Lyndon B. Johnson - Hung Like A Horse

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not to mention he was kinda ugly and old??? I love older men look at my threads but damn ive showed pictures of hot ass older men a lot better than LBJ which didn't get one quarter the interest whats up?
 

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Other true LBJ tales, via biographer Caro:
"Lyin' Lyndon" would often whip it out in the parking lot outside the old Senate Office Building and proceed to take a leak, right there in the parking lot.
At other times, he would turn around from a urinal while next to a Senate colleague, grab it and remark "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?"

The point here is that for all the possible motives LBJ had to help kill Kennedy, it sure wasn't penis envy.
 

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Ricky if Fassbender has a big dick then you must have a small one and Tommy Lee's dick isn't nearly as big as people act like it is. You would assume he was hung better than Porn star Mandingo which he isn't.

And me a troll? Why because believe rumors about peoples dicks your never saw? Or because have a thing for a certain guy that means his dick his big. So I can say my dick is 15 inches right and it must be true because I said so.
 

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Cochran your pointed out Johnson is huge how? By bringing up rumors that somebody heard? You know how you prove a person has big dick? By showing a nude picture of that person erect you didn't so you didn't prove anything besides being naive and willing to believe any rumor you little people hear.
 

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And here we have People's Exhibit 3 & 4:

Ricky if Fassbender has a big dick then you must have a small one and Tommy Lee's dick isn't nearly as big as people act like it is. You would assume he was hung better than Porn star Mandingo which he isn't.

And me a troll? Why because believe rumors about peoples dicks your never saw? Or because have a thing for a certain guy that means his dick his big. So I can say my dick is 15 inches right and it must be true because I said so.

Cochran your pointed out Johnson is huge how? By bringing up rumors that somebody heard? You know how you prove a person has big dick? By showing a nude picture of that person erect you didn't so you didn't prove anything besides being naive and willing to believe any rumor you little people hear.
 

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lemonhead on a site where there are tons of guys penises for you to see why keep bringing up old unfounded rumors about how big some dead guy was ?
 

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In a way, I've thought to myself the same thing. Why are people so interested in celebrities' penises when there are tons of them out there in "real life," much less in pornography? But I just think speculating a little (even of famous people who of have passed on and to whom I have absolutely no attraction whatsoever) is sort of fun.
 
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I hear that he'd make the reports strip first and get into the White House Swimming pool...where he'd talk to them....then would come his "un-vailing"
the Largest Cock in the modern world would give an interview to the "little people".

His eldest daughter married Robb who became a Gov of Virginia and a Sen. he was known to be extremely thick...so with that kind of endowment on both sides of the family the Robb kids must be pushing their equipment around in wheel-barrows: barely able to ever get their pants on!

One of Johnson's best friends got arrested for playing around in the "Y" steam room...probably with a republican-planted dick.

Just checked - Chuck Robb - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - daughters only, apparently.
 

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Essentially, anyone with that much power is hung by default, whether it's physically true or not. Power is as sexy as any other attribute.

Agree 100%. And maybe with the power comes a "cockiness" swag, too.
 
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