Humorous big-dick pics
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My very poor animation of cock balloon for Macy's Parade.
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/223116/cat/500/ppuser/233992
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/223116/cat/500/ppuser/233992
This should be one of your five a day...
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3502-800.jpg
Fancy a pint?...
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3506-800.jpg
That's a wrap...
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3510-800.JPG
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3502-800.jpg
Fancy a pint?...
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3506-800.jpg
That's a wrap...
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/IMG_3510-800.JPG
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I've seen some photos on Tumblr that lead me to revive this old thread:
Happy Halloween!
me (one of several on this site with the same stuffed toy wrapped around his dick)
This one is not terribly humorous, and I have my doubts about the integrity of the photograph, but I'll throw it in anyway:me (one of several on this site with the same stuffed toy wrapped around his dick)
I love them all, my favorite: cock in a bun. Remind me never to eat Kosher hot dogs again! LOL.
Oh, yeah, there are cocks 10 inches -- just because a LPSG member or any other woman hasn't encountered one, does not mean a cock that size doesn't exist. In fact, my largest, a married man, was 10 x 7. His name was Jimmy Lee, he was from the south; Alabama, and he would send his wife to the emergency room, bringing down her cervix -- poor woman.
However, I could only take about 1/3 of him because it was so painful and he stretched me. I remember him as being calm, cautious, patient, and gentle with me.
I wonder what ever happend to him? I'll never forget him.
However, I could only take about 1/3 of him because it was so painful and he stretched me. I remember him as being calm, cautious, patient, and gentle with me.
I wonder what ever happend to him? I'll never forget him.
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There are some fine and funny cocks on display, and big ones too. But we need to have a standard to measure them, some LP for the SG, so here's a firm nine inches:
http://www.lpsg.org/members/keycock/albums/dikpix+that+didn%27t+work+out/555407-remote-measurement.html
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http://www.lpsg.org/members/keycock/albums/dikpix+that+didn%27t+work+out/555407-remote-measurement.html
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That second one (with the stuffed toy bear) wavers between "humorous" and "creepy."
Certainly not mine; but as far as size goes, it's more like a wombat than a mouse, I think.
Now that's a special kind of humor: a dick pic without the dick.
https://sites.google.com/site/longlorne/2DSC00801.JPG
I got my dick on the cover of National Geographic once!
I got my dick on the cover of National Geographic once!
It's certainly funny when one gets the description before one sees the photo! Well done.What does that ring on your cock do for you? I didn't know a cock ring could be used that way.
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My own lame attempts at cock humor include:
Let's just keep doing it until we need glasses.
http://www.lpsg.org/members/silvertip/albums/objects/557965-lets-just-keep-doing-it.html
Let's just keep doing it until we need glasses.
http://www.lpsg.org/members/silvertip/albums/objects/557965-lets-just-keep-doing-it.html
