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One idea, yah...he could flip me over and plow the shit outta me...
and then i'd flip him over and fuck him silly....then he'd flip me over........:tongue:
 
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Our resident research Administrator comes through again! Pecker! Your next assignment however, is to find proof "of the goods." The class is waiting.

Cute butt on the boy, BTW.
 

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cricketsliar said:
In a better world he and Ben would not need the Beards, and could be the devoted lovers we all know they want to be.

Is this wishful thinking?


Then again, Ben left beautiful, curvy and super rich J-Lo for plain, lanky, semi-rich Jennifer 2.


However, Matt is 100% hetero!! (growling)

:redface:
 

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Atia said:
However, Matt is 100% hetero!! (growling)
... as evidenced by his ham-handed attempt to 'play gay' on Will & Grace. And yet, at the same time, I hear his secret screaming to be Ben's little bottom boy.
 
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Atia said:
Is this wishful thinking?


However, Matt is 100% hetero!! (growling)

:redface:

I revealed earlier that Matt Damon had gotten married. Maybe it is wishful thinking. He has some nice legs in Bourne Supremacy. Wowie! The scene of him running on the beach. Double Wowie. I think that Matt Damon may be a grower. The only movie I didn't like him in was: "The Talented Mr. Ripley".
Ooh, I hated that movie!
 

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Matthew said:
... as evidenced by his ham-handed attempt to 'play gay' on Will & Grace. And yet, at the same time, I hear his secret screaming to be Ben's little bottom boy.

Matthew, I disagree. I think that it would be the other way around. I think that Ben Affleck would be bottoming for Matt. Ben Affleck seems like the "I-like-getting-Matt Damon-logged-Yes, SIR! may I have another, DUDE?!" kind of guy. Matt Damon would be like: "OK, after I finish with you. I am going to fuck your wife, Jennifer. Then, I am going to fuck MY wife!!! And, THEN--I will fuck you again, Bennie Boy!"
 
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invisibleman said:
Matthew, I disagree. I think that it would be the other way around. I think that Ben Affleck would be bottoming for Matt. Ben Affleck seems like the "I-like-getting-Matt Damon-logged-Yes, SIR! may I have another, DUDE?!" kind of guy. Matt Damon would be like: "OK, after I finish with you. I am going to fuck your wife, Jennifer. Then, I am going to fuck MY wife!!! And, THEN--I will fuck you again, Bennie Boy!"
You had a lot of fun writing this, didn't you?
 

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I certainly think that Matt and Ben could still be bed buddies...there are so many beards in hollywood...it is not funny!

I'll bet Gillette, Wilson, etc. make MILLIONS keeping the faces of those beards smooth. There are few things less attractive than a woman with a full grizzly adams beard.
 
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