I hate my penis

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  1. KCMAN

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    It hurts me to walk and causes me to have red marks on the inside of my legs. I wish I could get a reduction for real
     
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    Haha... best thread today...
     
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    No photos?
     
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    Riiiiiiight......
     
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    LOL beachbum, but what if he is serious? Women get breast reductions because their tits are too big and cause serious back problems.
     
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    Seems like a fake-profile...first post like this? LOL....

    If your penis was REALLY that huge, then you would just place in in a way so it did not point straight down towards your legs, how difficult can it be.....
     
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    Yeah!!! right! I mean, really??? Poor thing! Cut it off! That would solve the problem dude! Seriously! Nobody has died for not having red marks on the inside of their legs!
     
  8. tasteslikejellyjam

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    you could always just tape it to your stomach & wear longer shirts... but seriously... sounds like you need to stop going commando...
     
  9. B_cigarbabe

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    If you were a real guy you would have learned how to position
    your cock so it wouldn't hurt or be uncomfortable.
    From having an overweight husband I know those red marks
    on your leg are made from your thighs rubbing together not your dick.

    Get real.
    C.B.:saevil:
     
  10. Wish-4-8

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    I know what you mean. I also hate being beautiful. All that attention is bullshit. Then there is the money. Just because I am rich doesnt mean I am happy. And that stupid Ferrari I own. A-holes always want to race me.
    SO,
    I have too much money,
    I am too good looking,
    I have Ferrari,
    I have a 10 inch dick that gives me red marks when I walk.

    Yeah, life really sucks.



    I hope people understand sarcasm.
     
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    Marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Bad, surely you don't know what you're saying (if it weren't tongue in cheek, of course)--and you sure don't know what you'd actually get...!!! :eek13:
     
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    I would just make you miserable. I mean, a mansion is a really big place to live in. 13 bedrooms? Who has time to keep that place clean?






    Sarcasm rules!!!!
     
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    Shove your big annoying cock up your ass. that will keep it out of the way, and perhaps gove you some pleasure too.

    Big cocks are a bitch !! you might also try selling it on EBAY... I'll bid....
     
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    I know how you feel. I haven't been able to ride a bike since I was a kid cause no matter how hard I try to keep it wrapped around my pelvis, the damn thing always works its way free and gets caught in the chain, which is really painful. But that alone is not what made me stop riding. I stopped riding because of all the lawsuits that occurred from people who tripped over my cock in the ER after going in for stitches.
     
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    I hate his penis too.
     
  20. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Marry Loreena Bobbitt, she will help you out with a reduction. :smile:

    Figure out how to wear underwear or get a jockstrap or lose weight. Chances are it's cuz you wear boxers or have big balls than having a giant penis or fat thighs rubbing together. (if this post is a serious post)