Lyndon B. Johnson - Hung Like A Horse

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  1. cocktaste

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    This has been around for decades. He apparently had the biggest cock of any president, and would show it to anyone who asked. He was 6' 3" and would tower over people. What gossip have you heard about his cock? I've heard a million stories. Kind of hot. :cool:
     
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    I hear that he'd make the reports strip first and get into the White House Swimming pool...where he'd talk to them....then would come his "un-vailing"
    the Largest Cock in the modern world would give an interview to the "little people".

    His eldest daughter married Robb who became a Gov of Virginia and a Sen. he was known to be extremely thick...so with that kind of endowment on both sides of the family the Robb kids must be pushing their equipment around in wheel-barrows: barely able to ever get their pants on!

    One of Johnson's best friends got arrested for playing around in the "Y" steam room...probably with a republican-planted dick.
     
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    lmao!

    Holy fuck!
     
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    an old SNL skit reported that LBJ was referred to by the mexican whores as "EL B.J." Hilarious!!
     
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    Heard things at times I heard he also would show a scar from some surgery he had. He never appealed to me that way.
     
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    I am NOT into political Cock......
     
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    He was homely looking, bland...what with his drawl, his penchant for yanking his dogs' ears ("I like to hear them yelp") comes off more hill billy than George W. Bush, but he was a smart man. A lot of important legislation passed by him and he signed it into law.
     
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    I had heard at one time that was where the term of proud of his "johnson" came from. I always figured that was just gossip.
     
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    I remember hearing that at a meeting of the joint chiefs of staff he unzipped his pants and pulled out his "Johnson" banging it on the table he said Ho Chi Min wasn't going to get it.
     
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    LBJ did not photograph well and as a young man and middle aged man was quite mesmerizing. He was famous for his cock in college and rivaled the Kennedys for sexcapades, but was lucky to live in a time when Presidents were left alone on this issue. The Years of Lyndon Johnson by Robert Cato is the best biorgraphy I've ever read and it talks freely about his exhibitionism and sexual capers. One in particular stands out when he had his hand up a guest's wife's skirt while Lady Bird was sitting on the other side of her. Her husband was in the back.
     
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    I'm really surprised that no one has asked about his "cut/uncut" status! :rolleyes:
     
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    So as not to disappoint, "Was LBJ cut or uncut?" Laughing my fucking ass off!!!
     
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    I heard Tommy Lee had the biggest penis ever until you see it and not be impressed. Does anybody have pictures of Johnson's so called "Johnson" nope so who cares?
     
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    Born in 1908 as a non-Jew, he was almost certainly uncut.
     
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    Looks a bit too much like my grandfather for me to even start fantasizing...as to cut or not, those in the southern Midwest tended to be cut even then (such as all my pre-WWII relatives)
     
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    I highly doubt you'll find presidential penis pix floating around LOL
     
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    non-Jews born in the home in 1908 were cut? I can't believe it
     
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    lol i know you won't find pics of presidents ding a ling so why talk about it? rumors, rumors, rumors. there is always a story about this person having a big penis and then people believe it because they want to believe it when there are tons of pictures out there of guys who actually have big dicks.