John Holmes

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  1. longozzy

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    I know Holmes is very old school, but I was wondering if anyone has seen a clip with Holmes in a mmf 3 some where he is smaller or at least comparable with the other guy in the clip?

    I can remember a vid from years ago, but can't remember what it was called.

    Any help appreciated


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  2. Deno

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    was it maybe the spoof on bat man and robin?
     
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    Yeah, it was called "Dickman and Throbbin'"! John Holmes and Tom Byron double team Ginger Lynn (I think). I remember this movie because it had the greatest line ever...Ginger was being a bitch and Byron looks at Holmes and says: "Holy douchebag, Dickman! I think I'm gonna throw up!"
     
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    Tom Byron's 8 incher is a bit smaller than JH's 10 or 11 incher. Byron's girth is probably 6 around and JH's is about 6.5 to 7, so they are somewhat comparable. Holmes was deep into Cocaine at this time and was notorious for having problems getting GOOD erections. This must be the reason that they are of similar size.
     
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    Not surpisingly, there was a remake of that called "Bedman & Throbbin'" with herschel savage as a quasi joker villain.
     
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    What would porn be without the parody of everything from Love Boat (Sex Boat) to Batman and Robin. This 1986 film was late in John Holmes' career-he died March 13, 1986- and also stars Amber Lynn and Peter North (aka Al Brown.) Good nostaglia flick if nothing else.
     
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    Actually it was made way too close to his death and is a little bit too morbid for me to enjoy! The sequels with Jerry Butler and Ron Jeremy are pathetic.
     
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    Not even close. If JH is in a clip with a bigger cock I'd like to see it...:eek:
     
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    The late John C. Holmes appeared in the 1975 film Anyone But My Husband with Tony "The Hook" Perez and female porn star C.J. Laing. From all reports here at lpsg.org (and elsewhere) Holmes was inched out by the infamous Mr. Perez in a three-way with the hollow C.J. Laing. Unfortunately, the mysterious porn star with the giant cock disappeared into oblivion after making a few movies.

    This film was made well before the era of video. If anyone can locate a VHS copy of this movie he has an historic artifact of early phallic gigantia in porn.
     
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    I have the video tape somewhere. Perez was maybe as long as Holmes, but definitely not as thick so he might have looked longer. CJ could deepthroat Perez, but not a fully erect Holmes. No one ever managed that even though both CJ and Little Oral Annie tried and they were amoung the best.

    The nearest thing to that was Bobbi Bliss managing throat Lex Steele and Byron Long in a shower in I Swallow #1. Very impressive.
     
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    I searched for "Anyone But My Husband" on Google and found a number of hits. From one, Fenopy.com, I downloaded it. I don't know that it's complete as it lasts only about 15 minutes. Mr. Perez is in the first scene and looks like a unicorn, he's led about by his dick. I just started watching it so I don't know what else is there, I mean, if John Holmes appears.

    saludos

    Fenopy : Anyone But My Husband (1975).avi download
     
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    look what i found from a quick google search:

    "In a 1989 Rolling Stone article, ex-wife Sharon recalled John's self-amazement when he measured his penis in 1968: "It goes from five inches all the way to ten. Ten inches long! Four inches around!" That night, to Slike he's playing pool with a rope. haron's dismay, he revealed his intention to become a porn actor."

    - John Holmes



    but I don't even know about that. Mandingo is 11 3/4 inches.. I can't believe that Holmes is only a little smaller than him cause to me he looks A LOT smaller. Plus they are within 2 inches in height, so we're not looking at some weird body morphing-size issue either. I say holmes is a little over 9 inches personally, but that's when he could manage to actually get a decent hard on that is, dude did too many drugs. In his movies it's like he's playing pool with a rope.
     
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    I think you meant he died in 1988. He contracted HIV in 1984 and according to Bill Amerson after he found out, he started to increase his coke, alcohol, and smoking usage immensely since he knew he was going to die (I think he said he could've lived another 20 years). In his final movies, The Roman Empress and The Devil in John Holmes, AIDS was really kicking into his appearence and he got a lot skinner and paler looking like a skeleton and was usually only hard when he was climaxing. Often times you can see his dick just straight up flaccid with pussies literally tugging and stretching it. Quite sad :( .
     
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    Kind of makes you wonder just how many people were affected by his desire to make porn sans protection?
     
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    What the hell kind of a link is that? A Torrent link?
     
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    Yes thats a Torrent link.
     
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    Is that bad? I used the Bitlet to download it. Took a very long time to do so.
     
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    I know the movie from long time a go, the actor is not John Holmes, he is in the movie in a later scene with the two actor in the deepthrow scen, in the scene with John holmes she is riding this actor and deepthrowing John Holmes all the way down amasing scene. By the way she is allso fuckd in the ass at the same time.
     
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    John Holmes was the world's greatest LIMP!
     
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    Does anyone still have the full movie of "Dickman and Throbbin"?

    I still remembered that I stole the tape from my dad and passed around among my classmates back in the late 80s. Everyone loved it.