I Eat Pussy...

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Pay no attention to the ignorant, cklover!
Eating ass is just as hot to me, as eating pussy, and you can do both guys!
Stop hating on the men who's taste is different from yours.
It's all good!
On that note; No muff to tough,we dive at five! So said a lover in Milwaukee!
cigarbabe:saevilw:
 

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eating pussy is the best. My ex is dumping her boy, because he'll do it, but acts like its a chore and imediatley washes his face for a long time afterwards.

I've already been there to give her what she wants. In between his weekend visits.
 

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Pay no attention to the ignorant, cklover!
Eating ass is just as hot to me, as eating pussy, and you can do both guys!
Stop hating on the men who's taste is different from yours.
It's all good!
On that note; No muff to tough,we dive at five! So said a lover in Milwaukee!
cigarbabe:saevilw:
Thanks for the high-five cigarbabe! I'm not a guy who wants to make other folks taste their own puke:eek:. (lol) I really liked that description of a man's love for eating pussy, and wanted to express what I did express!
 

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I remember the first time I had my pussy eaten. I think I tried to climb the wall behind the headboard. OMG it was so good I didn't care if my friends in the other room heard me cum. However, until today I didn't know until now that it could be so poetic!
 

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Many women are fed up, it's said,
with poor cunnilingus in bed.
But its not so far flung
with a long enough tongue
to indulge in your own head instead.

Only flexible women pursue it;
while most others can't even construe it.
But an easier course
that I would endorse
is to get someone else to do it.

What I'd love is a wormhole in space
in a very particular place.
I'd try to contrive it
so one end's at my privates
and the other's attached to my face.
 

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I bet they can't wait to have you plunge in with that fantastic dick, though. :smile:

:biggrin1::biggrin1:

I remember the first time I had my pussy eaten. I think I tried to climb the wall behind the headboard. OMG it was so good I didn't care if my friends in the other room heard me cum. However, until today I didn't know until now that it could be so poetic!

:clit: Thanks.
 

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Many women are fed up, it's said,
with poor cunnilingus in bed.
But its not so far flung
with a long enough tongue
to indulge in your own head instead.

Only flexible women pursue it;
while most others can't even construe it.
But an easier course
that I would endorse
is to get someone else to do it.

What I'd love is a wormhole in space
in a very particular place.
I'd try to contrive it
so one end's at my privates
and the other's attached to my face.

Well done, you are truly multi-talented!:cool:


I guess im on my own when i say 99.9% of the time id pass up being eaten to give a blow job.
Yup, it's just you and the crickets. :biggrin1::rolleyes:

 

lonestar692000

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Prolly the only one on the site who does that...NOT!

Didn't bother to read the 47 or so posts, but what's the point????

Never met a woman opposed to cunnilingus...are you unique in some way? I suspect you are not...nice try at it, though...

Sorry to shatter your ego, sport, but if I'm missing something, please feel free to enlighten me.

...and I love it! I don't do it to everyone, but to those I do, I love to do it. I can't help the fact that I love to watch her squirm as my tongue and fingers go to work. Or how I love to hear her moan and scream MY NAME from the pleasure that I am giving her.

I can't help that I love the taste of her smooth skin against my tongue and lips. I can't help the fact that when it gets too good, she tries to run - only to realize that the pleasure would cease. I love when she grabs hold of my head and warrants me to lick harder, suck harder, lick faster, suck faster. I love when her legs tighten around me, causing me to suffocate in her glory. I love when her body executes spasm after spasm after spasm, and then I lift my head held high because I accomplished what I set out to do--to eat pussy.

I don't have any time to play around. When I'm down there, I'm down there! So what if my face looks like a glazed doughnut afterward. I'm a man. I EAT PUSSY! I can't help it. I love it. Is that okay with you?