Karinne Stephans abouts rappers dicks

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  1. Greg1970

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    Lovely! Homophobic bitch. Kidding, I probably woulda gotten nauseous, too. For your reading pleasure, I’m going to run the entire list of men she says she’s banged and her description of how it was. This woman studies penis like a judge at a dog show. Which is an appropriate analogy. Enjoy!

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    Mystikal–long
    Trick Daddy–long and full of energy
    Twista–medium
    Will Smith–long
    Xzibit–long but comes to quick
    Kool G Rap–Long but cant fuck
    Talib Kweli–medium
    Redman–hung like a banana
    Black Thought–medium
    Russel Simmons–small
    Khujo from Goodie Mob–very long
    Ja Rule–Long and full of energy
    Jay-Z–Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
    OutKast–Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
    Pete Rock–big
    Puff Daddy–medium
    Rakim–Long
    Mobb Deep–havoc is big but Prodigy is small
    M.O.P.–Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
    Nas–small
    Nelly–medium
    Scarface–medium
    Snoop Dogg–too long
    Ol’ Dirty Bastard–may his big dick rest in peace
    Clipse–They’re both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T’s breath stinks
    Common–Long but too skinny
    Da Brat–can eat a pussy.
    Mos Def–long but his breath stinks
    Timbaland–long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
    Too $hort–long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
    Q Tip–long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
    Mase–Long but he has an asshole personality too
    Master P–nice and long and can fuck
    Method Man–Long but comes to quick
    Missy Elliott–pussy has a bad odor
    50 Cent–medium/long
    Big Punisher–The same size of a can of air freshener
    Busta Rhymes–Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
    Canibus–real long
    Noreaga–Long but he cant fuck
    Lil Wayne–nice and long
    Kanye West–Big but he cant fuck
    KRS-One–small
    LL Cool J–Nice and fat
    The LOX–All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
    Ludacris–Just perfect. Long and fat
    DMX–Long and can fuck forever
    Fabolous–big dick but comes to fast
    Fat Joe–small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
    Wyclef–Long but his breath stinks
    Ghostface Killah–Long but he comes to quick
     
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    I love her. I read her first book, I guess all this information is in the seconed. Can`t wait to read it.!!!!
     
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    Do we really believe that she has this knowledge... sorry, I dont
     
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    Industrial-size, thank you very much. ;D
     
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    Russell Simmons? Come on, we all know he's gay! WHy else would he marry someone as vapid as Kimora?
     
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    America needs to know...

    What about Flavor Flav????
     
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    Some people will do anything for their 5 minutes. If she is writing another book, guess she's going for 10.
     
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    I wonder if this is all bullshit
     
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    I smell bullshit
     
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    So there you have it, it was all complete bullshit.
     
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    That ho should probably get checked.

    :wink:
     
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    I'm not going to say I told U so... ops, I just did. LOL
     
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    I remember not long ago seeing something similar to this but on the Hard-rock/Metal scene. It was on a website related to these musical genres and it was, supposedly, "reviews" of lots of groupies/female fans who had slept with a variety of rock/metal stars over the years. It didn't sound like bullshit to me because they were the opinions of dozens and dozens of females, some of them anonymous, who weren't trying to brag about this or that.

    It was kind of funny seeing some of the guys you see on stage with a bad-ass-I'm-all-good-and-girls-love-me attitude getting very poor reviews :biggrin1:

    I never managed to find that website again. It was quite a big website, so finding that information through a google search was useless for me. Has anyone here come across it?
     
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    Website is Metal Sludge.
     
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    here's a direct link

    Metal Sludge - The Long And Short Of It - The World Famous Penis Chart! - The Power & Glory since 1998