Matt Damon

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  1. Skoobs

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    any one have any idea about matt damon?
     
  2. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    No idea. The Celebrity Cock Magic 8 Ball has heard conflicting reviews.
     
  3. txquis

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    One idea, yah...he could flip me over and plow the shit outta me...
    and then i'd flip him over and fuck him silly....then he'd flip me over........:tongue:
     
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    He had gotten married on December 3, 2005 in NYC.
     
  5. Matthew

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    LMAO Sorcerer. You are the master.
     
  6. invisibleman

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    His younger brother is WolfsheimDeutschland on LPSG.org. Hehehehehehe
     
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    Our resident research Administrator comes through again! Pecker! Your next assignment however, is to find proof "of the goods." The class is waiting.

    Cute butt on the boy, BTW.
     
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    Pecker, where and how do you know and get all this stuff????

    *wanders away in confusion*
     
  9. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Pecker's a class-A perv and already knows where the stuff is before you ask! Because of that he's our resident nudie-encyclopedia therefore absolutely essential to the happiness of other pervs (like me).
     
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    In a better world he and Ben would not need the Beards, and could be the devoted lovers we all know they want to be.
     
  11. Atia

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    Is this wishful thinking?


    Then again, Ben left beautiful, curvy and super rich J-Lo for plain, lanky, semi-rich Jennifer 2.


    However, Matt is 100% hetero!! (growling)

    :redface:
     
  12. Matthew

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    ... as evidenced by his ham-handed attempt to 'play gay' on Will & Grace. And yet, at the same time, I hear his secret screaming to be Ben's little bottom boy.
     
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    Matt damon could be short thunder!
     
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    I revealed earlier that Matt Damon had gotten married. Maybe it is wishful thinking. He has some nice legs in Bourne Supremacy. Wowie! The scene of him running on the beach. Double Wowie. I think that Matt Damon may be a grower. The only movie I didn't like him in was: "The Talented Mr. Ripley".
    Ooh, I hated that movie!
     
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    Matthew, I disagree. I think that it would be the other way around. I think that Ben Affleck would be bottoming for Matt. Ben Affleck seems like the "I-like-getting-Matt Damon-logged-Yes, SIR! may I have another, DUDE?!" kind of guy. Matt Damon would be like: "OK, after I finish with you. I am going to fuck your wife, Jennifer. Then, I am going to fuck MY wife!!! And, THEN--I will fuck you again, Bennie Boy!"
     
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    Are you so sure they aren't?
     
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    You had a lot of fun writing this, didn't you?
     
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    I'm with txquis... except I'd add a couple of jaw whacks with his meat!
     
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    I certainly think that Matt and Ben could still be bed buddies...there are so many beards in hollywood...it is not funny!