How hung is the hulk?

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his pants alwaysstayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts) so he cant have grown that fucking huge in the schlong department - besides we all know about body builders (this is a joke observation and is made solely for the purpose of raising some blood pressure round the world!)

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Pecker said:
Don't make David Banner's weenie angry. You wouldn't like his weenie when it's angry.

LOL huge green cocks are such a source of amusement.

Anyway, there was that actor who played the Hulk...specifically the Hulk, not the unassuming David Banner. Forget his name but I bet someone else remembers. I don't know if he was hung but he was on Banzai once. He lost to a Rabbi on an exercise bike (seeing who could keep above however fast it was for the longest) but he DID beat the priest.

Banzai was an awesome show.
 

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alex8 said:
Maybe this might be of some help... :rolleyes:

The Incredible Bulk

Given that the original source for this bit of 'news' is The Sun, you'll understand if I believe the story is a hoax.
 

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Big Del said:
his pants alwaysstayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts) so he cant have grown that fucking huge in the schlong department
In one issue several years back, the Hulk's clothes were destroyed and he was walking around naked. One of his gamma-irradiated nemeses (who only got a big brain along with the characteristic green skin) admonished him to put on some pants because he was too... intimidating... without them. :wink:
 

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*makes mental note*

Go to alex8 for nude celebs.

dongalong for hulk porn.

:biggrin1:

I'm reminded of an episode of Six Feet Under (season 3 or 4 if I'm not mistaken) where Claire and one of her art school friends joke about how terrible the movie was and how they just wanted to see him whip out his 'big green schlong' or however it was worded, heh
 

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Jeffin90620 said:
In one issue several years back, the Hulk's clothes were destroyed and he was walking around naked. One of his gamma-irradiated nemeses (who only got a big brain along with the characteristic green skin) admonished him to put on some pants because he was too... intimidating... without them. :wink:

Well, now, that fellow with the gamma irradiated hypertrophied cerebum would be the leader .

Consequently, there was also another incident that almost foreshadowed the Hulk's endowement. !983 issue if I'm not mistaken, (And I rarely am about Marvel comics!) It was the time when Bruce Banner had made it so that he could change into the Hulk at will, & retain Bruce Banner's intelligence. At any rate, there was a scene where Bruce was in the steamy shower at a lab, then heard his girlfriend scream 'cause she was attacked, and then you see him transform into the Hulk, and the scene showed alot of steam covering his crotch.
 

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This thread reminded me of an essay that Larry Niven wrote "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". In it he speculates how Superman might have some problems, for example what would the boyhood room of Clark Kent look like with all that masturbating, swiss cheese? Imagine what an ejaculation of Kryptonian sperm would do to a poor Earthling like Lois Lane? And what about the effect of Kryptonite on various things, would red kryptonite make sperm the size of beach balls?
 

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lordduzi said:
This thread reminded me of an essay that Larry Niven wrote "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". In it he speculates how Superman might have some problems, for example what would the boyhood room of Clark Kent look like with all that masturbating, swiss cheese? Imagine what an ejaculation of Kryptonian sperm would do to a poor Earthling like Lois Lane? And what about the effect of Kryptonite on various things, would red kryptonite make sperm the size of beach balls?

I have this essay in a book. It is precious. I have it bookmarked to share with friends who like a good laugh.

I'm such a geek.


Lou Ferrigno....

Alex8, any salacious pics of him?