How big is a monster cock?

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This is so true. A 9x5 cock is long, but not that scary. A 7.5x7.5 now that is scary. To me anything over 8x7, although I am wavering on saying 6.5 around.
I see a 9x5 as a monster and scary...
It looks even longer with that girth...
But normally girth follows the length, so very very rare...
But as you state "over 8x7" - not even 1 in a million...
Because it is and 8L and 7G.
I saw maybe 1 in porn, like that, but in IRL a 8.25 x 5.5 looks scary...
 

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Any dick beyond an 8x6 is certainly a monster. In the real world the majority of women will never even get to feel an 8x6.
 

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You do realize that a true 10 inch cock is probably 1 in 200,000, if that.

That's my point. I wasn't trying to be rude at all (sorry) but it does bother me when girls THINK they have even seen a 10 incher in real life. Here is why:



This summary is based on the LifeStyles condoms Cancun data set:

Mean length (n=300): 5.877 inches (14.928 cm) erect (assuming bone pressed)
Standard deviation: 0.825 inches (2.096 cm)

My analysis:

Lengths at each standard deviation:

5th sd below mean: 1.752 inches
4th sd below mean: 2.577 inches
3rd sd below mean: 3.402 inches
2nd sd below mean: 4.227 inches
1st sd below mean: 5.052 inches
Mean: 5.877 inches
1st sd above mean: 6.702 inches
2nd sd above mean: 7.527 inches
3rd sd above mean: 8.352 inches
4th sd above mean: 9.177 inches
5th sd above mean: 10.00 inches

Frequency in population:

1.752 inches: 1 in 3.5 million
2.577 inches: 1 in 31,574
3.402 inches: 1 in 741
4.227 inches: 1 in 44
5.052 inches: 1 in 6
5.877 inches: 1 in 2
6.702 inches: 1 in 6
7.527 inches: 1 in 44
8.352 inches: 1 in 741
9.177 inches: 1 in 31, 574
10.00 inches: 1 in 3.5 million


I have a pretty strong bet that if you actually accurately measured the guy who was "10" you would be surprised. Gay guys seem to be the only accurate guessers of true sizes.
 

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That's my point. I wasn't trying to be rude at all (sorry) but it does bother me when girls THINK they have even seen a 10 incher in real life. Here is why:



This summary is based on the LifeStyles condoms Cancun data set:

Mean length (n=300): 5.877 inches (14.928 cm) erect (assuming bone pressed)
Standard deviation: 0.825 inches (2.096 cm)

My analysis:

Lengths at each standard deviation:

5th sd below mean: 1.752 inches
4th sd below mean: 2.577 inches
3rd sd below mean: 3.402 inches
2nd sd below mean: 4.227 inches
1st sd below mean: 5.052 inches
Mean: 5.877 inches
1st sd above mean: 6.702 inches
2nd sd above mean: 7.527 inches
3rd sd above mean: 8.352 inches
4th sd above mean: 9.177 inches
5th sd above mean: 10.00 inches

Frequency in population:

1.752 inches: 1 in 3.5 million
2.577 inches: 1 in 31,574
3.402 inches: 1 in 741
4.227 inches: 1 in 44
5.052 inches: 1 in 6
5.877 inches: 1 in 2
6.702 inches: 1 in 6
7.527 inches: 1 in 44
8.352 inches: 1 in 741
9.177 inches: 1 in 31, 574
10.00 inches: 1 in 3.5 million


I have a pretty strong bet that if you actually accurately measured the guy who was "10" you would be surprised. Gay guys seem to be the only accurate guessers of true sizes.
I was originally going to say one in 500,000 but I thought saying there are only about 250 to 300 10 inchers in the US would get me slammed. Still at 200,000 that is well less than 1,000 in the entire US.
 

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I see a 9x5 as a monster and scary...
It looks even longer with that girth...
But normally girth follows the length, so very very rare...
But as you state "over 8x7" - not even 1 in a million...
Because it is and 8L and 7G.
I saw maybe 1 in porn, like that, but in IRL a 8.25 x 5.5 looks scary...
I have seen what I believe to be 9x6, it may have been a hair under 9, it was an easy 3 hander, but definitely was 6 around. All it did was make my mouth water.

Saw one which was 6.75 to 7 long, but 7.5, I measured, around. I asked how anybody could take that and the answer was where there is a will there is a way.
 

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It has nothing to do with gender.
A true 8" will be seen as a 10"; because it isn't so common.
And an 9" will be qualified as almost 12".
Because we see in our sexual life ( male or w ) mostly 5" upto 6.5" - it suprises so to see something 50% bigger and then we exagerate enormously with a fault factor of min 10%.
But in IRL the monster cock that I saw was 8.25x5.5; in porn maybe once 10.5x7
 
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I've had a few friends around 8". Goes along with the numbers posted by powerlift66. Rare, but can't be that rare if I've met them in the general population. The sevens and eights are all among us. So I consider anything much over 8" as truly huge.
 

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You do realize that a true 10 inch cock is probably 1 in 200,000, if that.

yea, i agree. i read once that there are only around 5000 dicks in the world that are over 11". all im saying is that if i was categorizing cocks id go big, huge, and monster. it seems like a pretty strong word to me, sorry if i hurt a bunch of guys feelings by suggesting they dont have "monster" cocks.
 

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Yah, I definately agree with the girth responses. Its "monsterous" when it becomes a fitment issue. A slim 10" isnt going to do anything but bottom out and probably annoy a girl. But as Hud01 mentionned, when you get to 7" around, a girl starts to question the fitment. A 7x7 would probably please most women "size" wise. I would certainly give up 2 inches to be even thicker.
 

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As with beauty being in the eye of the beholder, Monster Cock is a relative concept. There are some who are really big who regard anything bigger than them as a Monster Cock. I do not by any means have a Monster but on more than one occasion, when I have been with women who have never had experience of a big cock, I was told straight out "that is a Monster." Its all about what you are used to. But with that said, if I must commit, I agree with Queen Crystal, 10+
 

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To me, a monster cock has to have girth. I love the feeling of being filled and stretched by a really thick cock. But there's also something to be said for someone at least 9". The head is fully past the second sphincter when fully inserted and it just feels fantastic! So I'm going to have to say anything 9x7 or bigger is a monster cock.
 

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There are only 2 dicks in porn that are close to 10 inches. Mr. 18 Inches is packing 10 inches no doubt, but he can't keep a strong erection and he is such a lousy fuck. I think Mandingo comes close but his short height makes his dick look larger. Rarely does he tower over his co-stars like Lex Steele does. He looks closer to 9 than 10 to me, but he is somewhere in between.

Shane Diesel is a monster
Mandingo is a monster
Lex Steele is a monster
Shorty Mac is a monster
Jack Napier is a monster

You can't deny that these guys are monsters and none of them are a full 10 inches. The common factor here is they all have MASSIVE GIRTH. Regardless of what they measure in length many women would run away at the size of their girth and that is what makes a monster cock.

1 10 inch dick for every 3.5 million guys sounds about right, meaning there would be less than 1000 dicks in the world measuring over 10 inches. From watching Mr 18 inches, it seems more like a curse than anything.
 

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I agree.
Seldom I see a cock over 9" in porn.
Mostly between 7 - 9.
With some exceptions, not more than 6.5" in girth.
Why are so many claiming the barrier of 8 in L and 6 in G as it isn't.
I have seen only one in IRL : 8.25X5.5 / the rest on video...
But I must confess I only saw 5 erected dicks in my life... and I only measured 1, because he was so impressing for me.
 
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fuck seriously? someone wanted your personal opinions. not fucking statistics. give and opinion. the op obviously is looking for a baseline average size. so tell him you opinion and stfu. and i agree with crystal on this one in my OPINION. i think 10" is a good starting point.