How hung is the hulk?

[majormadness]

This thread reminded me of an essay that Larry Niven wrote "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". In it he speculates how Superman might have some problems, for example what would the boyhood room of Clark Kent look like with all that masturbating, swiss cheese? Imagine what an ejaculation of Kryptonian sperm would do to a poor Earthling like Lois Lane? And what about the effect of Kryptonite on various things, would red kryptonite make sperm the size of beach balls?

I have this essay in a book. It is precious. I have it bookmarked to share with friends who like a good laugh.

I'm such a geek.


Lou Ferrigno....

Alex8, any salacious pics of him?

I think every geek has read that essay. That and the conversations in Mallrats provides plenty of questions about superhero genitalia to ponder.

Oh, and also, I love Lou Ferrigno. He plays himself on the King of Queens now, living across the street from Doug and Carrie. They even made an episode about Spence asking him to come to a comic book convention, but then he gets dropped when Spence meets Adam West on the subway.

I'm a geek...

 

[swampy]

In the late 80's & early 90's version of the JLA comic I used to like the comments made by the female heroes of the Justice League to Sue Dibny about her husband's (The Elongated Man) elastic body parts. He was one of those 'stretchy' super heroes like Mr Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. Hopefully the double entendres went over the heads of kids that read the comics.

 

[dreamer20]

I wish I could show you the comic that iceman_blue222 did of the incredible hulk, but he has removed this tale from his website.

In the short story the Incredibly well endowed and Horny Hulk went on a sex rampage. It was childs-play for him to tear through the pants of the Marvel superheroes he encountered and fuck them. One of the superheroes obtained a device ( made by Tony Stark?) which would turn the Hulk back to Bruce Banner. The device looked like a golden dildo attached to a rod and it had to be inserted in the Hulk's anus for it to work. To achieve this goal various heroes, including Thor, let the Hulk mount them until one managed to ram the device into the Hulk's ass while he was thus "distracted."

Does anyone have this comic stored in their computer files?

Here is a sample of iceman's erotic art:

http://onice.y-hosting.net/20061015/power_of_shazam_00.html

 

[mephistopheles]

I think it was Lou Ferrigno (or something to that sort)

Yea, he was on more than just the HULK though, he was deaf also...

 

[PowayWolfman]

Gawd.. this is why i love being a comic book geek AND a futur comic artist =3

 

[dreamer20]

... a future comic artist =3

I also think that you are an incredibly good looking hulk.:wink:

Will you be doing the erotic stuff in your artwork too Wolfy?

 

[Nitrofiend]

Where's OmahaBeef in all this? :wink:

 

[BigBulgeMan]

According to those pics, it didn't bulge at all. We must conclude that when David Banner turned into the Incredible Hulk, all grows except his endowment. I have a theory : an Incredible Huge Dick is not necessary for him to self defends. Worse, it could even be a vulerable zone during his fights. Very logical indeed :biggrin1:

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(I've done Alex's job, isn't it ??)

Relating to Lou Ferrigno, this gallery show is very huge body, fortunatly without the green make-up… It don't appears that his posing undies are full of big stuff. :redface:

 

[dreamer20]

his pants always stayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts)
Del

Yes that was odd Del. His larger body caused his shirt to be ripped apart and but his shorts expanded.

 

[dreamer20]

In the short story the Incredibly well endowed and Horny Hulk went on a sex rampage...

At long last I found the Hulk in Heat tale::smile:

Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+1+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+2+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+3+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+4+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+6+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+7+of+7).jpg (image)

 

[NOINRI]

^Wasn't expecting to come to this thread and getting turned on.

 

[HairyTXdude]

At long last I found the Hulk in Heat tale::smile:

Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+1+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+2+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+3+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+4+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+6+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+7+of+7).jpg (image)

WOW:wank:

 

[Wish-4-8]

We may never know. You cant ask the Hulk cause he is already pissed off. And since he is pissed, he is not horny, so you will never see him sport a woody.

 

[ZOS23xy]

I recieved this note recently, after I wrote to him:

"Hulk Smash. Hulk angry. Hulk mad at that words. Too long. Hulk aslo angry. Me Tonto and Tarzan do not use personal pronouns. We angry..."

Whatever. When he is angry enough to smash, he can't stick to a topic.

 

[HairyTXdude]

At long last I found the Hulk in Heat tale::smile:

Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+1+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+2+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+3+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+4+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+6+of+7).jpg (image)


Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+7+of+7).jpg (image)

WAIT?! I just noticed!!! Wheres 5?!

 

[dreamer20]

WAIT?! I just noticed!!! Wheres 5?!

I thought you would have figured out how to generate # 5 yourself::smile:

Iceman+-+Hulk+In+Heat+(Page+5+of+7).jpg (image)

 

[dongalong]

Plenty of girth!
http://i.minus.com/iR14EblLgH2pn.gif

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Spidey seems to have got the full view......:
Funny memes - The Incredible Hulk's penis | FunnyMeme.com

 

[269616]

Plenty of girth!
http://i.minus.com/iR14EblLgH2pn.gif

That was funny AND hot! Loved that cocky sneer on his lips at Black Widow!

Hulk smash pussy

 

[SchlongusGermanius]

pretty girthy! :biggrin1:

http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/788/lusciousnet_wonder-woman-power-girl_1298561150.1024x0.png