I found the secret to shooting your load far!

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  1. Imported

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    JAG: I'm assuming mod's are clicking this right now and expecting an advertisement. NOT THE CASE!

    Ooook. I havn't changed any variables in my life, except for one thing... Yesterday I started taking that arthrisis pill, glucosamine. And we should all know that stuff PROBABLY doesn't effect how far you can shoot your load.

    Anyways... I just wanted to tell you thats the one "chaos factor" in my little experiement, but try this and report back.

    Ok... When you are watching a porn and you see some guy shoot his really far, do you ever notice anything they do? Seriously... Go to your porn archive right now and find a cum shot that is really impressive.

    Now, this was the case in some of mine... I think Peter North is an exception... he's just a freak, but the rest of them did sometthing that I never bothered to think about. When they are about to cum, THEY STOP MOVING THIER HAND!!! They don't squeeze it, they just stop.

    I've tried this TWICE this morning and shot easily a foot when before I just dribbled.

    When you feel your orgasm coming on, jerk it until about a second before you know you are going to come. Then, just stop. Watch that stuff fly!! Its really impressive. And, its a whole different kind of orgasm. It really builds up and then releases instead of the usual. Hard to explain.

    Anyways, I read somewhere that chicks are impressed by this type of thing, and I figured hey, this is info that should be shared, and tested.

    So, whip out your wang and stop the jerk when you know you are going to blow your load if your hand is touching your dick or not. Report back with results.
     
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    If you'd really like to shoot farther than ever before, stand at the edge of a dropoff or a cliff. The higher it is, the better. ;D

    Pecker

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    TechnoTed: For a volcanic eruption, try this: About an hour before sex or jacking off, jack off to the point of that great feeling and STOP! If you have more time, repeat two or three times about an hour apart. This loads up your semen capacity to the max. When you ejaculate during sex or flogging your log, be prepared to simulate Peter North's spurt after spurt of hot cum and feel the thrills radiating thru your cock, balls, prostate and anus sometimes forcing out a dingleberry (or two).
    To create loads of cum in your prostate (did you know your balls only contribute 1% of your total semen?) consume zinc. The best is the natural zinc found in oysters and liver. I consume a half tin of smoked oysters daily and the results are 'creamy'. These foods are not my favorite but love the effects so I squeeze all of the oils from the oysters and use various condiments to mask the taste. Good times.
     
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    [quote author=TechnoTed link=board=health;num=1061054796;start=0#2 date=08/27/03 at 02:27:32]About an hour before sex or jacking off, jack off to the point of that great feeling and STOP! If you have more time, repeat two or three times about an hour apart.[/quote]

    Better start by taking a load of Tylenol first because this formula may give you a massive case of the blue balls!

    Pecker

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    This also brings me to the point that the healther you eat.. the better load you will have.

    I found that cutting sugars and caffiene from my diet increased semen production noticeably. Then.. when I started taking zinc? oh boy.
     
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    TechnoTed: Well, I know about blue (aching) balls from being so horny and not getting any from my single days but I never heard of anyone getting 'blue balls' from too much semen because the balls ONLY function is to create sperm, which accounts for only about 1% (yes, one percent) of the total semen output, but could help if someone is trying to have a baby. :eek: (There is a reason grandparents don't have children, thankfully... :p) Your glory-organ is your prostate; massage it with a High Island Health ProState medical prostate massager and ejaculate regularly all of you life and it will stay a nice healthy walnut-sized organ (exceptions are possible) :-[
    Good Times
     
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    TechnoTed: Dr Ayyyeeeee:
    Thanks for the confirmation. You might also try lecithin in addition to your program. I forgot to mention I have tried the formulated zinc in vitamins and pills but didn't notice big loads AND short refractory times until I started consuming NATURAL zinc in oysters. Liver is also another good source of zinc but nothing compares to oysters. (Real all about oysters and the prostate by using your search engine) :-*I used to consume a tin of smoked oysters a day but reduced it to a half tin without any noticable change. Good Times
     
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    Don't forget to stay well hydrated.

    That will help with anything and everything.
     
  9. Imported

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    gigantikok: Tried this earlier. Didn't work for me at all. You're right that it was a slightly new sensation. It was a very odd orgasm to not have my hand on my penis, but it did nothing for me. IN fact, i didn't shoot at all. I didn't even dribble out. I LEAKED out. It was pathetic. Oh well.
     
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    Through years of watching porn, I suspect that the larger the penis, the lower the velocity of ejaculation - to the best of my memory, I cannot recall John Holmes *shooting* more than a few inches, in fact his pop shots were usually no more than a dribble.. correct me if my memory fails me. This would make sense as far as basic physics is concerned: a larger penis will have a wider canal, ergo, wider canal = less pressure/narrower canal = higher pressure.I've seen guys with small dicks in films shoot literally across a room.

    I read that the prodigious shooter Peter North aka Matt Ramsay put his unique talent down to 'treating my body like a temple' by which he presumably meant avoiding alcohol, coffee, tobacco, THC and adhering to a healthy diet. I'm afraid I don't have the willpower to avoid any of the above addictions which is probably why I don't shoot more than a couple of inches... :(
    Oh well, whaddya gonna do. Although, I should add FYI that despite my unhealthy habits, I do ejaculate a large amount of semen - many women seem amused and/or impressed by this..
     
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    prepstudinsc: I tried thi :hands off" technique this morning, and my shots were about the same as when I continue to stroke. I did it sitting in a chair this morning, and shot off all over my chest. I may shoot a few inches farther if I continue to jack when I cum, but the difference was minimal.
     
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    TechnoTed: It sounds like some of you are trying to get to the point of ejaculation, then doing it again and again at the same time instead of allowing refractory time. :(
    Maybe a better way to get near to the point of cumming is using a good vibrator. Get to that point and Stop. :'( Wait an hour or so and then have sex or shoot your wad. What I like about doing this is the deeper thrill of ecstasy when I cum during sex. :p Good Times
     
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    It may sound a trifle bit weird, but I've found that crushed red pepper, in effect capsicum, gives and makes for the ultimate wad blown. That and stopping fast stroking and keeping a good grip makes it go jettison.
     
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    TechnoTed: Wow. Are you screaming for the 'ice cream' to cool off the lava? :D
    I have heard of other good things from 'Cap' but this is a new one. Hey, whatever causes volcanic eruptions for you, keep it up!!! ;D
     
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    Well it's not only capsicum, Ted, but  Vitamin also  C helps, in effect, orange juice, oranges themselves and the white part of the rind too ;D. I mean, you don't want to stay on just one thing alone. ::)
     
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    SimplyHung: I tried this earlier today. It actually worked for me. Thanks for the tip, man.
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=health;num=1061054796;start=0#12 date=09/02/03 at 04:10:24]That and stopping fast stroking and keeping a good grip makes it go jettison.[/quote]
    I have found the opposite (in terms of slowing down). I noticed awhile back that I tended to slack off with the speed of my stroke as I felt myself about to orgasm, so I tried to keep my strokes fast and pump through the orgasm, if you will. I come a lot harder/shoot farther when I remember to do that. I think it's kind of like a runner who begins slowing down as he is about to cross the finish line; the champion runners know you want to try and keep your speed until you break the tape, THEN slow down. A good grip does help, though. :)
     
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    TechnoTed: Glad the tip helped ya, SimplyHung.
    So tell us all about it; from the time you started until you shot your wad(s). :eek:
     
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    Glad my input was of some value, SH :). Hope you shoot for the stars, but don't shoot too much and then see stars :D :eek:lol
     
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    I've been squirting cum daily for 35 years. When I was young (dumb, and full of cum) I could pull out of a pussy and hit the ceiling. No shit. Orgasms were very intense back then. After so many years and a loss of testosterone in my old age (48) I discovered that I can still do it. However, it requires intense stimulation. I have a homedics percussion back massager. It beats the living daylights out of my cock. I makes me cum like I was 13 again. I can still hit the ceiling.

    Oh, and I'm a bit above average 7.5" and 5.25"