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[Catchoftheday]

Post Modern Giraffes

Pleasure Myself Gently :redface:

 

[cockoloco]

Pleasurably Massaging Groin?

Performing Massive Gulping?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

A wonder I used to work with was doing the new word of the day stuff. She was trying to impress people with her huge vocabularly. One day she meant to use the word masticate. She told her sons at dinner, "make sure you thoroughly masturbate your food before you swallow it." :lmao:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Post Modern Giraffes

Pleasure Myself Gently :redface:

My Fave PMG

 

[cockoloco]

My Fave PMG

It's similar to the Permanent Masturbation Generator, isn't it?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I wonder where tiggerpoo has been hiding.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I think he was called away as stand in to the Lionking. PMG

 

[hockeyguy741]

is that the only jock strap you have........

 

[D_Relentless Original]

is that the only jock strap you have........

Yes, awaiting a delivery from OC_Musclejock :redface:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

There he stood in all his glory..... go ask Paul Harvey for the rest of the story.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

There he stood in all his glory..... go ask Paul Harvey for the rest of the story.

Glory glory Hallelujah

 

[hockeyguy741]

now accepting cash donations..........:dance:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

now accepting cash donations..........:dance:

I see, you get paid for it then ?

 

[hockeyguy741]

Of course not like you.......giving it up for free p:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Of course not like you.......giving it up for free p:

hone: Mom, this guy from the internet really hurt my feelings.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

hone: Mom, this guy from the internet really hurt my feelings.

 

[hockeyguy741]

don't be so sensitive....:crying: we all know you like it

 

[Northland]

They don't seem to sell those wax bottles anymore.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

don't be so sensitive....:crying: we all know you like it

Ditto, :biggrin1:

 

[hockeyguy741]

Ditto again :bigeyes2: