gonna happen!

Anyone else done other interesting objects?
 
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I regularly stick a Durex Play 2in1 Massage Gel dispenser up there!

I used to get my bf to fuck me with a condom-covered large carrot. They make great cheap dildoes. They keep hard in the fridge for several days. When it starts to go soft, just throw it away and get a new one. Walking past the carrots in the supermarket gives me a hard on. Is that a Pavlovian response?

Those Mattessons horse-shoe shaped pork sausages are pretty good too, especially if you warm it up in the microwave for 30 seconds first. Mmm!
 
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This is quite possibly the greatest thread ever. Also, I don't even have to ask if it's very wrong that I'm disappointed he removed the hot dog pictures....
 

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Done the foodstuffs. Gross but work in a bind

I've seen a video. And damn if I can't unsee it. Man with a glass jar. Jar breaks. Whatever you are picturing, it's worse. Please be sensible when jamming things up your ass
 

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Done the foodstuffs. Gross but work in a bind

I've seen a video. And damn if I can't unsee it. Man with a glass jar. Jar breaks. Whatever you are picturing, it's worse. Please be sensible when jamming things up your ass

oh my god that video


i would rather DIE than attempt it, for the love of everything sensible DO NOT google this video
 

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:redface: I would be so embarrassed if I were the patient, he must have been a legend in the hospital.