I'm so old . . .

[Mr. Snakey]

I got in a bar fight with Ben Franklin.

 

[Principessa]

I'm so old i remember when Angela Landsberry was HAWT.

tee hee hee :rofl:

I owe Jesus a quarter.

hahaha :lmao:

I'm so old that I remember when the first cave drawing was made.

That would be right around the time France still had a reputable army :tongue:

 

[Mr. Bungle]

I'm so old that my social security number is 1.

 

[Pecker]

I'm so old, my first toy was a steam guitar.

 

[crescendo69]

I'm so old I remember when everyone in gym class showered - naked.

 

[Pecker]

I'm so old, I invented dirt.

 

[Biggin']

Im so old, I cant get it up and go online to look at peoples penises.

 

[Biggin']

Im so old, i fart dust.

 

[JustAsking]

I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

 

[invisibleman]

I'm so old...

Hey, what was I going to say?

Oh! I know.


ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Oh. I am so old.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

i'm so old... i used to have casette tapes!

 

[Hotrocker]

I'm so old that...

wait, I'm not old at all. haha, Gods and Goddesses of beauty and youth, curse you all!

 

[Principessa]

i'm so old... i used to have casette tapes![/quote] :lmao: I'm so old I still have 8-Track tapes. :yikes:

 

[Hellboy0]

I'm so old, my first computer programming course was taught on punch cards.

 

[Principessa]

I'm so old, my first computer programming course was taught on punch cards.

OMG! So was mine! I took keypunch back in the dark ages of 1985. :biggrin1:

 

[Ethyl]

i'm so old... i used to have casette tapes![/quote] :lmao: I'm so old I still have 8-Track tapes. :yikes:

My mother still owns the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack as well as a dozen other artists. :biggrin1:

I always enjoy the old line "I've still got it...just don't remember where I put it"

 

[Ethyl]

I'm so old I remember playing Pong.

What the hell were we thinking?

 

[Meniscus]

I'm so old that...

wait, I'm not old at all. haha, Gods and Goddesses of beauty and youth, curse you all!

:twak:

I so old that I know better than to brag to older people about how young and beautiful I am.

 

[midlifebear]

I'm so old that my high school's prom theme was the invention of fire.

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Im so old.... I remember when cell phones didnt do anything but ring