Jack off machine!!!

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  1. Landshark77

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    Mmmm...very erotic and inventive.

    I'm guessing they get a couple of
    pints from him per day.

    Thanks for sharing! :)
     
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    Wow -- perfect for the guy with direct wire from nips to cock! Technology to the rescue when hards are too busy with other things, but I'll try to keep my free!:biggrin1:
     
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    And the sperm donation industry just announced purchasing some for those of their clientel who need help other than Rosey Palm and her five sisters! :lol:
     
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    Once again, the amazing things people will do...

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    Is there a mail order catalog?
     
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    Boy that thing sure milks it for all it's worth doesn't it?:biggrin1:
     
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    Wow! Some people have just way too much time on their hands!!!
     
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    That's certainly the most complicated sex toy I've ever come across...
     
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    or... apparently not enough time on their hands that they have to use this in stead so their hands are free for other things....
     
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    If you're going to use this, just make sure you're properly hydrated.
     
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    If I used one it'd be my luck that it's not UL® approved. BZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!!
     
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    I just had to go back for a second and
    um...third or fourth peek...I find it very
    erotic to watch...
     
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    I do know what you mean ... I think it's at least in part the clarity of being able to see the cum shooting without hands or lots of other paraphernalia in the way which makes it all the more enticing and unusual :rolleyes:
     
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    Agreed Alex, plus his bod & equipment
    are delicious!:tongue:
     
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    Yeah, with that bod and equipment, it's not like he couldn't get laid.
     
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    I don't think it is a fake cumshot, though... Too real looking! And tbh if I was gonna make a video of myself cumming I'd make sure I stored it up for as long as possible to ensure the biggest load I could... Let's face it, we all want to impress!
     
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    With all the time he put into making that, he could have gotten laid for real about 5 times.
     
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    I wonder if it's USB 2.0?
     
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    Yeah, and it's backwards compatible to 1.1.